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Random Rant (day 3)

I sent you fan mail

0% (0)

I sent you hate mail

6% (1)

I can't believe you got a fan thread

20% (3)

I HATE YOU!

6% (1)

Your cute.

13% (2)

Lap dance please.

26% (4)

WHEN WILL THE MADDNESS END?

26% (4)

Total Votes : 15

(last vote on : 10/11/2007 9:22:50 AM)
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joanus -> Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 5:34:25 AM)
Ok I'm going to make todays rant short, cause I have a ton of fan mail to answer and an ass load of hate mail to delete. First, thanks for the Joanus fan thread LadyEllen, but remember if you stroke either a man’s ego or his dick it’ll go straight to his head. Just a friendly warning. Ok today’s rant is about celebrities. Every time I see one of these one of these rich pricks on TV their in trouble and or in jail. I mean what the hell! If I had all that money I wouldn’t waste my time getting arrested there are too many things I would rather be doing. Although I wouldn’t say no to being Lindsay Lohaun’s (I think that’s how you spell her name) cellmate. And that’s today’s rant, happy? I am now going to answer some questions that I got in the mail. Q. What’s up with the rants? (13 people mailed me this Question) A. This is how I let off steam about certain issues that tick not only me off, but a large number of people in general. And I know they tend to be long and sometimes inconclusive, leaving the reader wondering where I stand on the issue, but that’s the point. Like a good politician (oxymoron) I use double talk to make a point while not making myself the bad guy.(maybe I should move to D.C. VOTE JOANUS motto: At least I’m better than Bush) Q: As an Ex-Chippendale’s dancer are you available for private lap dances? (4 mails) A: No. the key word here is Ex, plus I hate having to shave my legs, chest, pits, etc. Q: Why do you comment on other peoples spelling when yours isn’t perfect? (17 mails) A: If you notice when reading from the first post to the last, my spelling and grammar get worse its because I become less concerned with grammar and more concerned with getting my point across. Also I human and am allowed to make mistakes. Q: Ok this really isn’t a question but I got 36 mails telling me how cute I am. Personally I don’t even thing I’m half way decent looking. Q: Why are some of these people getting bent out of shape over one person’s option? (1 mail) A: Well I believe it may be jealousy. If you notice none of the critics, (and I’m not going to mention names but they know who they are) Don’t come out of the wood work till after I get half a dozen posts complementing me on my looks.(see above Q&A) It’s a full blown case of the Green-Eyed-Monster. But I really don’t care. Q: What kind of job lets a nut like you run lose with a gun? (2 mailers) A: I am an assistant BEO (Bond Enforcement Officer) working under a Bondsman in southern Ohio.(trust me its not as cool as it sounds) And the gun in question here is my Raging Bull 44.magnum which is a large 5 shot revolver. Why in this day and age do I use a “wheel” gun, when most lowlifes out there have glocks and AKs? Murphy’s law constantly bites me in the ass. So I don’t need a semi auto jamming on me at the wrong moment, though I do also carry a 9.mm most of the time. I think that’s enough for now. To all my fans: Thank you. To all of you who sent me Hate mail keep it up I could use the laughs. I work on weekends so I will NOT be posting any new rants till monday, sorry. Ja mata KitSune

missturbation -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 5:48:09 AM)
Q: Why are some of these people getting bent out of shape over one person’s option? (1 mail I'm presuming you mean opinion here - doh. Anyway it has nothing to do with your looks etc but the way you put yourself across. I work on weekends so I will NOT be posting any new rants till monday, sorry. Could you possibly make that the first monday in 2010?

joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 6:41:27 AM)
I don’t know why you like to come across as you do. But I suspect it was because you either weren’t hugged enough or beaten enough as a child. (Personally I think it’s the latter) [:'(] But for what ever reason I get under your skin, I will gladly do it again and again, as it seems to be my purpose in life. My rants are simply to show people their lack of commonsense. For those who don’t lack in that department (and there are very few of them) I merely wish a consensus of mutual opinions. In reality, a realm that must be quite alien to you, these rants are for me and those of a higher persuasion. You are only here to nit pick and try to start trouble. People like that are a dime a dozen and I really don’t give a flying monkey’s ass, about their low brow ways of thinking.

beargonewild -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 6:48:48 AM)
"show people their lack of commonsense" Interesting.

favesclava -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 6:49:15 AM)
this rant wasnt half as entertaining as the others. boy must be losing his touch. maybe monday . ex chippendales and A bondsman? i think i will stop right here.....

