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RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 1:54:06 PM   
ljcatt


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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

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ORIGINAL: ljcatt

What is the secret to life?


42


sorry, Gauge, i couldn't help myself...i slapped my hand away from the keys, struggled with myself, put a chokehold on me, wrestled myself to the floor & i still managed to escape from myself long enough to post this....



your exactly right....the secret to life is 42 lol

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RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 1:55:14 PM   
ljcatt


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Status: offline 		awww thank you fullcircle but who gonna hold my other hand and unglue my feet from the floor? hehe

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RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/27/2007 2:15:19 PM   
FullCircle


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(edited for fontial reasons i.e. the font went funny.)

< Message edited by FullCircle -- 6/27/2007 2:16:51 PM >

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/28/2007 8:22:42 PM   
Gauge


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Want a cookie?


Definitely.

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how much do you enjoy sex? 


About as much as a good blowjob.

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Does it have to be 'kinky' sex (as defined by vanilla people)? Can you have just as good of an orgasm with missionary style sex? Or do you not consider such sex as being sex? If it's 'normal' for us to have kinky sex... is kinky sex now our vanilla sex, which would render so-called vanilla sex into kinky sex for us? 


Sex is sex is sex. I can enjoy it many ways. The kink element is not always needed but I will not be upset if it is always there either.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/28/2007 8:24:55 PM   
Gauge


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Why does it take an apple a day to keep the doctor away?


Not a lot of people know this but Johnny Appleseed was a serial killer that preyed specifically on those in the medical profession. So, if you were a doctor and saw an apple... wouldn't you run the other way?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/28/2007 8:26:08 PM   
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What is the secret to life?


To not get soggy in milk.


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/28/2007 8:27:54 PM   
Gauge


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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

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ORIGINAL: ljcatt

What is the secret to life?


42


sorry, Gauge, i couldn't help myself...i slapped my hand away from the keys, struggled with myself, put a chokehold on me, wrestled myself to the floor & i still managed to escape from myself long enough to post this....



I understand. It's kind of like the way I hate the dancin' banana... you can't help it.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/28/2007 11:58:45 PM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/29/2007 6:17:59 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/29/2007 7:54:22 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/29/2007 8:03:33 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/29/2007 11:12:19 AM   
ready4srvce4all


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/29/2007 3:37:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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Hi, Gauge. i've got a question: why?


dream


Well, it all started when something in space blew up. The rest, as they say, is anyones guess.


hmm... alright, but i thought the answer was 'why not?'... *shrugs*


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/29/2007 5:31:59 PM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/29/2007 8:32:01 PM   
Mikal


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/30/2007 8:40:00 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/30/2007 9:56:48 AM   
Mikal


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/30/2007 9:58:45 AM   
Raechard


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/30/2007 11:59:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		Gauge, I was cleaning the bathroom, and the big mirror fell off the wall and broke. Am I really in for 7 years bad luck? This is really scarey, because my luck in the past few months has already been extremely crappy. What can I do to avert malign consequences?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/30/2007 12:37:34 PM   
Raechard


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Status: offline 		The seven years bad luck is a myth nyrisa there is no fixed amount of bad luck for mirror breakage. Instead the duration of bad luck is related to mirror size i.e. each 2” sq. area of mirror broken is equivalent to one year bad luck.

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