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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/16/2007 7:20:13 AM

peterK50

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I'm not sure, but whatever it is I must be doing it.

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/16/2007 11:05:41 AM

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How could I forget the most significant (to me) way to NOT find a mistress, is to already have one at home/in your life in the form of wife/girlfriend.
...Especially if you lie to me and her about it. M

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/16/2007 11:07:21 AM

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Hello peter good to see you again....

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/16/2007 2:50:10 PM

chiaThePet

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With all the pissing and moaning going on,
apparently starting an account and profile
on collarme seems to do the trick.

chia* (the pet)

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/16/2007 2:54:03 PM

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My favorite is to be a Dom and send a message to a Domme and want to share control.

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/16/2007 7:32:51 PM

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Most impressive of all, address your letter of introduction to one Domme, but send it to a completely different one (yes, that has happened, LOL).

Lady Topaz

Funny you should mention this. Just today I received an introductory message in my email with some other Dommes name at the beginning of it. If you're going to recycle your intro message you should at least be smart enough not to mention any names.

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/16/2007 8:36:00 PM

jaxnsax

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Greetings
How NOT to find a Mistress
Start your letter with BABY followed by YOU ARE HOT
Have in your profile ten pages of journal entries which speak only of how everyone is a fake and why you are not
Include in your email all the things that you EXPECT HER to do for you
Explain to her in detail how long and thick your cock is; and how willing you are to let her use it for her pleasure
J just some of my personal favorites J
Good humor and health on this day
jaxon

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/16/2007 8:56:12 PM

Rose4Mistress

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Send messages to female submissives, saying that they would make a wonderful Mistress (apparently they can see it in our eyes?!?), and that you would love to serve them, and would expect them to use your ass every single day.

oh yeah. it happens.

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/16/2007 9:22:07 PM

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ORIGINAL: BeachMystress

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ORIGINAL: pixelslave
Awww, come on, not even one that had about 35 clothespins attached to it?? Surely you could understand it being flaccid and turning purple?

Nope, not even then.. I have too much experience with too many subs and KNOW it can stay hard when having a mere 35 clothespins on it. (I've had them stay hard for 83 clothespins - my record. There is a photo of it, fourth row down on http://www.femdommesociety.com/profile.php?member_id=6062&mode=photo )

Okay, you have a good point, but were they attached to an uncircumcised sub's foreskin too??

BTW, did I mention that I hate clothespins for the reason that I suspect you can figure out from the above??

However, I do love the smile on Mistress' face when she's playing with them! There's nothing quite like it as she enjoys it so much that it makes it worth all the discomfort and pain it brings which I'm happy to endure for her enjoyment!

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/16/2007 9:27:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: iammachine

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ORIGINAL: pixelslave

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

send a cock pic with a flacid cock.....sheesh

Awww, come on, not even one that had about 35 clothespins attached to it?? Surely you could understand it being flaccid and turning purple?

- pixel

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Best thing to do with a flacid winky: parachute cord + wrap around wet noodle = spinny like helicopter.

Well, I get a kick out of it, anyway.

Hey, sounds like a fun form of entertainment to me! It's got to be better than a lot of what's on TV! Not to mention, that something like that could easily ressurect a flaccid winky.

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/16/2007 11:08:22 PM

iammachine

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Best thing to do with a flacid winky: parachute cord + wrap around wet noodle = spinny like helicopter.

Well, I get a kick out of it, anyway.

Hey, sounds like a fun form of entertainment to me! It's got to be better than a lot of what's on TV! Not to mention, that something like that could easily ressurect a flaccid winky.

Yeah, the helicopter trick is usually only good for a couple goes, then the propeller is too hard to fly!

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/17/2007 8:30:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: Rose4Mistress

Send messages to female submissives, saying that they would make a wonderful Mistress (apparently they can see it in our eyes?!?), and that you would love to serve them, and would expect them to use your ass every single day.

oh yeah. it happens.

But you DO have wonderful eyes. Don't know how that would make you a Mistress or whatever, but there's that. For some reason, eyes are usually the first thing that pop out at me (for lack of better phrase).

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/28/2007 2:08:48 PM

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