LadyEllen -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 6:49:29 AM)
Hey! now steady on joanus! MissT is a great gal I'll have you know, for someone from up north anyway! E

joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 6:53:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: favesclava this rant wasnt half as entertaining as the others. boy must be losing his touch. maybe monday . ex chippendales and A bondsman? i think i will stop right here..... I have a lot of work to do to day thats why the rant was short, plus If I went on about every thing that people do in TinsleTown this rant would be 40 pages long. I'll make it up to you monday. And you got it wrong I am not a bondsman, I am a lowly assistant BEO. I can't write bonds and I can't ride solo.

favesclava -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 6:54:26 AM)
must perv missturbations profile to learn what floats her boat... be back later

missturbation -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:00:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: joanus I don’t know why you like to come across as you do. Because i can, just as you are free to whinge freely. But I suspect it was because you either weren’t hugged enough Hugged plenty, usually by myself whilst in my lovely padded jacket. or beaten enough as a child. (Personally I think it’s the latter) [:'(] Bingo but im sure making up for it nowadays. But for what ever reason I get under your skin, I will gladly do it again and again, as it seems to be my purpose in life. Don't flatter yourself, you don't get under my skin. I enjoy (despite warnings from mum not to do it) playing with my food. My rants are simply to show people their lack of commonsense. Missts English class, that would be common sense. For those who don’t lack in that department (and there are very few of them) I merely wish a consensus of mutual opinions. You only want peoples opinions who are the same as yours? Shame that as i think you will find opinions on everything are varied here. In reality, a realm that must be quite alien to you, these rants are for me and those of a higher persuasion. Ranting is for those of a higher persuasion. Well spank my ass and call me bitch cos i'm sure glad im not of a higher persuasion if thats what its all about. You are only here to nit pick and try to start trouble. If you say so ! People like that are a dime a dozen and I really don’t give a flying monkey’s ass, about their low brow ways of thinking. Cool, glad we got that cleared up.

missturbation -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:03:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: joanus Welcome back to misst's English class. quote: ORIGINAL: favesclava I have a lot of work to do today thats why the rant was short. Plus if I went on about every thing that people do in Tinsel town this rant would be 40 pages long. I'll make it up to you monday. And you got it wrong I am not a bondsman, I am a lowly assistant BEO. I can't write bonds and I can't ride solo. Bitch? Moi? Why thank you. bows

divi -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:06:15 AM)
signs up for that class!!

joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:09:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: joanus Because i can, just as you are free to whinge freely. I think you mean whine, BTW would you like some cheese to go with yours? Hugged plenty, usually by myself whilst in my lovely padded jacket. Yeah thats not in anyway totally mental. Don't flatter yourself, you don't get under my skin. I enjoy (despite warnings from mum not to do it) playing with my food. MASSIVE NOSE BLEED! Missts English class, that would be common sense. Missts? WTF are you trying to spell? Mist? Miss? Misssed? Ranting is for those of a higher persuasion. Well spank my ass and call me bitch cos i'm sure glad im not of a higher persuasion if thats what its all about. Ignoreance is Bliss but Knowledge is Folly.

