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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 5:14:17 AM

soultoshare

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Thank you, Kind Sir!!!! I bow to your knowledge, Sir!

Better? No??

How's this.....

?

However, if you can figure out the numbers, I'd thank you in a BIG way!!!

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 5:21:41 AM

Level

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

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ORIGINAL: Level
Ask for a cig, a smoke, or a cancer stick. "Bumming" is correct usage over here, by the way.

You mean, people really stick cigarettes up their arses in the US?

E

Only at Eagle Scout camp.

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 5:25:53 AM

Level

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ORIGINAL: DominicsJoy

Long ago Sir I was involved with a publication writing under a nom de plume of "Mistress Orgasma Keeper of the Cosmic Karma." My co heart was writing under "Professor S. O. Teric", beleive me when I say that you bring back very warm memories of those times to me.

I thank you for the smile you have placed upon my face this morning and wish you a pleasant weekend.

One parting thought and question posed to ponder... Why does CollarMe extend an open hand in greeting to those who can neither read nor comprehend?
Yes, I try to be a good girl and bite my tongue... but someday I may be dumb with the appendage in a jar upon the mantle from being bitten in two. No matter what a profile or journal say, it seems that stupidity floats.

Best wishes to you and yours Sir.

Master's girl- joy

I always find great joy in making others smile. Makes for a better life.

CM welcomes all, and that includes those with an IQ of a catatonic gerbil. I would urge you to do as I do, and take comfort in the larger number of bright, funny, and incredibly decent folk that also hang out here.

Thank you for your well wishes, joy, and consider them returned to you and your master.

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 5:30:50 AM

Level

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ORIGINAL: soultoshare

Thank you, Kind Sir!!!! I bow to your knowledge, Sir!

Better? No??

How's this.....?

However, if you can figure out the numbers, I'd thank you in a BIG way!!!

Much better!

Okay, Saturday's winning numbers: 7-10-25-32-41 Powerball - 22

Hmm, that's last Saturday's numbers........ we're getting closer!

< Message edited by Level -- 6/14/2007 5:31:20 AM >

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 5:33:41 AM

Level

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Mr. Level, when are you leaving for work?

Hello, Mr. Level, good to see you. The answer is....................... right now.

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 5:39:14 AM

LadyEllen

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Dear Level

My boyfriend wants to go all the way with me. I dont mind navigating, but he doesnt have a road atlas. How will I know when we get there, even if we're coming together?

E

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 5:48:42 AM

KatyLied

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Mr. Level, do you think that Tony Romo has one of the best smiles in the NFL?

Submitted for your approval:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18944124/displaymode/1176/rstry/18537946/

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 8:45:27 AM

domiguy

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I have looked at my poo prior to flushing....Sometimes I have seen corn embedded in my Domidung....Yet I don't recall ever eating any.....Is this an act or a sign from God?...Do you think I could be some sort of prophet?

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 8:54:30 AM

imthatacheyouhav

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I have looked at my poo prior to flushing....Sometimes I have seen corn embedded in my Domidung....Yet I don't recall ever eating any.....Is this an act or a sign from God?...Do you think I could be some sort of prophet?

OMG...this is TOO funny...when my girls were growing up and would be getting ready to go out on a date...when there suitors would show up, i would get this very serious look on my face ...and say to there dates..."Now before you go ANYWHERE with my daughter i have to ask you something"...OMG my girls would scream..MOM!!!...NO NOT THE QUESTION!!!! NOOOOO....i would just give them an evil grin and look at the boy and ask..."Does your poop have corn in it?"..LMAO...some of the poor guys would even try to answer me....LOL...omg...i hadn't thought of that in years.....
my poor poor girls...they survived any way, go figure....LOL

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 9:07:25 AM

peepeegirl5

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Dear Mister Level,

What is the highest form of social interaction ..?

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 11:43:49 AM

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Farzebubble googlemeister aftercrast omf gru?

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 11:48:12 AM

JerseyKrissi72

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Will I ever have someone love me like I once had?

and if so, is this one the one?

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 11:50:23 AM

drawntothedark

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Mr. Level - next June I will be going to the Dominican Republic. What is the one thing I must do or see while I am there?

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 11:51:34 AM

sleazybutterfly

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Will you marry me?

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Life is not a popularity contest, it's better to be hated for what you believe, than loved for a lie.

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 3:08:58 PM

gwendolyn

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Oh magic eight ball...errr.. Mr Level. Sorry. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop??

Gwen

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Tell me what did you like about me?
And don't say my strength and daring.
'cause now I think I'm at your mercy;
And it's my first time for this kind of thing.

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 3:21:22 PM

Level

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Dear Level

My boyfriend wants to go all the way with me. I dont mind navigating, but he doesnt have a road atlas. How will I know when we get there, even if we're coming together?

E

First, you take a left turn at Albuequerque (an American joke )......

If you've been there before, then you should know when you get there again; as for the boyfriend, I must warn you that for some guys, the only way to know he was there is to hear him talk about rolling over and going to sleep, or to the pub; subtract 2 minutes from that time, and that's when he was there.

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 3:22:50 PM

Level

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

Mr. Level, do you think that Tony Romo has one of the best smiles in the NFL?

Submitted for your approval:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18944124/displaymode/1176/rstry/18537946/

*oogles Carrie Underwood and thinks "Tony who?"*

You know the drill, Katy:

......

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 3:29:15 PM

RCdc

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Dear Mr. Level

Will you always save the last dance for me?

Peace

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 3:54:52 PM

Level

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I have looked at my poo prior to flushing....Sometimes I have seen corn embedded in my Domidung....Yet I don't recall ever eating any.....Is this an act or a sign from God?...Do you think I could be some sort of prophet?

Prophet......prophet...........profit........; take the domidung, arrange the corn to resemble Don Rickles, and sell it on ebay.

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

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RE: Ignore those fakes! Ask Mr Level anything! - 6/14/2007 3:56:06 PM

Level

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ORIGINAL: peepeegirl5

Dear Mister Level,

What is the highest form of social interaction ..?

Ping pong!

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

~~ Stone Temple Pilots

(in reply to peepeegirl5)

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