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NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/25/2007 7:00:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: apettiger dear kinky abby, i took your advice and had my Mentor (with my Tamer's permission) with me as i tried my hand at topping. She said i was not rough enough and that i giggled too much, and that NO sub should be laughing when Y/you are done sceening them.lol no I could never laugh at the end of a scene. I figure it would be taken as disrespect or that they had not been harsh enough and then God knows what they would do.....lol. I take it that it was NOT a tickle session? i dont want to hurt anyone unless i am getting paid for it ( i AM sub, after all). all the flinching and crying out disturbs me. if you are sub then say you cannot switch and stay sub otherwise consider becoming a professional Domme. how can i get past this? should i pretend i have a check coming after i am done?

seeksfemslave -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 2:05:17 AM)
Dear Kinky Abby quote: Life is short, so forgive quickly. Believe slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. Never regret anything that makes you happy. The above is extracted from your message of the day and the highlighted bit has set me wondering.. My ex wife has mysteriosly re appeared on the scene and I am certain she has heard rumours about my relationship with the new lady in my life and is here to try to interefere. Even tho' she says she hates me she still tries to control me. For my own good, thats what she says. Anyway my question is this, if I "accidently" pushed her downstairs and then trod on her as I rushed to help her, since that would definitely make me happy, should I regret it. ? Maybe an old fashioned , you've may have heard of the expression sexual healing, well maybe a sexual beating would suffice. The problem there is that when I used to do that to her she used to hit me back, harder. My life is in turmoil, I am miserable and need some advice. Yours .....put upon and not liking it... seeks. I've just realised that as she tumbled down the stairs I would be laughing uncontrollably as required in the above quote. So a second question, I cant be a bad person, can I ? After all you recommended the laughing and you are always right.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 2:18:10 AM)
Dear Kinky Abbey Can you please make seeks send me some nudie shots of himself, please? Miss Iwannaseeseeksnakedrightnow.[:)]

seeksfemslave -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 2:33:15 AM)
MsMagnolia: In your avatar pic you have your face in your hands and are saying nothing, if your saw me nude you would quickly cover your eyes, shout out a derogatory expletive ie curse and then cover your ears in embarassment. Just like the three wise monkeys all in one. Speak no evil, see no evil and hear no evil.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 2:35:19 AM)
Don't lie seeks, you're HOT!!! Now get em off and send me some pics.[8D]

seeksfemslave -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 4:59:20 AM)
Abby, you Iowan ****** this post is not from seeks that no good useless but rather fanciable ex of mine. its from his better and I really mean better half Gretchen Hilda I know all about you Abby, that is why I have returned to demand that you keep your hands off what is rightfully mine. Seeks has a severe case of unresolved Oedipus complex and needs some one nice like me to help him along the way. What reward do I get, he wants to push me downstairs. thats what. I know he's a pig but at least is going to be my pig. If you have any advice Seeks wont get it 'cos I am going to tie him to the bed and sit on his face so at least he will see some sense. Happy Groundhog day to you Gretchen H. adding: same applies to that Ozzie harpie, MsMagnolia. Gretchen rules in the Seeks household OK ?

Silvar -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 8:14:31 AM)
Oh shoot, I knew I should've taken that right turn at the Ostrich farm. >_< Anyways, I kinda figured earlier not to make that turn when I saw a sign saying "Beware of radioactive, godzilla-related animals" near the farm. After heading down there, all I found was some guy dressing up ducks in reptile bones and claws to say they are 'ferocious'. -_- I realized my error when I was heading to my car and saw you and Kinky Abbey zoom down the road, 80 miles per hour, when a minute later the biggest raccoon was right behind your car. I turned back to the crazy guy with the duck and asked if he just saw that, and he simply shrugged and said, "Those are nothing new around here." O_O -Silvar

