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kittinSol -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 4:44:49 PM)

If that is true, well!!! Wey hey hey, fat dudes reading the thread, get on the treadmill, you lazy bastards, and grow those inches for the sake of your women! Go! Shhhhhhhhooo! Craaaaaaaaaaaack!

Thank you  for the information, Ghita. I know a few people who... hang on... they'll hate hearing that. How do you present info like that to someone? If you're not a quack, I mean... It means I'm going to have to put on that medical blouse on again! Argh... and the stetoscope and... reflex hammer... Sigh...

I suppose it'll be worth it in the end [;)].




chiaThePet -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 4:46:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Yeah but as an aside, I hear it's definitely not true of big blokes. Apparently their body fat sort of makes their wedding tackles kind of shrink or disappear or something. Not sure how it works, but I'm sure there are exceptions to confirm that rule.


Had a doctor tell me once that for every 20lbs a guy loses, he gains an inch of cock length....now if that aint motivation to get running I dont know what is......


i'll take your odds

chia* (the pet)




nyrisa -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 4:47:02 PM)

I don't think you would qualify as a BUG. You are extremely attractive. But BAG does not make a good acronym, either. Although, it could be why my husband lovingly refers to me as "the old BAG". I guess there could be Really Ugly Girls, or Really Attractive Girls. Maybe some Slightly Lean Ugly Girls; I knew some cheerleaders in school who were Tiny White Athletic Teens.

For men, there could be Charming Handsome Underweight Male Persons; Wildly Attractive Normal Kinksters; Positively Intelligent Gentlemen; Dominant Obese Guy; Bad Attitude Little Dude; Lifestyle Intensive Male Pervert; Obese Little Dominant; Dominant Intensively Controlling Kink.........




Real0ne -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 4:48:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

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ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Yeah but as an aside, I hear it's definitely not true of big blokes. Apparently their body fat sort of makes their wedding tackles kind of shrink or disappear or something. Not sure how it works, but I'm sure there are exceptions to confirm that rule.


Had a doctor tell me once that for every 20lbs a guy loses, he gains an inch of cock length....now if that aint motivation to get running I dont know what is......


i'll take your odds

chia* (the pet)


aint much good when it dont go in all the way anyway whats another inch LOL




GhitaAmati -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 4:49:22 PM)

lmao nyrisa, thanks for that.....im crying now....lol




Real0ne -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 4:51:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

If that is true, well!!! Wey hey hey, fat dudes reading the thread, get on the treadmill, you lazy bastards, and grow those inches for the sake of your women! Go! Shhhhhhhhooo! Craaaaaaaaaaaack!

Thank you  for the information, Ghita. I know a few people who... hang on... they'll hate hearing that. How do you present info like that to someone? If you're not a quack, I mean... It means I'm going to have to put on that medical blouse on again! Argh... and the stetoscope and... reflex hammer... Sigh...

I suppose it'll be worth it in the end [;)].
and what smack his balls to see if his cock jumps?  LOL




chiaThePet -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 4:52:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Real0ne

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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

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ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Yeah but as an aside, I hear it's definitely not true of big blokes. Apparently their body fat sort of makes their wedding tackles kind of shrink or disappear or something. Not sure how it works, but I'm sure there are exceptions to confirm that rule.


Had a doctor tell me once that for every 20lbs a guy loses, he gains an inch of cock length....now if that aint motivation to get running I dont know what is......


i'll take your odds

chia* (the pet)


aint much good when it dont go in all the way anyway whats another inch LOL



i keep tellin em that you can't deep throat a small dick, they just don't get it.

chia* (the pet) 




chiaThePet -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 4:55:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Real0ne

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

If that is true, well!!! Wey hey hey, fat dudes reading the thread, get on the treadmill, you lazy bastards, and grow those inches for the sake of your women! Go! Shhhhhhhhooo! Craaaaaaaaaaaack!

Thank you  for the information, Ghita. I know a few people who... hang on... they'll hate hearing that. How do you present info like that to someone? If you're not a quack, I mean... It means I'm going to have to put on that medical blouse on again! Argh... and the stetoscope and... reflex hammer... Sigh...

