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LotusSong -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/12/2006 10:01:43 AM)

"Mary Kay- like a cult but without the animal sacrifice".




APiratesMistress -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/12/2006 12:53:11 PM)

"Woad Warrior"
"We're all here because we're not all there"
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together"
"What a sexy little tree"
"Some days it's just not worth chewing through the leather"
"Another day, another waste of makeup"
"I don't go skinny dipping, I go chunky dunking"
"No, you suck! Signed- the mean people"




calamitysandra -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/12/2006 4:07:21 PM)

Republicans for Voldemort
Death Eaters for Bush
Don't judge me based on your ignorance
Sometimes "The Majority" only means that all the fools are on the same side
Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead
333 only half evil
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time
Hello Officer (put it on my tab)
I do whatever the voices in my wifes head tell me to do
I think, therefor we have nothing in common
I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter
Heavily medicated for your protection
Help, help, I am in Azkaban and my son is a fag
Your dungeon or mine?
Sponsored by Daddy




CreoleCook -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/12/2006 6:03:56 PM)

"If we stop voting for them, will they ALL go away?"

"Support your local BARTENDER...
Helping ugly people get Laid for years!"

"God must love stupid people...
Otherwise, He wouldn't have made so many of them."

"I SUCK! (and nibble, and bite, and scratch...)"

"Wife and Dog Missing!
Reward for Dog."

"You got a purty mouth, Boy"

"I may be slow, but the last time I looked...
You are behind me."

"If you can read this, introduce yourself."
 

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MistressTexas -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/13/2006 12:50:33 AM)

You got a purty mouth... now geet on your knees and smile like a doughnut.




Pimpernell -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/13/2006 3:57:18 AM)

Well it's from a black t-shirt I own, so slightly OT:

If you are really a Goth...
Where were you when you sacked Rome?

I got a "that's just evil" from a Goth chick.  I assume that's a compliment.





WifeBoyWannabee -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/27/2006 10:14:17 PM)

"DON'T STEAL...THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITON"

"MORE PEOPLE GOT KILLED IN TED KENNEDY'S CAR THEN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS"

"BOTH PARTYS SUCK VOTE LIBERTARIAN"

"DUKAKIS FOR WHAT???"  PICTURE OF PEOPLE ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING POPULAR IN MASS. IN 1988

OK ONE DEMOCRAT BUMBER STICKER/BUTTON

"IN YOUR GUTS YOU KNOW HE'S NUTS!"  PUT OUT BY BY EVELYN MURPHY...JOHN SILBER'S DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY OPONENT




MasterNdorei -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/27/2006 11:54:08 PM)

WWJD = We Won Jesus Died

Back in the day there were wayyyyyyy too many cars with bumperstickers that claimed "I (heart) my (dog breed)." Some had pictures of the dogbreed, some just had the typed name, but all of them were improved when Madd  magazine allowed us to buy pictures of a screw that coverd those hearts. i often wondered how long it took people to realize....




RubberWitch -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/28/2006 2:05:56 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Pimpernell

Well it's from a black t-shirt I own, so slightly OT:

If you are really a Goth...
Where were you when you sacked Rome?

I got a "that's just evil" from a Goth chick.  I assume that's a compliment.




Andrew Eldrich Never sacked rome..
....Unless rome played Bass

]v[




surly -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/28/2006 8:25:12 AM)

I have these:

auntie em,
hate you. hate kansas. taking the dog.
-dorothy

the witch of the west was framed!

buckle up! it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!

i think aliens are abducting my mail! (on mailbox) *lol*

i don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.

a day without sunshine, is like, night.

i can only please one person per day, today is not your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either.

i cut it twice and it's still too short!





Whiterabbit0117 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/30/2006 8:32:26 PM)

My new one with a nice hidden meaning:

"In some cultures, I'm considered normal"




DiurnalVampire -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/30/2006 8:40:07 PM)

Absolute fav..
and its nothing special.
I saw somenoe today witha  MENSA sticker upside down on their back bumper. 
I love it!

DV




unownedredhead -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/1/2006 12:15:10 AM)

sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me
my family is more disfunctional than yours
honk if you like it up the ass
if you think this car is dirty try spending the night with the driver
dislexic devil worshipers sell their souls to santa
save gas fart in a jar
what part of drunken slut don't you get?
if i wanted your opinion i would beat it out of you
the party aint over till someone snorts coke off the dead hookers ass
everything i like is illegal, immoral or fattening
ive been bad, punish me
you say slut like it is a bad thing
scadians do it with imagination





Dauric -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/1/2006 9:58:06 AM)

Geekiness:

Seen outside a GameCrazy: A picture of a red mushroom with white spots Quote: "By boss is an Italian Plumber."

$0.02,

Dauric.




SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: favorite bumper sticker Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican (9/1/2006 10:16:21 AM)

I personally like Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican

As seen here: http://www.cafepress.com/designermite/1012916






RobertMaddox -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/3/2006 2:10:16 AM)

Here's a few I've really liked:

"I'm not lost, I'm Exploring!" (Generally true)
"Red Rum: Killer Rum!" (On my car right now)
"Lesbians for Bush in '04" (Hee hee hee...)
"Show love to Animals, Hug a Hockey Player"
"Too much pot spoils the cooks"
"Smile! You're on Candid Camera!" (cue evil laughter)

Good stuff.




Rhetoryk88 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/3/2006 7:47:44 AM)

Philosophy of the Marine Corps..."God makes the decisions, we make the arrangements".
                                                        Have a nice day.....[:@]




subinside -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/3/2006 10:05:17 AM)

No matter who you vote for, the government ALWAYS gets in.




ohbiguy32 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/5/2006 10:57:24 AM)

One of my favoerites is: "Democrats are  SEXY.  When was the last time any one wanted a piece of elepant"

Anoter is "Put that finger away.  You have no idea where it's been"




MrMister -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (9/5/2006 11:43:20 AM)

I traded in and got this truck for my wife...nice trade huh.




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