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ORIGINAL: Lockit
Shoe shopping... oh... my morning just keeps getting better!  Would be better if I had a naked male here to clean my kitchen and then to take me shopping, kneeling before me... touching my feet so deliciously... walking back and forth in that specail way... making sure my new shoes will fit well and looking up at me with that specail look... omg... luci... you are totally making my morning here.  But I do have to wonder... can a female be a wanker?  I think I am starting to sound like one.  Wannabe... oh yeah... I wanna be!

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ORIGINAL: becca333

There's so many complaints about idiots coming here expecting wild kinky sex (mmm yessssssssssssss), and who thinking that announcing his Domminess will mean that any female in range will instantly hurl herself on the floor, spreadeagled and naked, and beg for his attentions.

But actually, this odd kink world of ours is very deceptive - nothing is what it seems ......

(WARNING - Deep philosophical comments to follow - due to it being late on Friday night.)

The Dom/mes are like peacocks, strutting around displaying their pretty feathers to the subs, crying "Pick me, pick meeeeeeeeeee!" 

And the most arrogant posts are from subs and slaves, locked in their eternal battle of "My submission is deeper than yours."

The warm, accepting atmosphere is created by the many flames that appear on any thread that expresses any opinion at all.  And on those that don't.

And despite all their wild and kinky lives, most posters are curled up with a nice mug of hot chocolate.  Some days there are more threads here that mention housework than BDSM.

Do you think if we told the wannabes all that, that they'd go away and leave us alone?

Ok, you can all flame now. 

*Wanders off happily to get some sleep, satisfied that my work here is done.*