missturbation -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:19:55 AM)
I think you mean whine, BTW would you like some cheese to go with yours? No i mean whinge. whinge [image]http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/premium.gif[/image] [image]http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.png[/image][image]http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/speaker.gif[/image] /ʰwɪndʒ, wɪndʒ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hwinj, winj] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –verb (used without object), whinged, whing·ing. British and Australian Informal. to complain; whine. You sure your took English? Yeah thats not in anyway totally mental. Never claimed to be sane. Missts? WTF are you trying to spell? Mist? Miss? Misssed? *Misst would be short for missturbation - doh.* Ignoreance is Bliss but Knowledge is Folly No honey ignorance is bliss tuts

joanus -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:26:06 AM)
Yeah the whole wine and cheese joke went over your head. And yeah I took English, along with Spanish, French, Russian, Chinese and Japanese.(4 of which I failed). Any who allow me to be the bigger man here and drop this pointless cock fight. I will finish this once I can come up with a way to stab annoying people via the internet.

favesclava -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:28:53 AM)
Misst, when you give a lesson , you really give a lesson. are you totally straight or would you bend for the right gurl (misspelled on purpose) btw, how's the pub going?

missturbation -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:35:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: joanus Yeah the whole wine and cheese joke went over your head. No, just didn't amuse me. And yeah I took English, along with Spanish, French, Russian, Chinese and Japanese.(4 of which I failed). Bets English was one of them and you're fibbing about being an English major, unless you just missed failure off the end. Any who allow me to be the bigger man here and drop this pointless cock fight. That sentence doesn't make much sense. You are asking just who's permission to stop this convo. Not cock fight, i don't have one. I will finish this once I can come up with a way to stab annoying people via the internet. Aw sweetie has noone told you i love to play with knives. [:D]

missturbation -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:37:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: favesclava Misst, when you give a lesson , you really give a lesson. are you totally straight or would you bend for the right gurl (misspelled on purpose) btw, how's the pub going? Why thank you. Sometimes i just can't help myself. [:)] I've been known to bend a little bit lol. The pub is coming along slowly. I'm in the middle of buying a whole new household of things ready for the move. New bed, iron, sofas, whips, chains, shoes lol. [;)]

chellekitty -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:41:34 AM)
umm one defense...misst.... quote: British and Australian Informal. i have a huge vocabulary and i have never heard the word whinge...i thought you misspelt "whine" as well... oh and one more that would be Msst's english class...unless you have more than one and then it would be Mssts' english classes...since we are being nit picky...to be possessive you need an apostrophe...otherwise you are being plural...and if you were being plural your nouns did not match up....and you still needed an apostrophe... and i wasn't going to pick on it because its dialectual (is that a word...i meant because thats how it sounds when spoken...) but the word, when spelled properly is not "cos" its " 'cause" (space inserted for distinction between quotation mark and apostrophe) and no i don't use proper capitalization or punctuation so feel free to rip mine apart if you really want to, but it won't bother me in the least bit so it will be a waste of time.. mean while, back at the ranch...bubba was giving it to the milk maid.... joanus...if you get upset every time someone here takes offence at something you say, you will be upset all the fucking time...so...relax, let it roll off your back...and if nothing else...laugh at the people who take life way too serious illegitimi non carborundum chelle

pseudopsychotic -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:45:45 AM)
quote: If I had all that money I wouldn’t waste my time getting arrested there are too many things I would rather be doing. I guess we had to agree on something. && I still love Missturbation.

missturbation -> RE: Random Rant (day 3) (10/5/2007 7:46:56 AM)
oh and one more that would be Msst's english class...unless you have more than one and then it would be Mssts' english classes...since we are being nit picky...to be possessive you need an apostrophe...otherwise you are being plural...and if you were being plural your nouns did not match up....and you still needed an apostrophe... Holy crap, i'm human. Ah but hang on i made no claims to be an English major, phew !! and i wasn't going to pick on it because its dialectual (is that a word...i meant because thats how it sounds when spoken...) but the word, when spelled properly is not "cos" its " 'cause" (space inserted for distinction between quotation mark and apostrophe) It would actually be because but who am i to nit pick [:D] and no i don't use proper capitalization or punctuation so feel free to rip mine apart if you really want to, but it won't bother me in the least bit so it will be a waste of time.. I have no desire to rip you apart, humans err and i dont actually care how anyone spells.......until, they brag about being an English major and pick on others spelling.

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