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DianeB269 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 10:15:49 AM)
Both bizarre and funny as hell. Diane

CrimsonMoan -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 10:24:39 AM)
rubs head from holding in the laughter see i was not expecting this. Adn as for the real deal, won't break but boy can it still make that nice snappping sound when you miss judge commign down on it. This was not me but a very close friend of mine and when he called fromt he hospital i will admit that i dropped the phone and hit the floor laughing. I wouldn't have doe it if he hadnt' said, "Damn bitch broke my cock.Next time she asks if she looks fat I'm gonna say no but my cock says you feel it." Back to the broken strap on. Talk about buns of steel Gives new meaming to breaking him off a piece "When I said take that cock like a good slut THIS was not what i meant!!" "Oh well now I have to go get it" Pulls on elbow high latex gloves and miner's hat. Flicks light on. "Ok Open up." Dildo finally falls out...alogn with 'lost' keys, and the tv remote. WTF?! ok thats it for now i need to find something to drink. ok one more Talk about making a deposit in the back drop

LadyInControl -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 11:00:09 AM)
breathes deeply Wow, it really is too bad there was no video. I would have loved to have seen that, though I do feel bad for him! Maybe he will be able to laugh at it soon when it isn't so ...umm... close of a reminder. We really should start our version of America's Funniest Home Videos.

CrimsonMoan -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 11:36:22 AM)
oh that would be awesome. Dom goes to whip slave, whips self in the balls. those unfortunate slips in lube spills.

MzMia -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 11:44:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 Lastnight, 10 minutes into a strapon session/scene my strapon broke off in my subs butt. He started going crazy cuz, I couldn't get it out right away. I told him to relax. He did and it fell out. To make a long story short, check latex starpons for cracks around the base of it before play begins. Diane Thanks for the smiles and laughs Diane, this is the funniest scenario I have ever read on this board. LOL Tell him to loosen up next time!

pixelslave -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 11:55:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 Keep the jokes coming cuz, I'm gonna make him read this thread later. Diane Wouldn't this have been a simple case of just telling him to "get the head out of his ass?" [:D] Sorry you both had to experience the trauma of this though. Sounds like you both handled it pretty well, even if the "handle" did break so to speak. [;)] Kudos to you Diane for having the smarts to quickly calm him down before he potentially hurt himself from some kind of sharp edge... - pixel Collared to Majik 6-23-07

pixelslave -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 11:59:44 AM)
BTW, does your dildo have a warranty on it? [&:] If so, who's going to file the claim? It sounds like a pain in the ass to take care of all the paperwork required such as having to find the receipts, etc.! [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m13.gif[/image] - pixel Collared to Majik 6-23-07

Lockit -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 1:11:21 PM)
I am crying here! My head now hurts from laughing so hard. I so needed this thread! Lady Ellen... that poem still has me laughing. And all the other funny comments... omg... I think I will read this one over and over again! Diane... I do hope your submissive recovers from his scare and won't be afraid of... well... the thoughts of all these comments and it happening again! I can't imagine what that would be like... but everyone here gave me some pictures to work on... yikes... I wasn't even there and I'm scared! It might be best to show him this thread, once he can have some humor over it though!

AquaticSub -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 1:19:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 Lastnight, 10 minutes into a strapon session/scene my strapon broke off in my subs butt. He started going crazy cuz, I couldn't get it out right away. I told him to relax. He did and it fell out. To make a long story short, check latex starpons for cracks around the base of it before play begins. Diane My father, like many a doctor, pulled probably more then his fair share of ER shifts. He has an interesting story that probaby started somewhat like this. [:D]

MsRose -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 1:29:48 PM)
I'm just glad it wasn't a gerbil.

malloves69 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 1:30:36 PM)
hey ms diane ..next time use the bam on him ..if that one every broke off in him he can tell whats its like to give birth threw his ass once the bam fell out [:)] you should take his ass again tonite after he reads this post ..lucky sub he is you doing him like that [:)] have fun ..mal

Lashra -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 2:34:38 PM)
Wow this just keeps getting deeper and deeper...[;)] ~Lashra

malloves69 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 2:46:38 PM)
love your pic ms lashra ..[:)] i bet you would look great wearing a bam [:)] mal ..gawd am i bored i gotta get out some tonite -lol ..i love these strapon posts the best [:)]

DianeB269 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 3:10:45 PM)
Fast reply I was humping his ass pretty damn hard, I looked down and all I saw was a set of balls hanging off my harness. I started laughing and couldn't stop. He was running saying "i can't go to the ER like this, get it out of me" By then I was on the floor. Diane

WickedBDSM -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 3:12:31 PM)
Lady Ellen, may I use your wonderful poem in my writings? I will always give you the credit. Ms. Wicked

DianeB269 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 3:12:56 PM)
I called him about an hour ago and asked him if he was ready for another session. You can guess what his relpy was. Diane

QuietlySeeking -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 3:18:47 PM)
Give me a break, Give me a break, Break me off a piece of that... WHOOPS! LOL

Politesub53 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 4:07:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 I called him about an hour ago and asked him if he was ready for another session. You can guess what his relpy was. Diane Hi Ma`am, The correct reply should have been " yes Mistress " but i can see his point. Yet another case of " Careful what You wish for " [;)]

LadyEllen -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 4:42:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WickedBDSM Lady Ellen, may I use your wonderful poem in my writings? I will always give you the credit. Ms. Wicked Hi Whether I'd call it a poem is open to debate LOL! Just a silly little rhyme really, the work of a few minutes and hardly worthy of being referred to as a poem. Yes, as far as I'm concerned you certainly may use it (and anyone else can too) and I'd be pleased if it had more life in it than simply a post on a forum thread! E

jinglesmar -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 4:46:18 PM)
I am in awe of such graceful poetry! and may I never be the butt of similar jokes!! Love, able

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