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came4U -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/3/2007 10:15:38 PM)

I said that long ago.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_1246525/mpage_7/key_what+about+Bob/tm.htm#1247821

I think people just enjoy fighting or the internet is cool place for a power trip going nowhere.




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 2:53:22 AM)

dbg.....take a moment to think of all the thin, gorgeous, mentally stable folks that have searched and not found.....or found and lost......or thought they found and it turned in to bs....this is not a weight issue....its just the way things go as we meander through this thing called living

life happens.....whether youre big or little or tall or short or a cyclops.......try enjoying your life, and know that things will happen when they are supposed to.....instead of concentrating on the "poor me i cant find a dom cause im fat"





cloudboy -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 4:03:32 AM)


All the sensitive, insightful, non gay closeted, and monagomous Doms have been deported by ICE.




KatyLied -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 4:57:20 AM)

quote:

Choking / Neurotic / Dysfunctional Family / Mental Illness / Family Vacation


Sounds like collarme.  On a good day...




RRafe -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 6:42:15 AM)

For as much as they whine about not being wanted-how many fat chicks do you think would be rushing out to date this guy?

http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/images/fat_1.jpg

I mean, he has a wonderful personality.....................he should be perfect-right?




DocRudy -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 6:59:48 AM)

Holy hell...

The personality overfloweth...

-DR




RRafe -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 7:11:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RRafe

For as much as they whine about not being wanted-how many fat chicks do you think would be rushing out to date this guy?

http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/images/fat_1.jpg

I mean, he has a wonderful personality.....................he should be perfect-right?


Cmon girls-you gotta put your money where your mouth is and date this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's niiicccceeeeee............Why isn't his phone ringing off the hook?




CreativeDominant -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 7:14:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xoxi

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I haven't seen it but it seems to apply:


Tagline:
Bob's a special kind of friend. The kind that drives you crazy!


Plot Keywords:
Choking / Neurotic / Dysfunctional Family / Mental Illness / Family Vacation



You HAVE to go rent that movie...or buy it...and watch it.  Trust me, it is hilarious!




RRafe -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 7:19:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RRafe

quote:

ORIGINAL: RRafe

For as much as they whine about not being wanted-how many fat chicks do you think would be rushing out to date this guy?

http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/images/fat_1.jpg

I mean, he has a wonderful personality.....................he should be perfect-right?


Cmon girls-you gotta put your money where your mouth is and date this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's niiicccceeeeee............Why isn't his phone ringing off the hook?


And this guy is so good looking-he must be shallow-you don't want him.

http://www.fabioifc.com/fabio/FAB_GIFS3/fabio_loincloth.gif




LaTigresse -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 7:54:13 AM)

OMG that guy is just scary creepy looking to me!!! Are you telling me that women actually find him sexy????????? I always thought he was a joke that people just made fun of....




xoxi -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 9:36:14 AM)

fabio would be hot if he cut his hair and put some clothes on.

I need a man not a poolboy.

But you know...that's SO true...most of the people who complain about being judged for their looks also *gasp* judge people by their looks.

Could it be that people tend to want to have sex with people they are sexually attracted to?

I'm not quite sure but I'm sure Harvard will sink a few million into a study...and I'm pretty sure the study will say "yes they do."




xoxi -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 9:38:26 AM)

ps he is also a goose killer.  with his face. 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/baggylettuce/fabio1.jpg




came4U -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 9:39:53 AM)

Fabio should have.........DUCKED!




xoxi -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 9:43:17 AM)

omg.

that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad.

[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]




came4U -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 9:49:26 AM)

rimshot!

sorry, you set me up for it babe LOL.




BitaTruble -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 11:21:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RRafe

http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/images/fat_1.jpg

I mean, he has a wonderful personality.....................he should be perfect-right?


The possibilities are endless. I bet I could set a Guiness Book record for needle play and create a Masterpiece in wax . A great personality would be a plus but that ass is priceless.

Celeste





Bobkgin -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 2:25:36 PM)

To the audience at large:

While heavy people might have many faults, narcissism isn't one of them.

In sympathy for those beautiful people suffering from such an affliction, I offer the words of Right Said Fred:

I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song




Bobkgin -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 3:00:59 PM)

By contrast:

In sympathy for those beautiful people whose extra weight includes a heart of gold, I offer the words of Lulu:





To Sir With Love



Those schoolgirl days, of telling tales and biting nails are gone,
But in my mind,
I know they will still live on and on,
But how do you thank someone,
Who has taken you from crayons to perfume?
It isn't easy, but I'll try,

If you wanted the sky I would write across the sky in letters,
That would soar a thousand feet high,
To Sir, with Love

The time has come,
For closing books and long last looks must end,
And as I leave,
I know that I am leaving my best friend,
A friend who taught me right from wrong,
And weak from strong,
That's a lot to learn,
What, what can I give you in return?

If you wanted the moon I would try to make a start,
But I would rather you let me give my heart,
To Sir, with Love




Aileen68 -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 3:07:39 PM)

There's always this classic little ditty...


Godsmack - I Fucking Hate You lyrics




Artist: Godsmack
Album: Faceless
Year: 2003
Title: I Fucking Hate You
[image]http://www.lyricsmania.com/img/print.gif[/image] Print
[image]http://www.lyricsmania.com/img/correct.gif[/image] Correct
For everything you do, I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
Even if you justify every fucking bullshit lie, it only makes me want to break you

You pull me down and you crucify my name, you make me insane
It's broken now, don't ever look my way, don't even think I'm playing
'Cause
I fuckin' hate you
You're such a liar
I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me

When you repeatedly take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows you're fake
You're everything I fucking hate
And I'm everything that you could never be

You pull me down and you crucify my name, you make me insane
It's broken now, don't ever look my way, don't even think I'm playing
'Cause
I fuckin' hate you
You're such a liar
I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me
I Fucking Hate You Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com

I fuckin' hate you
You're such a liar
I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you

You pull me down and you crucify my name, you make me insane
It's broken now, don't ever look my way, don't even think I'm playing
'Cause
I fuckin' hate you
You're such a liar
I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me

I fuckin' hate you
You're such a liar
I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you




Bobkgin -> RE: Difficulty finding a Dom? (10/4/2007 3:21:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

You're all the same to me
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you



May I direct your attention to the "Partners on behavioural Meds..."  thread.

You might find some useful information there.





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