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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 10:53:43 AM   
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Oh wise one -
Is black really my colour?
 
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My dear Dark, you would grace any colour you choose. But black is MY colour so BACK OFF!

***this post was modified to include the old English spelling of color***

But...but....but....won't you share?  Surely there is enough black to go around?
 
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OK, you talked me into it. I will take dark black and you can have not-so-dark dark black.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 10:57:35 AM   
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Besides peer pressure, what made you REALLY start this thread?


Insanity.

You see, I am not right in the sense that my mind works on such a different wave length that I appear totally full-goose Bozo to most people. Of course, in my insanity I am sane and therefore sanity actually made me start this thread but insanity has kept it going...

Sausage!

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 11:07:38 AM   
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If I cease eating today...When will I stop producing poop?


Whenever you stop responding to message board threads.

You are domiguy, poop is your forte.


Well written.....Something I might have said myself....Of course with perhaps a tad bit more grace and style....And maybe with a "cunt" or two thrown in for spice.


I am not going to call a guy a cunt. Bastard, dickhead or fuckwit would be my choices.

Better dickhead?


Much.

Edited to add...Actually I feel awful. I have a horrible cold...Fever, muscle aches....Poor ol' Domidong....Loss of appetite...Better?....Hardly!....You know all... how could you be so insensitive to my plight?  You are a callous prognosticator.  

< Message edited by domiguy -- 6/14/2007 11:11:55 AM >

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 11:31:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: Darcyandthedark

Oh wise one -
Is black really my colour?
 
Peace
the.dark.



My dear Dark, you would grace any colour you choose. But black is MY colour so BACK OFF!

***this post was modified to include the old English spelling of color***

But...but....but....won't you share?  Surely there is enough black to go around?
 
Peace
the.dark.



OK, you talked me into it. I will take dark black and you can have not-so-dark dark black.

Hmmm... not-so-dark dark black?  Sounds kinda 'shadowey'....
I'll take it!
 
Thank you oh wise one...
 
Peace
the.dark.


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 11:36:20 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 11:57:21 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 12:35:27 PM   
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You guys are full of yourselves tonight!! And it is not even a full moon!


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 12:39:33 PM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 12:59:35 PM   
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Gauge, how do I sneek kinky porn into a religous home?


Glue legs to whatever medium it is, DVD, VHS, magazine and then put a leash on it and pretend it is a pet. Everyone knows that religious people cannot resist pets. Give your pet a strong Biblical name like Abraham or Hester... you will be in like Flynn.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 1:09:41 PM   
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*falls down bowing meekly oh wise and handsome Gauge, should i email the lady who made my Lulu from Final Fantasy X costume to bitch about the fact there are only 4 belts on the skirt.


There is no need to grovel, but since you are doing it, please do not stop. Yes, email this wretch of a female. Explain to her how many belts it should have had and then berate her incessantly. Call her a beltaphobic. Tell her that she was short-changed in the brains department. Tell her that you will hunt down her pet hamster and use it in a science experiment involving exposure to radiation. Tell her that when she opened your email it sent a virus to her hard drive and if she does not correct the error immediately you will have no choice but to wipe her entire hard drive clean. Then remind her that if that happens she will likely have to call a technical support hotline and talk to some guy with an accent so thick you have to cut through it with a chainsaw.

If that fails, ask nicely.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 1:12:31 PM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 1:18:01 PM   
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GAUGE you deviant pervert .. why did you perv my profile ???


Because doing this "Ask Me" thread isn't providing me with any wanking material. I figured that I will perv profiles until I come across good boner content and then make sweet love to myself.

Any more questions?

Huh?

Oh... and you say, "deviant pervert," as if that is a bad thing.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 1:18:50 PM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 1:19:56 PM   
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If the ocean is blue because it reflects the sky, why is the grass green?


Because it reflects your boogers.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 1:22:35 PM   
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If the ocean is blue because it reflects the sky, why is the grass green?


Because it reflects your boogers.


If that's the case, then who is throwing boogers on the ground?


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 1:33:49 PM   
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what makes your "Ask me" thread better (or worst) than the others?


Because it is me answering the questions. I do not claim superiority over my fellow "Ask me" sages, I just do the very best I can to make them look like they are as bright as a two watt bulb.

may i have your domly guarantee on that?


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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 1:35:04 PM   
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If the ocean is blue because it reflects the sky, why is the grass green?


Because it reflects your boogers.


If that's the case, then who is throwing boogers on the ground?



Well, no one is directly throwing boogers on the ground. There is a sinus condition that has cropped up due to global warming and the symptoms are boogers randomly flake off the inside of our noses and fall to the ground. Of course, if you are not outside they could flake off into your Rice Krispies too.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 1:35:39 PM   
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What is the deeper meaning of my pirate fetish? 

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 1:37:23 PM   
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what makes your "Ask me" thread better (or worst) than the others?


Because it is me answering the questions. I do not claim superiority over my fellow "Ask me" sages, I just do the very best I can to make them look like they are as bright as a two watt bulb.

may i have your domly guarantee on that?



There are no warranties either expressed or implied... although I can tell you that if you just look at the competition... well, do the math.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 1:41:12 PM   
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Oh, wise Gauge,
What is the deeper meaning of my pirate fetish? 


Your pirate fetish stems from your childhood lust for Captain Crunch cereal. Yes, the crunch berries turned you into a loathsome pirate lusting degenerate. There is a cure, but not very many people actually want to sew their asshole shut.

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