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i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 7:44:37 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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Status: offline 		sex does not appeal to me any more...it's all the same thing and never changes. sex is sooooo overrated.

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:12:25 PM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		You obviously haven't been properly fucked.

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:14:14 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:28:28 PM   
iwannapullurhair


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Status: offline 		Find a contortionist lady, one that can put her butt right over her head-that should make things interesting.

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:29:18 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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Status: offline 		that might be interesting...for about 5 minutes

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:31:42 PM   
iwannapullurhair


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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

that might be interesting...for about 5 minutes


LOL! That would keep me entertained for years!

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:32:47 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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Status: offline 		i would get bored with it...like i do everything else

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:33:09 PM   
MsSonnetMarwood


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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:33:54 PM   
iwannapullurhair


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Status: offline 		So what brought about this odd boredom?

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:34:00 PM   
SexyRed


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Status: offline 		are you kidding me? sex is endlessly fascinating, unless as someone said, you have never experienced the earth shattering kind. but you could keep experimenting until you do!

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:34:27 PM   
popeye1250


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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:36:25 PM   
iwannapullurhair


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Switch off to your Left hand.


There is also the ten knuckle shuffle-double the power!

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:36:34 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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Status: offline 		i'm 44 years old and haven't founf anyone that could surprise me...maybe i've seen too much online and in person

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:40:14 PM   
iwannapullurhair


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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:43:21 PM   
imthatacheyouhav


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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

sex does not appeal to me any more...it's all the same thing and never changes. sex is sooooo overrated.

You know my husband don't you?....LOL...


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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:44:11 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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Status: offline 		yes, i'm depressed...but the other functions as it should...i am just so tired of things these days...it's all the same thing

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:55:44 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		I know you are going through a difficult time in your life right now (hugs) and I'm here for you...sometimes, we use sex as a "cure all" for our problems instead of dealing with whatever it is that is bothering us...

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 8:59:51 PM   
Gauge


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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

sex does not appeal to me any more...it's all the same thing and never changes. sex is sooooo overrated.


Speaking as someone that is on this planet as a direct result of sex, I would like to chime in here and just say that I am in favor of sex.

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 9:04:22 PM   
chiaThePet


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The self-serving, self masturbation melodious moan complete with eunuch puppets,
emitting from the ask a, um, mistress section is drawing the big yawn from me.

chia* (the pet)

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RE: i am SOOOOO bored with sex!!! - 6/7/2007 9:49:17 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		Sex boring?...I suppose if you're just following the basic insert tab A into slot B directions it gets old.  Try hammering screw #7 into part C5.....should clear things right up.

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