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theRose4U -> RE: favorite bumper stickers ? (6/14/2006 9:49:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ADomDoc

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ORIGINAL: theRose4U
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Shut up, bend over, say please.

With plates that say PROCTO


Or Cosmo Kramer's license plate: "ASSMAN"


ROFLMAO I forgot about that one.



bancheeEB -> RE: favorite bumper stickers ? (6/14/2006 11:56:02 PM)

I liked the one that said "If your going to ride my ass You can at least pull my hair"  another favorite is "We don't have a town drunk   We just all take turns"



Tangwystal -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/15/2006 2:56:09 AM)

God must sure love stupid people... he made enough of them.



VikingLady53 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/15/2006 3:21:46 PM)

I have owned the following:

Sarcasm ... just one more service I offer
Super Bitch
Silly boys ... trucks are for girls!

Ohhh .... I almost forgot ...

I have lots of friends ... you just can't see them!
If I throw a stick, will you leave?



DarkSideOfThMoon -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/16/2006 3:22:46 AM)

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do own the whole damn road.

40 isn't old if you're a tree.

I embarrass my kids.

I live in my own little world but it's okay because everyone knows me here.

Born okay the first time!

I know, I know, I'm fucking fabulous.

(Next to a picture of a smiley sun) Well, aren't we a ray of fucking sunshine.

I'd rather be masturbating

Just smile and say yes mistress.

Yes I am a naughty girl, now spank my evil little butt.

Friendly neighbourhood - dirty little slut



Darkmike -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/16/2006 9:45:54 AM)

God, save me from your followers.



ADomDoc -> RE: favorite bumper stickers ? (6/18/2006 4:43:00 AM)

Political Bumper Stickers:

      If you are not outraged
you have not been paying attention


  Sheeple! 
--*---*---*--          <--barbed wire
Wake Up!


Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism!
... Thomas Jefferson


"I am not a Moron
I'm Presbyterian"
-- George W Bush


We are making enemies
faster than Bush can kill them!


Who Would Jesus Bomb?


Your Pretty Yellow Ribbon
Won't Make Up For
Your Bush Vote

And ... 1 T-shirt
"Naturally, the common people
don't want war, but
they can always be
brought to the bidding
of the leaders.
Tell them that they are being attacked,
and denounce the pacifists
for lack of patriotism and
endangering the country.
It works the same in every country.
... Hermann Goering at the Nuremburg Trials




sunngoddess -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/18/2006 12:45:07 PM)

"If you can't operate the turn signals, what makes you think you can operate the rest of the vehicle?"

"Driver carries no cash--Parent of teenagers"

"Hang up and drive!"



gooddogbenji -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/18/2006 1:03:18 PM)

I'm not scared of the voices in my head - it's YOUR house they're telling me to burn down.

Yours,


benji



VikingLady53 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/18/2006 1:03:32 PM)

I want to get one printed up that says ... "My god is an Asatru carpenter"

there is also ...

I feel the need ... the need for mead
     and
Got Mead?



aellea -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/18/2006 1:05:30 PM)

fav bumper sticker... benji rules



littlelostbunny -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/18/2006 3:26:16 PM)

I saw this one when I was... I dunno... eight? I pointed it out, and Mom just shook her head and tried to ignore it.

"You've been a bad boy; go to MY room!"



enigmabrat -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/18/2006 3:52:48 PM)

"my poodle is smarter then you honour student"

thats my fav



enigmabrat -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/18/2006 4:00:28 PM)

Iv never seen this one but i would like to have it made

If i knew all the answers Id run for God



Dollbecky -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/18/2006 5:55:07 PM)

  Not having a car I wear  my snarkiness on buttons ...My all time fave is "I like PAIN whats your excuse?"
and "I heart Geek Boys"  "God I dont mind its his groupies that fuck me off"



mastersgirl11 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/20/2006 12:20:34 PM)

" if you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair"
 
Okay....thats my new favorite [:)]



mastersgirl11 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/20/2006 12:21:45 PM)

"Yes I'm a bitch.....but I'm not your bitch"

another favorite!!!!!!! 



NYGHTVISIONS -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/20/2006 1:08:39 PM)

"Visualize Whirled Peas"....cracks me up!

slave lisa



Nexo -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/12/2006 9:53:34 AM)

The latest new one I've seen reads...."Who would Jesus bomb?"



JoanFrost -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (8/12/2006 10:01:22 AM)

Haven't read the whole thread, so someone may have already posted these. If so, please forgive.

1. W  The Problem
2. F   The President
3. Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything- Josef Stalin
4. Managed Care is Neither
5. The fish symbol with the words "And Chips" inside. [sm=bust.gif]



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