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scifi1133 -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 2:15:02 AM)

okay who the hell are you...rotflmao...couldnt resist lol




jooceelove -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 2:25:41 AM)

Why are you not answering the questions laid out to you?

oh what fun (not!) the first 2 questions were answered while the more comprehensive, intellectual questions go unanswered - maybe Jinger is still trying to jump the fence! 





scifi1133 -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 2:41:18 AM)

i wasactually thinking he got hung up on the fence and is stuck hoping someone comes to get him lol.




pahunkboy -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 3:28:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

What would be your stragagey in surviving a two year prison sentance?

What was the largest shit you've ever taken?

Are you smarter than a Fith Grader?

Are you registered to vote?

Have you ever done Polar Bear diving?

Would you or do you suck your own cock if you can bend down far enough?

STILL= these are better then the lame questions asked at a presidential debate! ;-0




pahunkboy -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 3:29:30 AM)

in regards to the shtt. i had to call roto rooter once- you see- via a medication- and i never thoght-




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 3:36:07 AM)

Is this the way to Amarillo? Or not?




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 3:41:40 AM)

It's just that every night I've been hugging my pillow.




pahunkboy -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 5:00:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

Is this the way to Amarillo? Or not?


LOL- isnt that the truth.  Great weather today- 70 degrees- yay




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:14:40 AM)

No, I wasn't.




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:18:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

What would be your stragagey in surviving a two year prison sentance?

What was the largest shit you've ever taken?

Are you smarter than a Fith Grader?

Are you registered to vote?

Have you ever done Polar Bear diving?

Would you or do you suck your own cock if you can bend down far enough?



I probably wouldn't survive a two year prison sentence, despite having any kind of stradegy. I'm fragile like that.

I don't measure my bowel movements...but I have to say I surprised myself the other day.

I believe I am smarter than a fifth grader. Even the smartest of all fifth graders.

I am registered to vote, and proud of it.

No polar bear diving for me, I think I'd likely die.

Yes. I've tried. Gotten close too. But no cigar.




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:20:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Damocles809

What's on the other side of the fence?


On the other side of that fence is my neighbor's yard. At one point there was no fence and our yards were in harmony. We could hold huge parties and run around. It was a lovely yard. Then my neighbor got a girlfriend/wife and she wanted a "security fence." So she put up this splintering ugly ol' fence. They moved out a year and a half later.

I have nothing but resentment for that woman. Her name was Fiona. She filled her half of the yard with crappy catalogue decorations. And her crumby garden never grew, because the shade of her fence blocked the sun.
Such irony.




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:22:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadySeraphina

I think he's a neat personality, but really don't want to watch him 'act'. Of course, having a 15" cock and being able to come on demand were excellent selling points in the world of 1970s porn.

Jinger, what is the meaning of life? The universe? And everything? What is the question that leads to the answer?



42.

The question is: Where the fuck am I? And how do I get to detroit?




pahunkboy -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:23:37 AM)

here goes.  what is the most successful decission of your life?

who will be the next president?

what is your prediction for flu season this year?




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:24:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

I love that pic Jinger, it's so refreshing compared to the others I've seen on these sites.

So, if you're like the magic 8ball of CM.....How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?



That depends entirely on the size and power of your tongue.
A siberian tiger can finish off a tootsie roll pop in exactly 14 licks.
A sperm whale can finish it off with just two.

The average human does not have the patience to find out for themselves.




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:25:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

quote:

ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

Not me. I never really understood his appeal....

His "appeal" can stand up by itself. AS long as I never have to see the REST of him... it might not be so bad.

So, if you are the magic 8ball of CM, can we shake you?




No. I prefer to be cradled.




pahunkboy -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:26:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jinger

quote:

ORIGINAL: Damocles809

What's on the other side of the fence?
. She filled her half of the yard with crappy catalogue decorations. And her crumby garden never grew, because the shade of her fence blocked the sun.
Such irony.


im beginning to think i like this place. i have open southern and western views. no fence. and it cant be built on. :-)




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:27:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: scifi1133

okay who the hell are you...rotflmao...couldnt resist lol



I'm a prince. Though some people of foriegn states think of me as an angel. Silly things, but I don't discourage them.
Rather flattering, really.




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:29:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: jooceelove

Why are you not answering the questions laid out to you?

oh what fun (not!) the first 2 questions were answered while the more comprehensive, intellectual questions go unanswered - maybe Jinger is still trying to jump the fence!





Funny how things work out isn't it? I check this forum every 10 seconds until I go to bed. And in the time it takes to sleep and wake up I find I have missed out on several questions!

It makes me look irresponsible. Doesn't it? But a girl has to sleep right?

Oy.

So to answer your question. I was sleeping.




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:30:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

Is this the way to Amarillo? Or not?



Nope. This is the way to oblivion, mostly.
Don't shop at wallmart.




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/16/2007 7:37:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

here goes. what is the most successful decission of your life?

who will be the next president?

what is your prediction for flu season this year?



The most successful decision I ever made was in choosing SUNY New Paltz as my college. It was a gutsy decision too. It was the first and only college I toured, and first and only college I applied to. Supposing I didn't get in? Or worse yet, supposing I was miserable when I got there because it was a crappy school? But I did get in, and it is an excellent school. Furthermore not only was this college fully prepared to give me the art classes I needed...but it offered black studies...and without black studies I would remain thoroughly uninterested in current events. I would remain more close minded then I already am.
...SUNY New Paltz in short was the perfect decision for me. You don't make perfect decisions every day either.


I want Obama to win, what can I say? I can make no promises on that one though.
I think the next president will be a democrat.

I predict that the flu will be exaggerated and overhyped if it spreads (shock, panic, mayhem), and completely ignored if it doesn't.




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