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 9:14:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave Dear Kinky Abby quote: Life is short, so forgive quickly. Believe slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. Never regret anything that makes you happy. The above is extracted from your message of the day and the highlighted bit has set me wondering.. My ex wife has mysteriosly re appeared on the scene and I am certain she has heard rumours about my relationship with the new lady in my life and is here to try to interefere. Even tho' she says she hates me she still tries to control me. For my own good, thats what she says. Anyway my question is this, if I "accidently" pushed her downstairs and then trod on her as I rushed to help her, since that would definitely make me happy, should I regret it. ? Maybe an old fashioned , you've may have heard of the expression sexual healing, well maybe a sexual beating would suffice. The problem there is that when I used to do that to her she used to hit me back, harder. My life is in turmoil, I am miserable and need some advice. Yours .....put upon and not liking it... seeks. I've just realised that as she tumbled down the stairs I would be laughing uncontrollably as required in the above quote. So a second question, I cant be a bad person, can I ? After all you recommended the laughing and you are always right. They need to put a disclaimer on that quote lol. You should never regret what you do to make yourself happy as long as it is not at the expense or deliberate harm of another. Now I have an abusive ex and fully understand the concept of enjoying his pain. That however, lowers us to their standards. That might make you happy, very happy for the moment but not over time. You need to engage your cojones (sp?) and stand up to her and not let her control your life. It's not for your own good or she would not be your ex. She just wants to make your life miserable because she is miserable. If all else fails, if your new lady is a strong woman maybe she should "discuss" things with your ex wife. Could be an interesting altercation lol. You are not a bad person just a very mistreated person.

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 9:18:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia Dear Kinky Abbey Can you please make seeks send me some nudie shots of himself, please? Miss Iwannaseeseeksnakedrightnow.[:)] Hell I'm still trying to get him to send some to me. I've begged and pleaded, even ordered lol.

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 9:26:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave Abby, you Iowan ****** this post is not from seeks that no good useless but rather fanciable ex of mine. its from his better and I really mean better half Gretchen HildaWe've resorted to insults hmmmm, such maturity. I know all about you Abby, that is why I have returned to demand that you keep your hands off what is rightfully mine.Seems if he is "rightfully" yours, there would be no need to make this demand. If you know all about me you know I don't suffer threats or demands easily.Ask Cautious Seeks has a severe case of unresolved Oedipus then why is he consorting with younger women?complex and needs some one nice that's questionable like me to help him along the way. What reward do I get, he wants to push me downstairs. thats what. I know he's a pig but at least is going to be my pig. If you have any advice Seeks wont get it 'cos I am going to tie him to the bed and sit on his face so at least he will see some sense.Some sense? or some cents? You know some people just don't bring a very high price depending on their skills and appeal. Happy Groundhog day to you In the states Groundhog day is in February. Of course in Cautious' back yard it's every day. Gretchen H. So you'd rather keep by force something that should be given with joy. Does not sound like you are a very happy person. Maybe you need some counselling and advice or a good old fashioned down home Iowa ass whuppin. We know how to treat beligerant sows here. adding: same applies to that Ozzie harpie, MsMagnolia. Gretchen rules in the Seeks household OK ?I think threats and demands are useless as he'll seek what brings his bliss not what forces him into misery. You reek of insecurity. If you must ask me if you are in control, I would say you doubt your own ability to control. My apologies to other readers as I am in that lovely week of PMS so no telling what my responses to hostility may be.

NLitendLady -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 9:31:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Silvar Oh shoot, I knew I should've taken that right turn at the Ostrich farm. >_< Anyways, I kinda figured earlier not to make that turn when I saw a sign saying "Beware of radioactive, godzilla-related animals" near the farm. After heading down there, all I found was some guy dressing up ducks in reptile bones and claws to say they are 'ferocious'. -_- I realized my error when I was heading to my car and saw you and Kinky Abbey zoom down the road, 80 miles per hour, when a minute later the biggest raccoon was right behind your car. I turned back to the crazy guy with the duck and asked if he just saw that, and he simply shrugged and said, "Those are nothing new around here." O_O -Silvar LOL finally a witness to that vicious coon. Cautious does live in a VERY animal friendly neighborhood. lol

cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 10:26:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Silvar Oh shoot, I knew I should've taken that right turn at the Ostrich farm. >_< Anyways, I kinda figured earlier not to make that turn when I saw a sign saying "Beware of radioactive, godzilla-related animals" near the farm. After heading down there, all I found was some guy dressing up ducks in reptile bones and claws to say they are 'ferocious'. -_- I realized my error when I was heading to my car and saw you and Kinky Abbey zoom down the road, 80 miles per hour, when a minute later the biggest raccoon was right behind your car. I turned back to the crazy guy with the duck and asked if he just saw that, and he simply shrugged and said, "Those are nothing new around here." O_O -Silvar Damn raccoon. I have been trying to think of a name for him, but my mind keeps drawing a blank besides "big f****** bastard who keeps getting into my trash." Now to be honest, I could be blaming the big furry creature for George's misdeeds. Be nice to the duckman...he's my brother. Now, to tell you the story of the huge raccoon you saw chasing us... I simply cannot kill anything furry, and this past Spring I was having a problem with racoons and groundhogs (see a pattern there?). We got a humane trap to catch them, and first caught a rather big raccoon that we took out of town and let loose. A couple of days later we caught a baby raccoon, and I called me dear friend NLitendLady to help me set the little thing free. We took it out and released it in the same area as the other since we thought it was a mom and baby. We get back to the house and the raccoon on steroids was in the back yard pissed as all hell looking for her baby. I'm guessing she was the mama, and the other one was just a distant relative, who knew? Anyway, that raccoon has had it out for me and NlitendLady ever since. It has even defecated on my trash can...it's unreal. This is what I get for living by a patch of woods. [:D]

subtee -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 10:37:31 AM)
Why? Why is everyone always picking on Iowa? Caucus envy??? ~singing, oh, come and see, come dance with me, to the beautiful iowa waltz~

seeksfemslave -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 11:10:34 AM)
Dear Kinky Abby Glad to see that you handled Gretchen H with a firm hand but I am puzzled. Since no one else has been on my computer I can only assume that Gretchen is in fact me. I have no recollection of making that post and when I mentioned what had happened to my shrink she said not only am I Oedipal I have multiple personality disorder as well. So my question is this Abby, since you began advising me I appear to have got worse. Is that supposed to happen.? Am I CM's first genuine lunatic ?

cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 1:01:40 PM)
I'm not sure why eveyone is picking on Iowa, but since I live here, I figured I had the right to do it at least a little bit. [;)] quote: ORIGINAL: subtee Why? Why is everyone always picking on Iowa? Caucus envy??? ~singing, oh, come and see, come dance with me, to the beautiful iowa waltz~

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 1:41:55 PM)
slaps Gretchen round the chops with a wet trout and sez bite me ya bitch, gimme seeks NOW[8D]

Silvar -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 1:42:09 PM)
Ah.. Well, as of this writing I've been following the droppings of that raccoon in hopes of catching up. Needless to say it was harder to drive down the road with those landmines, and I mean that in a more "hit one and break an engine" way. Anyways, I think I lost track of him and you guys and am now stuck somewhere in the woods. I'm not sure what to do now, but I think I'll figure out my way back. I just hope that gigantic foot print I passed awhile ago is related to an animal that is friendly... Help me. [:o] -Silvar

subtee -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 1:44:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cautiousiasub I'm not sure why eveyone is picking on Iowa, but since I live here, I figured I had the right to do it at least a little bit. [;)] quote: Well, sure...WE can. It is Iowa, after all.

cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 1:48:52 PM)
I was just visiting a website for a scary haunted trail in the woods. I wonder if my psychic powers were kicking in and telling me to go there? Maybe that is where you are lost, Silvar, and NLitendLady and I are supposed to come help you? Either that or take pictures of the ever so scary things going on. If you saw a giant footprint, I am guessing that is where you are. Hang in there!! We are going up tomorrow, and will try to rescue you then....be careful, raccoons and all their big-footed friends can climb trees, so you aren't safe there either.

cautiousiasub -> RE: Dear Kinky Abbey (10/26/2007 1:52:40 PM)
Aren't many cornfields up in the big bad city are there? Are there raccoons and grounhogs there? Maybe I need to move to get away from them. I keep catching them and they keep coming back.

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