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cyberdude611 -> Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:00:16 AM)
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday. Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict." The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this." http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_nm/russia_crime_penis_dc;_ylt=At2zobrTcsolRr1ftJ17jVGs0NUE

mistoferin -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:05:52 AM)
Wow....and to think that I never even know they were flammable. All those after sex cigarettes....could have been disastrous!!!

kittensmailbox -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:09:56 AM)
LOL LOL LOL....OMG, that is so funny....

camille65 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:16:17 AM)
Anyone 'up' for a weenie roast? I had to say it, I just had to!

fieryangel21 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:16:48 AM)
How much you wanna bet he deserved it? On the bright side, hopefully she'll soon have a nice new roommate. It'll be funny when she becomes some sex-deprived butch's little bitch in prison.

Owner59 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:39:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fieryangel21 How much you wanna bet he deserved it? On the bright side, hopefully she'll soon have a nice new roommate. It'll be funny when she becomes some sex-deprived butch's little bitch in prison. I get the feeling that Laurena Bobit, has hero status in some parts.... <feels his balls draw-in ,at the thought>

kittinSol -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:43:26 AM)
Well it's a fun piece of 'news trivia' but really, is it that funny? The man's seriously injured: I find it hard to laugh at that. Why say "he deserved it"? Do we know this man? As far as I know, assault is assault. GBH isn't anodine and it's not because it's a man's penis that was injured that it makes it amusing.

lighthearted -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:43:49 AM)
great. now I'll be singing "burn, baby burn, disco inferno" in my head all day.

pahunkboy -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:46:12 AM)
hot man. LOL

lighthearted -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:47:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Well it's a fun piece of 'news trivia' but really, is it that funny? The man's seriously injured: I find it hard to laugh at that. Why say "he deserved it"? Do we know this man? while I see what you are saying, if you were forced to co-habitate with your ex, do you think he would be sitting naked, drinking vodka in front of the tv, and if so, how would you feel about it? we also don't know what has driven her to act in such an extreme manner. for all we know, he could have just tried to assault her.

LivingInSin -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:49:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lighthearted great. now I'll be singing "burn, baby burn, disco inferno" in my head all day. LMAO! i was just thinking the same before i read this. nice.

kittinSol -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:50:41 AM)
Yes, it's pure speculation. As to cohabiting with him... imagine what it must have been like for him cohabiting with her! After all, she is the one who ended up seriously assaulting him. Need I say more [:D] ?

Owner59 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:52:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lighthearted quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Well it's a fun piece of 'news trivia' but really, is it that funny? The man's seriously injured: I find it hard to laugh at that. Why say "he deserved it"? Do we know this man? while I see what you are saying, if you were forced to co-habitate with your ex, do you think he would be sitting naked, drinking vodka in front of the tv, and if so, how would you feel about it? we also don't know what has driven her to act in such an extreme manner. for all we know, he could have just tried to assault her. if you were forced to co-habitate with your ex, do you think he would be sitting naked, drinking vodka in front of the tv, and if so, how would you feel about it? Meh... Naked drinking is definitely a "burning offense".Especially if they`re ugly....

lighthearted -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:59:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Yes, it's pure speculation. As to cohabiting with him... imagine what it must have been like for him cohabiting with her! After all, she is the one who ended up seriously assaulting him. Need I say more [:D] ? well, I won't know for sure until I get a good look at both of them [;)]

pahunkboy -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 7:59:58 AM)
the dude must have not had a bath in months to be flamable?

baldjeanfriede -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 8:02:08 AM)
The question also is how reliable this story is; maybe it is nothing more than an urban legend. After all, there are no names given at all. Even an agency like Reuters is not immune to falling for that. A true story that happened when I (Friede) was a kid and lived in Germany: There was a woman that was regularly beaten up by her husband, a co-worker of my father. One day she sneaked up on him from behind and hit his head with a heavy cast-iron frying pan. The man survived with a broken skull, and it was amazing how he changed. He suddenly became very docile; what's more, he developed the habit of looking fearfully behind him every now and then, as if he was afraid she might be sneaking up on him again for another dose of the same.

seeksfemslave -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 10:20:35 AM)
Strange how many find humour in female sadism. KittenSol is being rational on this one. For a change. lol

kittinSol -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 10:22:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave Strange how many find humour in female sadism. KittenSol is being rational on this one. For a change. lol Hey!!!

Satyr6406 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 10:33:24 AM)
If the genders were reversed, I wonder how many females would be applauding the behavior. I noticed this, years ago, on the talk shows. If a guy brought his wife on and admitted to infidelity, she would smack him around to the audiences delight but, when the reverse was true, the guy was "expected" to sit and listen to her tell him how her infidelity was his fault and if the guy didn't accept responsibility, the audience would boo and hiss. Heaven forbid he even look like he was going to actually smack her. That brought the security guards out (Yes, back in the day, even Oprah had them). Peace and comfort, Michael

kittinSol -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 10:55:07 AM)
Nod: the media bias in favour of female violence is horrifying.

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