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NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 1:22:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: joanus

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What? You don't want to join our party????




cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 2:39:13 PM)

Where't the party? I'll bring the refreshments!

As for seeks, yes I am collared and heavens no, there is no hint of rebellion. That would just be unacceptable and not allowed. Humor, yes, but not rebellion, lol.

You are also right that Kinkey Abbey can do no wrong. You see, she is one of my nearest and dearest friends, and my little message to you was a test to see if I could get you to turn against her. You've passed with flying colors. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. [:D]

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Does your profile not say that you are collared ? The answer then is obvious. You know that dont you. I hope I dont detect a hint of rebellion ?

So far I am of the opinion that Kinky Abby can do no wrong, even tho' she lives in Iowa, where ever that is !




laurell3 -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 2:41:42 PM)

Iowa?  Take a right at the cornfields....keep going until you see cows and then turn left.




HotFaerieMama -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 3:36:06 PM)

.. yeah.. strip nekkid w/out a word and kneel.. all without Him having to say anything.. that would make His day.. hehe..




cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 3:37:47 PM)

Lol, Don't forget the pigs! Ahhh, the "smell of money."    [:'(]




NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 8:13:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub

Where't the party? I'll bring the refreshments! Um of course you will, it's at your house.

As for seeks, yes I am collared and heavens no, there is no hint of rebellion. That would just be unacceptable and not allowed. Humor, yes, but not rebellion, lol.  hmmm hmmm Don't forget lol.

You are also right that Kinkey Abbey can do no wrong. You see, she is one of my nearest and dearest friends, and my little message to you was a test to see if I could get you to turn against her. You've passed with flying colors. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. [:D]  LOL good girl. Nice save. Ya know I love ya.

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Does your profile not say that you are collared ? The answer then is obvious. You know that dont you. I hope I dont detect a hint of rebellion ?

So far I am of the opinion that Kinky Abby can do no wrong, even tho' she lives in Iowa, where ever that is !





NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 8:20:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

Iowa?  Take a right at the cornfields....keep going until you see cows and then turn left.
I understand left at cows but right at the cornfields lol?          we are full of cornfields and cows and deer and pigs and buffalo and if you happen to be in CautiousIaSub's back yard, huge groundhogs and mean raccoons lol.




NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 8:22:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

.. yeah.. strip nekkid w/out a word and kneel.. all without Him having to say anything.. that would make His day.. hehe..
I was thinking it might. LOL




NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 8:23:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub

Lol, Don't forget the pigs! Ahhh, the "smell of money."    [:'(]
pssst   don't forget the groundhogs and the raccoons and the bats in the basement lol




cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 8:33:01 PM)

Shit, now I am going to have nightmares about George the Groundhog. (I decided he needed a name when he started getting brave) Have you seen it? The damn thing is huge. It's probably have the size of Daisy, and she weighs 80 pounds. Just remember, I will need help to get him out of the trap, and guess who I will call?




cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 8:34:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NLitendLady

I understand left at cows but right at the cornfields lol?          we are full of cornfields and cows and deer and pigs and buffalo and if you happen to be in CautiousIaSub's back yard, huge groundhogs and mean raccoons lol.


Those would be good directions. Go West until you see a house that looks like it should be Dr. Doolittle's. You are now at cautious' house in Iowa, and she will direct you to Kinky Abbey.




NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 8:37:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub

Shit, now I am going to have nightmares about George the Groundhog. (I decided he needed a name when he started getting brave) Have you seen it? The damn thing is huge. It's probably have the size of Daisy, and she weighs 80 pounds. Just remember, I will need help to get him out of the trap, and guess who I will call?
OK I have seen this thing and it's huge about the size of a large bulldog. Who are you gonna call?  Um uh SILVAR????? wanna be a "Dom" for another day? lol




cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 8:40:57 PM)

LMAO....Silvar...where are you? I need you to come take care of the big, bad groundhog. You've already proven how tough you can be by your colorful week. I know you can handle it, and I promise any marks you get will not be from me (unless you want them of course)...have you ever seen the claws on a groundhog?????




NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 8:50:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub

LMAO....Silvar...where are you? I need you to come take care of the big, bad groundhog. You've already proven how tough you can be by your colorful week. I know you can handle it, and I promise any marks you get will not be from me (unless you want them of course)...have you ever seen the claws on a groundhog?????

I have cleared it with her Master and promise to be there to make sure everything is ok.




NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/24/2007 9:16:24 PM)

Thank you all for the wonderful response to this post. You all have entered into it with such wonderful spirit.  Keep it coming. I can't wait to see what is next.  Now it is in humor and we try to gear it that way but we will answer serious questions with respect and without levity if someone wants to ask them.
 
Hugs to all and keep writing
lol
Laura




Silvar -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/25/2007 2:12:37 PM)

Dear Kinky Abbey,

I took your advice and was about to call a lawyer about my situation, when my phone rang just before I picked it up.  The other person on the line said that I do not know him, but he certainly knows about me, and then gave me an address and a time to come over.  Confused, I tried asking some questions, but he simply told me to check back on collarme.com and then hang up.  I went back to the website and--strangely--the information that the women posted about me was miracuously gone.  Needless to say, he got my attention, and I waited patiently till the end of the week.

