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LadyPact -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 4:58:05 PM)
You know, I've heard of subs trying to 'borrow' their Mistress' toys for their own use, but that's going a bit far in the end, don't you think? I'd have laughed My ass off as he was holding his toy in. Diane, amazingly funny story. Thanks to you, Lady Ellen, and all of the contributors! The people in My house now think I am a complete lunitic for hilarious laughing that was brought forth by the posts. Edited to add.... Since you didn't get it on video, do you think he'd re-enact the whole thing for Us?

WickedBDSM -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 5:19:23 PM)
I've always said, that the people in this community have the most wonderfully wicked sense of humor. These posts are just another testament to that premise. My children think, I have gone off the deep end, as I certainly won't share with them the reason for my amusement. Ms. Wicked [:D]

CrimsonMoan -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 5:31:04 PM)
Drilled my sub in the ass Going Deep and going for gold Lost my toy in said ass Dildo snapped off with a strong anal hold Sitting, wating for it to pass

stella40 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 6:19:20 PM)
Now what becomes of the broken strap-on (song parody) (on the basis of Jimmy Ruffin's 'What Becomes of The Broken-Hearted') http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h0eFUXln0NM As I push my strap on between my sub's cheeks I have visions of many things But rubber fatigue I hope is an illusion Which won't cause my sub embarrassment or confusion What becomes of the broken strap-on Will epoxy resin manage to glue it back on I know I better find Something better for his behind Better-made It wasn't long after the start When for me my strap-on just came apart I can't remember, maybe it was ten inches maybe longer But after repairing it it could be much shorter I check my toys now both out and inside Checking for cracks and things which come to my eye Hoping and praying that it will stay in one piece Because as you know there aren't guarantees What becomes of the broken strap-on Will epoxy resin manage to glue it back on I know I better find Something better for his behind Help me please I'm searching until I succeed A tougher strap-on is what I need All I know I just can't repeat the spectacle Of having more rubber stuck in his a**hole What becomes of the broken strap-on Will epoxy resin manage to glue it back on I know I better find Something better for his behind Help me please

Lucylastic -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 6:35:45 PM)
[sm=lol.gif] Lady Ellen, Stella, Diane, and everyone else, I now have a stomach ache from laughing, I even had tears Brilliant, hilarious and I had such lovely visuals I scared my dog laughing so hard Lucy

LadyPact -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:04:38 PM)
Diane, I did forget to mention that I hope you sub, unlike your strap on, is no worse for wear from the whole thing. To take a line from Shrek, better out than in, is going to be his new motto.

undergroundsea -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:06:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Well, it has be better to have let the thing pass. So you think he should put the matter behind him? Cheers, Sea

DianeB269 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:06:57 PM)
He'll get over it[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] Diane

undergroundsea -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 7:10:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Hey - am I on my own here? You should all know by now, you only get out what you put in. I am just reflecting on how the experience must have been traumatic. He probably needs to talk, vent, and receive aftercare to help him....get it out of his system. Cheers, Sea

Aubre -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 8:03:12 PM)
Diane, this is why you should video all your scenes :P "I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time - it's detachable!" Detachable Penis by King Missle

DrkJourney -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 8:06:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: DrkJourney And Ellen you need to quit....lol What? You think I'm pushing it a bit too much now? Time to break off you mean? E [sm=biggrin.gif] oh stop stop stop....(tears running down my face) [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

DrkJourney -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 8:11:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsRose I'm just glad it wasn't a gerbil. OMG noooooooo.....[sm=biggrin.gif]

DrkJourney -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 8:13:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: QuietlySeeking Give me a break, Give me a break, Break me off a piece of that... WHOOPS! LOL stoooooooooooooooop.....LOL I can't take any more[sm=biggrin.gif]

DrkJourney -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 8:14:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WickedBDSM I've always said, that the people in this community have the most wonderfully wicked sense of humor. These posts are just another testament to that premise. My children think, I have gone off the deep end, as I certainly won't share with them the reason for my amusement. Ms. Wicked [:D] I've got it just as bad....my parents are visiting....lol

LadyInControl -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 8:14:48 PM)
I'm just glad everything came out alright in the end.....

darchChylde -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 8:21:26 PM)
first off... will never forgive Lady Pact for pointing this thread out to me second: quote: ORIGINAL: CrimsonMoan rubs head from holding in the laughter see i was not expecting this. Adn as for the real deal, won't break but boy can it still make that nice snappping sound when you miss judge commign down on it. This was not me but a very close friend of mine and when he called fromt he hospital i will admit that i dropped the phone and hit the floor laughing. I wouldn't have doe it if he hadnt' said, "Damn bitch broke my cock.Next time she asks if she looks fat I'm gonna say no but my cock says you feel it." that has happened to me, it's soooo not funny... just reading it, and i can almost feel it again... i swear i showed remarkable restraint that day

stella40 -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 8:31:46 PM)
Is it safe to assume that the sub wasn't being anally retentive?

LadyPact -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 8:57:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde first off... will never forgive Lady Pact for pointing this thread out to me second that has happened to me, it's soooo not funny... just reading it, and i can almost feel it again... i swear i showed remarkable restraint that day Yes you will.

DrkJourney -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 8:59:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyInControl I'm just glad everything came out alright in the end..... nooooooooooooooooo[sm=biggrin.gif]

MissDiandSirHugh -> RE: It broke off in his butt (7/4/2007 10:56:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 I called him about an hour ago and asked him if he was ready for another session. You can guess what his relpy was. Diane We are wondering if his reply was something along the lines of "Sorry Mistress i am a bit stuffed right now so please just break a piece off and i will take it home with Me"

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