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RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/25/2007 9:28:28 AM   
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why does anal sex make me orgasm harder than vaginal sex?


I cannot answer this question until I do some hands on research.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/25/2007 9:31:05 AM   
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A few days back, I was in the middle of enhaling the aroma of an old book I hadn't read in some time, an act I've certainly performed at least hundreds of  times over the years, when it occured to me that the discoloration, the dust, and yes the scent were probably the result mostly of the feces of dust mites, defacing my most cherished possesions. 

My question: How long after learning I've been unwittingly participating in a scat ritual for years before I can expect to feel clean again?



You will never feel clean again. Dust is everywhere. Your pillows are the worst. You have been sleeping in body parts and feces most all of your life.

Sweet dreams.

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RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/25/2007 9:34:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: diz

why does anal sex make me orgasm harder than vaginal sex?


I cannot answer this question until I do some hands on research.



awaits the results of your research

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RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/25/2007 9:42:56 AM   
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why do I not turn into an instant puddle on the floor when I open an email to discover it is a picture of a mans craggy mans area, does this imply I am not a true subbie ???

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RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/25/2007 9:50:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: diz

just one more thing,

why do I not turn into an instant puddle on the floor when I open an email to discover it is a picture of a mans craggy mans area, does this imply I am not a true subbie ???


You are a true subbie, it just proves that you are not made of snow.

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RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/25/2007 10:00:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		OK, when did the title of the thread change?

BTW, re the seedless watermelon, Oh Great Guru of Fruit......I'm sitting here eating seedless watermelon for my breakfast, and there are little white seeds all over the place in it!  Got an answer for that?

Sorry....edited due to sleep deprivation!

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RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/25/2007 10:07:36 AM   
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RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/25/2007 10:18:23 AM   
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*whistling dixie*

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RE: Screw Gauge! Ask the other threads! - 6/25/2007 11:02:46 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/25/2007 2:22:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

You will never feel clean again. Dust is everywhere. Your pillows are the worst. You have been sleeping in body parts and feces most all of your life.

Sweet dreams.


Well, sure.  That's just something every human being has to come to terms with as part of the cost of doing business on planet Earth.  But I figure what's true with regard to humans is true of dust mites -- of course you're going to get shit on, but that doesn't mean you have to run around with your tongue stuck out trying to catch it like snowflakes, if you'll forgive the imagery.  

But you're right.  Come to think of it, I've never felt clean.

So, another question:  What is the single greatest benefit and single greatest drawback of being alive in this age?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/25/2007 2:25:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		give me some advice....my oldest son wants to go to a new school next year (he is 12) . He is gifted and talented art- plays drums and maintains an A-B average. They have a school in our town for gifted and talented children but it will mean he will be in school until 4:30 pm and until 2pm on Saturdays and in school until August..do you think this will be too much for him? I wonder if you can have too much of a good thing........I am not sure.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/25/2007 4:32:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: soultoshare
BTW, re the seedless watermelon, Oh Great Guru of Fruit......I'm sitting here eating seedless watermelon for my breakfast, and there are little white seeds all over the place in it!  Got an answer for that?

Sorry....edited due to sleep deprivation!


Sure I have an answer... did you think you actually stumped me?

The white seeds are the digested seeds from non-seedless watermelon. The guy in the sewer picking out the pieces doesn't always do a good job.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/25/2007 4:34:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: diz

has just noticed change in thread...... so i can screw you now? wooooooohooooooooooooo


Well... what better way for me to do the research I have been needing to answer your question about anal sex?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/25/2007 4:36:52 PM   
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So, another question:  What is the single greatest benefit and single greatest drawback of being alive in this age?


Benefit: Starbucks coffee

Drawback: George W. Bush

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/25/2007 4:39:10 PM   
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give me some advice....my oldest son wants to go to a new school next year (he is 12) . He is gifted and talented art- plays drums and maintains an A-B average. They have a school in our town for gifted and talented children but it will mean he will be in school until 4:30 pm and until 2pm on Saturdays and in school until August..do you think this will be too much for him? I wonder if you can have too much of a good thing........I am not sure.


Look... why waste his time (and yours) with him in school? Put him to work and make him earn a living. Forget the child labor laws... you were already in labor with him and it doesn't apply.

With him working just think of the stuff you can buy.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/25/2007 5:03:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		do you think the gods support bdsm? if so who would be the god of bdsm lol....we are talking greek gods here.    eh i know maybe a weird question but it came to mind.
also do you think it be very hard to screw on the back of a horse?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/25/2007 9:49:55 PM   
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do you think the gods support bdsm?


Of course. Why do you think some dominants are refered to as Lord?

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 if so who would be the god of bdsm lol....we are talking greek gods here. 


Well, I am not sure but I think Jessyka is the god of BDSM.

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also do you think it be very hard to screw on the back of a horse?


That would depend on the reason that the back of the horse fell off to begin with. A few 2" drywall screws and some gorilla glue and you should be set.


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/25/2007 10:32:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sooooooo... this is now the Screw Gauge thread *weg*... do you prefer frontal (sounds) or rear (dildo) entry? Or both? I'm sure I can find another playmate on CM to help me screw you... any sex preference for that person?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 6:23:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		I had a great question, but after reading Mikal talking about screwing, I lost my train of thought.  Any advice on how to keep my mind focused, even amongst the talk of sex?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/26/2007 8:14:29 AM   
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Sooooooo... this is now the Screw Gauge thread *weg*... do you prefer frontal (sounds) or rear (dildo) entry? Or both? I'm sure I can find another playmate on CM to help me screw you... any sex preference for that person?


I know you want to screw me but my ex-wife's lawyer already beat you to that.

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