I suppose it'll be worth it in the end [;)].
and what smack his balls to see if his cock jumps?  LOL



Keep it up, we're confusing the hell out of the martini crowd!

chia* (the pet) 




Real0ne -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 4:56:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nyrisa

I don't think you would qualify as a BUG. You are extremely attractive. But BAG does not make a good acronym, either. Although, it could be why my husband lovingly refers to me as "the old BAG". I guess there could be Really Ugly Girls, or Really Attractive Girls. Maybe some Slightly Lean Ugly Girls; I knew some cheerleaders in school who were Tiny White Athletic Teens.

For men, there could be Charming Handsome Underweight Male Persons; Wildly Attractive Normal Kinksters; Positively Intelligent Gentlemen; Dominant Obese Guy; Bad Attitude Little Dude; Lifestyle Intensive Male Pervert; Obese Little Dominant; Dominant Intensively Controlling Kink.........


so thats like a RUG RAG SLUG TWAT anf CHUMP WANK PIG DOG BALD LIMP DICK!

nice!  LOL

Yeh i perved her profile some time ago and agree with you :)




nyrisa -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 4:56:32 PM)

Increased fat in men causes the breakdown of testosterone, and the production of more estrogen. That is why, along with the bulging belly and the generous saddle bags of men, you see the development of those lovely man-boobs, and the penile shrinkage that occurs. So, it would well behoove men to think of their own BMI's, before they think too judgementally of the BBW's.

http://www.lef.org/protocols/male_reproductive/male_hormone_restoration_01.htm

As men age, a number of changes occur that reduce the testosterone level available to the body and that alter the ratio between testosterone and the chief female hormone, estrogen. This condition is now referred to as partial androgen deficiency of aging men (Harman SM 2005).

One of the most important factors that affect testosterone levels of aging men is an enzyme called aromatase, which is found in fat tissue. This enzyme is responsible for converting testosterone into estrogen, thus altering the ratio of estrogen to testosterone (Steiner MS et al 2003). Men who have excessive body fat, especially abdominal fat, are likely to have increased estrogen levels caused by aromatase activity and a dramatically increased estrogen level compared to testosterone. An increased estrogen level has been linked, in turn, to a host of disorders, including decreased insulin sensitivity and blood glucose problems. Some studies suggest that there is an association between a low testosterone level, insulin resistance, an elevated estrogen level, and increased body fat in aging men (Phillips GB 1993).




Real0ne -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 5:00:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nyrisa

Increased fat in men causes the breakdown of testosterone, and the production of more estrogen. That is why, along with the bulging belly and the generous saddle bags of men, you see the development of those lovely man-boobs, and the penile shrinkage that occurs. So, it would well behoove men to think of their own BMI's, before they think too judgementally of the BBW's.

http://www.lef.org/protocols/male_reproductive/male_hormone_restoration_01.htm

As men age, a number of changes occur that reduce the testosterone level available to the body and that alter the ratio between testosterone and the chief female hormone, estrogen. This condition is now referred to as partial androgen deficiency of aging men (Harman SM 2005).

One of the most important factors that affect testosterone levels of aging men is an enzyme called aromatase, which is found in fat tissue. This enzyme is responsible for converting testosterone into estrogen, thus altering the ratio of estrogen to testosterone (Steiner MS et al 2003). Men who have excessive body fat, especially abdominal fat, are likely to have increased estrogen levels caused by aromatase activity and a dramatically increased estrogen level compared to testosterone. An increased estrogen level has been linked, in turn, to a host of disorders, including decreased insulin sensitivity and blood glucose problems. Some studies suggest that there is an association between a low testosterone level, insulin resistance, an elevated estrogen level, and increased body fat in aging men (Phillips GB 1993).


what can i say its a feminine world for shoooo!  we are all turning into women!




domiguy -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 5:01:20 PM)

Fuck!!!

BMI Categories:

* Underweight = <18.5
* Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
* Overweight = 25-29.9
* Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/


I'm 6' 3" and right around 210lbs....I mean I could go to the Gym more often....But fuck it!!...Then I would just be treated like nothing more than eye candy...."Ladies...My eyes are up here!"

