Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads!


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! Page: <<   < prev  10 11 [12] 13 14   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 8:16:14 AM   
Gauge


Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: ready4srvce4all

I had a great question, but after reading Mikal talking about screwing, I lost my train of thought.  Any advice on how to keep my mind focused, even amongst the talk of sex?


Yes. Think about Roseanne Barr in a thong.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to ready4srvce4all)
Profile   Post #: 221
RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 8:22:36 AM   
Bonafied


Posts: 16
Joined: 2/11/2007
Status: offline 		The only thought about Roseanne Barr my mind would not violently reject would be as an example of how effectively a women can diminish womanhood.

(in reply to Gauge)
Profile   Post #: 222
RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 10:06:45 AM   
diz


Posts: 1076
Joined: 9/6/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: diz

has just noticed change in thread...... so i can screw you now? wooooooohooooooooooooo


Well... what better way for me to do the research I have been needing to answer your question about anal sex?



i thought this was ask You, not ask me.? i am ready when you are.. all in the name of research You understand?

(in reply to Gauge)
Profile   Post #: 223
RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 2:23:39 PM   
Gauge


Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: diz

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: diz

has just noticed change in thread...... so i can screw you now? wooooooohooooooooooooo


Well... what better way for me to do the research I have been needing to answer your question about anal sex?



i thought this was ask You, not ask me.? i am ready when you are.. all in the name of research You understand?


But of course it would. I will be strictly professional. I promise not to have fun.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to diz)
Profile   Post #: 224
RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 4:56:06 PM   
dreamofthemoon


Posts: 10666
Joined: 2/2/2007
Status: offline 		Hi, Gauge. i've got a question: why?


dream

_____________________________

dreamy

40 Fluffy points
Hibbie Chick!
Pure's jello shot!
Charter Member: Lance's Fag Hags!
A good egg, per DRH

(in reply to Gauge)
Profile   Post #: 225
RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 8:11:12 PM   
Gauge


Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Hi, Gauge. i've got a question: why?


dream


Well, it all started when something in space blew up. The rest, as they say, is anyones guess.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to dreamofthemoon)
Profile   Post #: 226
RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 8:35:21 PM   
nyrisa


Posts: 1830
Joined: 11/20/2006
Status: offline 		Hi, Gauge. What is your most secret, bizarre fantasy?

_____________________________

A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

(in reply to Gauge)
Profile   Post #: 227
RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 8:40:25 PM   
Gauge


Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: nyrisa

Hi, Gauge. What is your most secret, bizarre fantasy?


I want to stand in Gillian Anderson's (Scully from the X Files) garbage and have her pelt me with rotten fruit.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to nyrisa)
Profile   Post #: 228
RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 9:37:50 PM   
Mikal


Posts: 3673
Status: offline 		Why are you so bitter about your wife? You loved her once... or was she a shotgun marriage type?

_____________________________

You know that I am a sexy penguin.

(in reply to Gauge)
Profile   Post #: 229
RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 9:41:49 PM   
Gauge


Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

Why are you so bitter about your EX-wife? You loved her once... or was she a shotgun marriage type?


I am not bitter really... but this is a question that I would rather not answer.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to Mikal)
Profile   Post #: 230
RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 9:58:22 PM   
Mikal


Posts: 3673
Status: offline 		Ok. My bad. Want a cookie?

Soooo... on the lighter side... how much do you enjoy sex? Does it have to be 'kinky' sex (as defined by vanilla people)? Can you have just as good of an orgasm with missionary style sex? Or do you not consider such sex as being sex? If it's 'normal' for us to have kinky sex... is kinky sex now our vanilla sex, which would render so-called vanilla sex into kinky sex for us?


_____________________________

You know that I am a sexy penguin.

(in reply to Gauge)
Profile   Post #: 231
RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 10:19:18 AM   
HarleyKitty69


Posts: 4906
Joined: 10/22/2006
Status: offline 		*whisling dixie*


_____________________________

I am who I am
A Sammy to no end

Sarcasm, just another service I provide


.....I am who I am .......

Sammie Service Slave with a Hippie ScooterTrash Attitude

(in reply to diz)
Profile   Post #: 232
RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 11:08:59 AM   
diz


Posts: 1076
Joined: 9/6/2006
Status: offline 		Why does it take an apple a day to keep the doctor away?

(in reply to HarleyKitty69)
Profile   Post #: 233
RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 12:28:24 PM   
ljcatt


Posts: 33
Joined: 3/12/2007
Status: offline 		What is the secret to life?

_____________________________

im not unique im abnormal....when we all seek to be unique we become the same.

(in reply to diz)
Profile   Post #: 234
RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 12:50:02 PM   
FullCircle


Posts: 5713
Joined: 11/24/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: ljcatt

What is the secret to life?


Errm going out once in a while perhaps.

_____________________________

∞ ﮒuקּƹɼ ƾɛϰưϫԼ Ƨωιϯϲћ.

(in reply to ljcatt)
Profile   Post #: 235
RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 1:09:10 PM   
diz


Posts: 1076
Joined: 9/6/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

*whisling dixie*




loves the way you whistle

(in reply to HarleyKitty69)
Profile   Post #: 236
RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 1:09:37 PM   
ljcatt


Posts: 33
Joined: 3/12/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

quote:

ORIGINAL: ljcatt

What is the secret to life?


Errm going out once in a while perhaps.



are you kidding? if i go out something might eat me lol.

_____________________________

im not unique im abnormal....when we all seek to be unique we become the same.

(in reply to FullCircle)
Profile   Post #: 237
RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 1:31:33 PM   
FullCircle


Posts: 5713
Joined: 11/24/2005
Status: offline 		I'll hold your hand Ijcatt we'll brave it together.

_____________________________

∞ ﮒuקּƹɼ ƾɛϰưϫԼ Ƨωιϯϲћ.

(in reply to ljcatt)
Profile   Post #: 238
RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 1:35:27 PM   
lilsubl


Posts: 4595
Joined: 2/6/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: ljcatt

What is the secret to life?


42


sorry, Gauge, i couldn't help myself...i slapped my hand away from the keys, struggled with myself, put a chokehold on me, wrestled myself to the floor & i still managed to escape from myself long enough to post this....


_____________________________

Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

(in reply to ljcatt)
Profile   Post #: 239
RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 1:36:38 PM   
diz


Posts: 1076
Joined: 9/6/2006
Status: offline 		lol

(in reply to lilsubl)
Profile   Post #: 240
Page:   <<   < prev  10 11 [12] 13 14   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! Page: <<   < prev  10 11 [12] 13 14   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.094