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"Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/2/2007 11:19:54 AM   
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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/2/2007 1:10:34 PM   
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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/2/2007 1:23:17 PM   
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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/2/2007 3:58:45 PM   
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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/2/2007 4:19:24 PM   
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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/2/2007 9:05:33 PM   
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So this boy got up one morning.

Took out his gun and said "Im gonna get me a major porker today to prove my manliness"

Probably went down to the corral.  Called Macon (last name: Bacon) over.  Fed him some pork sausage.

Shot him in the head.

Got his buddy to take a picture to prove how successful he was as a Big White Hunter.

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/2/2007 11:40:37 PM   
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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 1:03:35 AM   
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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 9:31:28 AM   
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Feel bad for the pig.  I like them.  Poor thing probably had no idea anything was wrong til the bullet hit.


I feel bad for the porker, I do....... I just want to know how a 1,000 lb porker gave chase for 3 hours, and the chubby kid kept up enough to kill it. I think the story was a little fabricated.

In my opinion

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 9:35:29 AM   
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Feel bad for the pig.  I like them.  Poor thing probably had no idea anything was wrong til the bullet hit.


I feel bad for the porker, I do....... I just want to know how a 1,000 lb porker gave chase for 3 hours, and the chubby kid kept up enough to kill it. I think the story was a little fabricated.

In my opinion


Synchronized his watch as the Mission Impossible theme swelled in the background.

He probably walked the pig down to the store.  Walked it home.  Made a fire.  Sat with Fred while he cooked the sausage.  Fed him one.

Checked his watch, saw that his 3 hour chase was up.

Shot Fred in the head.

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 9:37:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		That part always baffled me. Who runs away from a killer pig for three hours before figuring out that they can shoot it?

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 9:38:58 AM   
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Synchronized his watch as the Mission Impossible theme swelled in the background.

He probably walked the pig down to the store.  Walked it home.  Made a fire.  Sat with Fred while he cooked the sausage.  Fed him one.

Checked his watch, saw that his 3 hour chase was up.

Shot Fred in the head.

Sinergy


That is the exact scenario I had in my head, except the sausage was pork chops.

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 9:40:36 AM   
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That part always baffled me. Who runs away from a killer pig for three hours before figuring out that they can shoot it?


http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/070602/pigs.shtml

The pig was somebodies pet.

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 9:45:20 AM   
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That part always baffled me. Who runs away from a killer pig for three hours before figuring out that they can shoot it?


http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/070602/pigs.shtml

The pig was somebodies pet.

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Which raises another question. A pig, use to people, would give chase?

The little brat and his dad probably poked it with a stick and called it names.

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 9:50:24 AM   
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That part always baffled me. Who runs away from a killer pig for three hours before figuring out that they can shoot it?


http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/070602/pigs.shtml

The pig was somebodies pet.

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Yeah, I got that part. I meant, the original story didn't make sense. Pigs like that are scary. If you have a gun, why try and escape when you already know that it can run for longer than you? And why keep it up for 3 hours? Of course, I never really considered that somebody would keep a giant pig for a pet...

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 9:51:52 AM   
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That part always baffled me. Who runs away from a killer pig for three hours before figuring out that they can shoot it?


http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/070602/pigs.shtml

The pig was somebodies pet.

Sinergy


Which raises another question. A pig, use to people, would give chase?

The little brat and his dad probably poked it with a stick and called it names.


What exactly do you call a 1000 pound pet pig to piss it off?

Porky?

Sinergy

p.s.  More likely that the kid hopped on his moped with some pork chops and let Fred chase him around the yard.

p.p.s.  In case you are wondering, I am pretty dubious about the pig actually giving chase.  It was shot inside the fence of a 150 acre farm...

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 9:52:55 AM   
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That part always baffled me. Who runs away from a killer pig for three hours before figuring out that they can shoot it?


http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/070602/pigs.shtml

The pig was somebodies pet.

Sinergy



Yeah, I got that part. I meant, the original story didn't make sense. Pigs like that are scary. If you have a gun, why try and escape when you already know that it can run for longer than you? And why keep it up for 3 hours? Of course, I never really considered that somebody would keep a giant pig for a pet...


I don't think the pig could run longer than him... he obviously stopped going to the gym or his membership expired.

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 9:55:18 AM   
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That part always baffled me. Who runs away from a killer pig for three hours before figuring out that they can shoot it?


http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/070602/pigs.shtml

The pig was somebodies pet.

Sinergy



Yeah, I got that part. I meant, the original story didn't make sense. Pigs like that are scary. If you have a gun, why try and escape when you already know that it can run for longer than you? And why keep it up for 3 hours? Of course, I never really considered that somebody would keep a giant pig for a pet...


I think they were chasing the pig, not the other way around.

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 9:57:36 AM   
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I think they were chasing the pig, not the other way around.



That blows the pork chop connection to the Mission Impossible theory out of the water.

R.I.P. Fred

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RE: "Wild" monster Pig was farm raised - 6/3/2007 11:10:51 AM   
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The pig wasn't exactly a pet in the way most people use the word pet, although it had been raised on a farm. The kid who shot the pig also had no idea that the pig had been raised in a domestic setting.

http://www.monsterpig.com/

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