In my most extreme of working out days...No red meat...save vagina....I got down to 188....I was nothing but hair and dick....No way possible to maintain that weight for the long haul.....

I think I might be a BBW.....Crap....Or is it BMH?....Whatever.  I'm just a useless fat fuck! My pussy isn't all that nice or kept up to warrant any special attention from anyone...I'm soooo screwed.




kittinSol -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 5:02:00 PM)

That's interesting, nyrisa... I simply fear that by the time one presents that crucial information to an overweight man, his testes and shlong will have shrunk, together with his libido, to the point where he no longer cares... except to where his next meal comes from.





nyrisa -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 5:02:46 PM)

I had better try really hard to cultivate bi tastes, then. Seems like the dating scene is going from guys to bi's, if all the testosterone goes the way of the dinosaur and the ozone.




chiaThePet -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 5:03:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: nyrisa

Increased fat in men causes the breakdown of testosterone, and the production of more estrogen. That is why, along with the bulging belly and the generous saddle bags of men, you see the development of those lovely man-boobs, and the penile shrinkage that occurs. So, it would well behoove men to think of their own BMI's, before they think too judgementally of the BBW's.

http://www.lef.org/protocols/male_reproductive/male_hormone_restoration_01.htm

As men age, a number of changes occur that reduce the testosterone level available to the body and that alter the ratio between testosterone and the chief female hormone, estrogen. This condition is now referred to as partial androgen deficiency of aging men (Harman SM 2005).

One of the most important factors that affect testosterone levels of aging men is an enzyme called aromatase, which is found in fat tissue. This enzyme is responsible for converting testosterone into estrogen, thus altering the ratio of estrogen to testosterone (Steiner MS et al 2003). Men who have excessive body fat, especially abdominal fat, are likely to have increased estrogen levels caused by aromatase activity and a dramatically increased estrogen level compared to testosterone. An increased estrogen level has been linked, in turn, to a host of disorders, including decreased insulin sensitivity and blood glucose problems. Some studies suggest that there is an association between a low testosterone level, insulin resistance, an elevated estrogen level, and increased body fat in aging men (Phillips GB 1993).


Man Boobs and Penile Shrinkage, well there goes my high.

chia* (the pet) 




kittinSol -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 5:03:30 PM)

I find skinny men unbelievably attractive, but your poetry turned me on well before I knew about your physique, domiguy.

Then again, I'm just a tart.

PS: argh.




captainblack -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 5:05:18 PM)

Because no BUGs (Big Ugly Girls) ever post on CM!

CB




Real0ne -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 5:07:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: nyrisa

I had better try really hard to cultivate bi tastes, then. Seems like the dating scene is going from guys to bi's, if all the testosterone goes the way of the dinosaur and the ozone.


can always make sure you are the cook :)




domiguy -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 5:09:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I find skinny men unbelievably attractive, but your poetry turned me on well before I knew about your physique, domiguy.

Then again, I'm just a tart.

PS: argh.


now that I have received my BMI score....I'm going to eat that tart slathered in mayonaise.....What really blows is that even at 190 which would be a  ridiculous weight for me...I would just be on the high end of normal.

My name is domiguy and I am a tartaholic.




FelinePersuasion -> RE: How come all BIG women are "BEAUTIFUL"? (8/10/2007 5:17:09 PM)

Verynice fantasy dream, but no. BDSM isn;t some magic mecha where we dispense with Vanilla beliefes, and suddenly become open minded much better people for our interest in kink. People here are still jst as judgmental and self centered at times as vanilla life.

People are people, societies are societies, bdsm or not.
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ORIGINAL: Dom87110

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ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMaam

What makes you think the whatever good or bad happens in the "vanilla" sphere gets dropped upon entrance into wiitwd?


Because I like to think that in BDSM we (and that is a very generic "we" which is meant as a catch phrase) have dispensed with some of the crippling political correctness that stifles vanilla existence. That we have found ourselves in a "lifestyle" that allows the uninhibited expression of self. Because our needs are different than what can be satisfied by vanilla existence, we have congregated in a community (of sorts) that allows us to do away with ballast of PC and express ourself freely and without judgment.




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