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ADomDoc -> RE: favorite bumper stickers ? (6/13/2006 12:13:52 AM)
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Must not sleep ... the clowns will eat me.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas!
Three out of four voices in my head said I should stay home and clean the guns.
U R sofa king we todd did
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
I don't mind the voices in my head, it's the ones in yours that bug me.
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!
I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand
God huh? My imaginary friend's name is BoBo.
My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend!
What Would Scooby Do?
JESUS SAVES ... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!
The last time we mixed religion and politics, people were burned at the stake.
The last time religion ruled, it was called the dark ages.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
Guns are smart enough. We need smarter politicians.
I snatch kisses and vice versa
Get down on all fours. Okay, now bark like a dog!
I would rather be spanking my monkey.
Where There's A Whip, There's A Way.
I still miss my ex ... but my aim is getting better!
Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window.
So many stupid people, not enough bullets in a clip.
Tequila - Have you hugged your toilet today?
1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila Floor
Drink your beer! There are sober kids in India.
"I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying."
I'm not fat, I just don't crap enough!
Dress Code: 14 Teeth
And .... for the older ones amongst us: Let me tell you about my bowel movements.
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