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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 4:20:41 PM   
slavegirljoy


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ORIGINAL: Gauge
There is no need to thank me, I perform a service. One day your Don will call upon you to perform a service for me and when that day comes you will do it.


When my Don calls, i will answer.  i will even go to the mattresses for him.

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I am a no limit answer guy. There is nothing I cannot answer.
 
Yeah!  i have many questions that need answers.

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As far as the donut question goes, Krispy Kreme is expensive but good, but I am addicted to Dunkin Donuts jelly filled donuts, so... Dunkin wins by a hair.


Are there different flavors of jelly filling to choose from?  If so, which one do you recommend?
 
Is it exhausting or exhilarating to answer so many questions?
 
Appreciatively,
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/14/2007 4:30:10 PM   
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Are there different flavors of jelly filling to choose from?  If so, which one do you recommend?
 
Is it exhausting or exhilarating to answer so many questions?


Black raspberry and strawberry. I also like the lemon filled. OK... I gotta go get donuts.

It is exhilarating to answer these questions. I get a feeling that I am helping my fellow human beings. Of course, they might not feel helped, but that is entirely up to them.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 11:53:21 AM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 12:52:57 PM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 12:53:27 PM   
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I dunno Gauge... it's been a whole week since someone asked you a question... are you drying up?


Dry? Me? NEVAH!

I am still the sagacious and revered source for all wisdom. It does not bother me that no one has tapped the old Gaugester in a week for some bit of advice... it does bother me that no one has tapped the Gaugester for sex in quite some time though.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 12:55:11 PM   
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If only two dancing bananas are allowed, will you answer submitted questions with three dancing bananas in your next installment?
 



My next installment will be a nuclear device within a few blocks of your home. I hope you are not allergic to loud noises.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 12:56:11 PM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 12:56:39 PM   
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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 1:09:17 PM   
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what happens if I post here??


Some German woman named Helga beats a savage furry hamster to death. Way to go.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 1:10:25 PM   
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If only two dancing bananas are allowed, will you answer submitted questions with three dancing bananas in your next installment?
 



My next installment will be a nuclear device within a few blocks of your home. I hope you are not allergic to loud noises.


That's still an answer.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 1:10:57 PM   
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Is my Master going to call me today?


No. In fact, he is never going to call you again. You will now get calls from a hamster beating woman named Helga.

Have a nice day.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 1:13:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

If only two dancing bananas are allowed, will you answer submitted questions with three dancing bananas in your next installment?
 



My next installment will be a nuclear device within a few blocks of your home. I hope you are not allergic to loud noises.


That's still an answer.


No, it isn't. I did not answer your question, I made a statement. Any answer drawn from that statement is purely your own conjecture.

This is my thread and therefore my rules.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 1:14:43 PM   
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Is my Master going to call me today?


No. In fact, he is never going to call you again. You will now get calls from a hamster beating woman named Helga.

Have a nice day.


You were wrong---He just called. Do you have a refund service for my quarter?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 1:16:51 PM   
LadyPact


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Would you have entertained the idea of starting this thread if you thought people were going to ask you real questions about yourself, in which you would have had to give honest replies, even if that meant exposing the innermost side of yourself for the whole world to see?
 
(I think that might be the longest sentence I've ever typed.)

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 1:18:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: Sub03

Is my Master going to call me today?


No. In fact, he is never going to call you again. You will now get calls from a hamster beating woman named Helga.

Have a nice day.


You were wrong---He just called. Do you have a refund service for my quarter?


You may get a refund form by calling my $2.95/ minute 900 number. Ask for Donald the stutterer.

Let me know when Helga calls.

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 1:22:10 PM   
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Fair enough.
 
Would you have entertained the idea of starting this thread if you thought people were going to ask you real questions about yourself, in which you would have had to give honest replies, even if that meant exposing the innermost side of yourself for the whole world to see?
 
(I think that might be the longest sentence I've ever typed.)


Your first mistake is the "real questions" statement. If you were a forum veteran (2000 posts or more) you would know that Collarme is made up of fakes, phonies, posers and the like. Therefore, how can someone that is fake ask a real question?

If someone that was NOT fake asks a real question, I might be inclined to answer it truthfully, but what would be the fun in that?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 1:24:02 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		In that case, I only have 711 more posts to becoming a real person.  I'll have to work on that.

Edited to say, whoops, I forgot to ask a question.

How would you suggest the best method would be to acquire that many posts so I can lose My 'fakeness'?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 1:37:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: Sub03

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: Sub03

Is my Master going to call me today?


No. In fact, he is never going to call you again. You will now get calls from a hamster beating woman named Helga.

Have a nice day.


You were wrong---He just called. Do you have a refund service for my quarter?


You may get a refund form by calling my $2.95/ minute 900 number. Ask for Donald the stutterer.

Let me know when Helga calls.


Can I give Helga the 900 number to call

my question---which came first the chicken or the egg?

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 2:35:13 PM   
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btw - tap tap tap ~wink~

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RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! - 6/21/2007 2:57:13 PM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Dear Mr Gauge I’ve always been curious do men with beards wash their face in soap or shampoo? It’s something that has always perplexed me. I mean you wouldn’t wash your head in soap or your shaved face in shampoo but with facial hair it blurs the lines and I must know NOW!!!

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