I arrived at the designated location at the right time, and found the man sitting on his porch waiting for someone.  He asked me if I was the 'property x' guy, which I grudgingly agreed too, and immediately let me into the house.  There was a wide assortment of expensive BDSM furniture in the barren room; crosses, bondage chains from the ceiling, and humiliating chairs for women with bulbuous dildo's.  At first I thought that I was gonna be abused as another toy again, until I saw the cage in the middle of the room and what was inside it:  My ex-sub, the Derranged Chihuahua, and Mistress Kiera staring in horror at us two.  The man replied that his sub, who happened to be my ex-sub, was off her medication again and caused such a ruccuss with her friends on my life.  He insisted that *I* do the honours of enacting their punishment, as my first steps of being a dom...  Which I gladly took up.  [:D]

I'm so glad to met this person, and how he gave me a chance to clean up this mess as well as exact a suitable punishment on the three women.  He gave me advice on how things work in the BDSM culture, and told me to contact him whenever I have a question, or if his sub hunts me down.  I'm so glad that this confusing, degrading, yet fun 3 months is at an end.  I'm not sure if every person goes through this kind of debacle in their first steps of BDSM, but I'm glad I no longer have to go through that situation again...  Well, sometimes is alright.  [sm=tongue.gif]

Thank you so much for your help Kinky Abbey, and thank you Cautiousiasub for coming into my life--harshly, but I do believe we're even now.*  :)

-Silvar

*:(Got delayed a bit, but figured this is a just way of ending this dance.  ;P  Sorry Cautionsiasub, but I got lost after turning left from the ostrich farm.  ;_; )




cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/25/2007 4:26:36 PM)

Shoot, I knew I should have given better directions. You should have turned right at the ostrich farm, and left at the goat farm. My apologies for the confusion [;)] George the Groundhog will just have to wait in his humane trap (ironically, a cage and no, not the same one I was in when Master called Silvar) until my dear friend Kinky Abbey can come help me load him into the car.

Hats off to you Silvar...I am now at a loss for words, lol. 




apettiger -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/25/2007 5:40:16 PM)

dear kinky abby,
i took your advice and had my Mentor (with my Tamer's permission) with me as i tried my hand at topping. She said i was not rough enough and that i giggled too much, and that NO sub should be laughing when Y/you are done sceening them.
i dont want to hurt anyone unless i am getting paid for it ( i AM sub, after all). all the flinching and crying out disturbs me.
how can i get past this? should i pretend i have a check coming after i am done?




NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/25/2007 6:53:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Silvar

Dear Kinky Abbey,

I took your advice and was about to call a lawyer about my situation, when my phone rang just before I picked it up.  The other person on the line said that I do not know him, but he certainly knows about me, and then gave me an address and a time to come over.  Confused, I tried asking some questions, but he simply told me to check back on collarme.com and then hang up.  I went back to the website and--strangely--the information that the women posted about me was miracuously gone.  Needless to say, he got my attention, and I waited patiently till the end of the week.I am very happy all that was removed.

I arrived at the designated location at the right time, and found the man sitting on his porch waiting for someone.  He asked me if I was the 'property x' guy, which I grudgingly agreed too, and immediately let me into the house.  There was a wide assortment of expensive BDSM furniture in the barren room; crosses, bondage chains from the ceiling, and humiliating chairs for women with bulbuous dildo's.  At first I thought that I was gonna be abused as another toy again, until I saw the cage in the middle of the room and what was inside it:  My ex-sub, the Derranged Chihuahua, and Mistress Kiera staring in horror at us two.  The man replied that his sub, who happened to be my ex-sub, was off her medication again and caused such a ruccuss with her friends on my life.  He insisted that *I* do the honours of enacting their punishment, as my first steps of being a dom...  Which I gladly took up.  [:D]  He's such a wonderful man isn't he? lol So thoughtful and just.

I'm so glad to met this person, and how he gave me a chance to clean up this mess as well as exact a suitable punishment on the three women.  He gave me advice on how things work in the BDSM culture, and told me to contact him whenever I have a question, or if his sub hunts me down. It's good to have someone who knows the roles to help you in case of any confusion.  I'm so glad that this confusing, degrading, yet fun 3 months is at an end.  I'm not sure if every person goes through this kind of debacle in their first steps of BDSM, but I'm glad I no longer have to go through that situation again...  Well, sometimes is alright.  [sm=tongue.gif]

Thank you so much for your help Kinky Abbey, and thank you Cautiousiasub for coming into my life--harshly, but I do believe we're even now.*  :) LOL  You are most welcome. I'm happy her Master took care of things so effectively.

-Silvar

*:(Got delayed a bit, but figured this is a just way of ending this dance. What a lovely dance it was lol.  ;P  Sorry Cautionsiasub, but I got lost after turning left from the ostrich farm.  ;_; )



Thank you for such a wonderful addition to this thread. I hope to see more from you Silvar.




NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/25/2007 6:56:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub

Shoot, I knew I should have given better directions. You should have turned right at the ostrich farm, and left at the goat farm. My apologies for the confusion [;)] George the Groundhog will just have to wait in his humane trap (ironically, a cage and no, not the same one I was in when Master called Silvar) until my dear friend Kinky Abbey can come help me load him into the car. Ok I'm a bit nervous after taking that young coon out and coming back and having the momma raccoon all but charge the car.  Groundhogs aren't quite as bad as coons but damn. You soooo owe me lol.

Hats off to you Silvar...I am now at a loss for words, lol. 
ok now Silvar you just have to do this more often lol her at a loss for words.




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