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Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombstone... - 10/14/2007 11:38:26 AM

came4U

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Here I lie, finally at rest,
In the slinky clothes that fit me best.

Birthed the same as I died, lift cup.
I left this world face down, ass up!

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 11:46:06 AM

FullCircle

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Does it have to rhyme? I’ve not seen many rhyming tombstones, not that I want to give people the impression I’m a fan of tombstones and read them instead of books.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 11:55:27 AM

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thank god the wife never found out

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 11:56:35 AM

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Here lies FullCircle made out of 100% recyclable material, so what did you stick it in a landfill site for you egiots!

Sorry I couldn’t really think of a kink element.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 12:22:53 PM

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Having said that I don’t think bone is that recyclable. They have to grind it up after you are cremated, from memory.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 1:00:52 PM

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I'll be back

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 1:18:32 PM

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Here lies Ron,

He was never nothing more than a prick, and had no more ambiton than to be one.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 1:22:21 PM

FullCircle

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It’s a nice feeling to be happy with your lot in life.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 1:37:28 PM

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Respect is urned.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 1:42:41 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: catize
Respect is urned.

That is quite clever but if appearing on a headstone it should read 'Respect is not urned'?

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 1:56:06 PM

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quote:

Respect is urned.

hahaha too funny!

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 2:35:16 PM

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Here I lay, again.

chia* (the pet)

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 2:41:11 PM

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Here lies SR...
She never liked the banal...
She would have been happy to know...
That she died during anal.

P.S. I know the two words are pronounced differently but what else rhymes with anal? LOL

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 3:02:03 PM

LotusSong

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She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

- Following the Equator; Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 3:09:13 PM

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here lies seeks
under the green green grass
hopes to spend eternity
up Sexyreds arse

and I never met the Lady but one can dream lol
She's a lousy poetess tho'

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 4:50:25 PM

Rushemery

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I intend on donating my body to science and then be put in jars to be studied or stuffed and turned in to someones toy

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 7:27:32 PM

nyrisa

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Here lies nyrisa
Layed to rest in the hollow;
None was better at the suck
But she had trouble with the swallow.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/14/2007 8:57:35 PM

came4U

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quote:

I'll be back

? does that mean back to write one or as in ooHHh you gonna be a ghostly presence?

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Here lies nyrisa
Layed to rest in the hollow;
None was better at the suck
But she had trouble with the swallow.

oh oh, mental note: hire a lifeguard to be on hand for nyrisa.

what a way to drown.

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/15/2007 1:05:05 AM

pahunkboy

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Always remember, that tecknically I am dead. I see your number is coming up any day now-

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RE: Write yourself a short kinky Epitaph for your tombs... - 10/21/2007 4:17:26 PM

CollegeConundrum

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I came,
I saw,
I cam.

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