Emperor1956
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Domiguy: Dating older women can be cool....You might suggest that she start smoking or take up some sort of motorized racing....Since they are older and there is a distinct chance that you might outlive them....It's fun to hide their remains in your bathtub or basement and collect their social security checks. Once again, domiguy gets to the essence. What a mind. He's like Stephen Hawking in reverse. But I digress (GRIN) I must elaborate tho: Not only does smoking have the effect of killing them off sooner, it has another deeply desired effect: IT AGES THEM. As I'm sure the OP will agree, nothing worse than a 50 year old who looks 35, and NOTHING better than a 35 year old who looks 50! In this vein, you might also encourage standing out in the sun for long periods of time, and crack cocaine. (I note that domiguy, who is wise in all things, suggests motorized racing. I don't personally know of its aging effects, but if the master suggests it, I'm down with it. And hey, have you seen Richard Petty recently? He looks like he been rode hard and put away wet!) I also want to point out the wisdom of the deeply sensitive comments of the OP that this new paramour of his has the visible wrinkles of her age, and you can tell that once upon a time she was really an attractive woman. Man chicks LOVE to hear this! You might also practice telling her that her friends are really hot, and she doesn't sweat much for a fat (old) girl. E.
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