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Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 12:06:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Powerman40

To answer a question with a question does not provide an answer to the question asked that has any meaning to the person posting the question ......so......
I don't have many questions left for you. Sweet dreams and learn to be more direct in your answers to the wonderful questions posted. otherwise, this will die whether you want it to or not.
Last question:
who loves you when you sleep?



I'll keep that in mind, but probably not.

Who DOESN'T love me when I sleep?

That's me answering your question with a question.




FullCircle -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 1:37:54 PM)

1. Can you introduce me to your good friend Kate Blanchett?
2. What month does the zodiac sign of cornbread cover?
3. What is specifically wrong with BBC nature programmes?
4. Jinger means? J=G?




pahunkboy -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 2:15:56 PM)

should i but 1st the bits for the router or the router itself?

[to do doors trim and woodwork]


can I borrowow $10 ?




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 2:32:36 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

1. Can you introduce me to your good friend Kate Blanchett?
2. What month does the zodiac sign of cornbread cover?
3. What is specifically wrong with BBC nature programmes?
4. Jinger means? J=G?
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1. Can you introduce me to your good friend Kate Blanchett? 2. What month does the zodiac sign of cornbread cover? 3. What is specifically wrong with BBC nature programmes? 4. Jinger means? J=G?






1. We've stopped talking ever since I yelled at her a couple months ago. She actually tracked me down online and read a lot of what I wrote about her, and actually confronted me about it. Totally shocked that she would go to such ends I just lost it and told her that she was being a real creep, and a child. I think it would be a touch too awkward at this point, especially seeing as how I don't even want to talk to her anyway. Sorry!

2. Livumber, silly!

3. I don't have anything against the british at all. But I was raised on nature programs, good old Nova and Nature back when they weren't dumbed down. Back when they had really good narrators doing the commentary. I loved those shows and still do, nothing gives me a great childish thrill than watching a good nature documentary sometimes. But then the national science foundation (to name a few) lost a lot of funding from the government, and the nature documentary was lost. With PBS groping for support they reached out to commercial corporations like Nelvana, and then the BBC came. British comedy night wasn't enough, they bought prime time and weekends almost completely. And then came the nature documentaries. At first everyone loved it, Walking With Dinosaurs was new and exciting. But the older I got and the wiser I became in the field of biology the more resentful I became of these. Not only did the pronunciation of certain words bug me (EEvil-ootion...IG-yew-wana-don)...but a lot (and I mean a LOT) of these shows depicted animal behavior that was purely hypothetical to say the least. They were presenting things as fact when the reality is that much of their "fact" was just based on the behavior of a completely different species of animal.
*Gaaasp*
Furthermore they took liberties with the sound design. I can understand dinosaurs, they had to make noises. But a jellyfish several miles beneath the ocean does NOT hum like a UFO. It doesn't jingle or crune. It's a JELLYFISH. It can barely MOVE. A sperm whale does not sound like a walrus when it comes up for air!

Perhaps I have simply seen the wrong BBC documentaries, but I feel the ones I've seen so far pale in comparison to those that I grew up with. But then again, it is better than nothing. I suppose.

4. Back at home I joined an LGBT youth group that had a number of drag queens and kings in it. I became friends with a bunch of them and eventually they began to show me some of the ropes because I was rather interested in drag queening (and yes, I'm very sexy as a girl). I picked it up almost as fast as I picked up biking, and my friends implored me to work with them in a club they performed at. Now I am a confident person but NOT on the stage. I get incredibly nervous, to the point where I am petty much useless. I learned this when I actually did go to the club, exactly twice. I didn't dance, just a lip-synche. And my stage name was "Jinger." I was younger at the time and thought this was very clever because I'm a ginger, but my name starts with a J sooooo...

Yeah. 17 year old wit.




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 2:33:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

should i but 1st the bits for the router or the router itself?

[to do doors trim and woodwork]


can I borrowow $10 ?
quote:

should i but 1st the bits for the router or the router itself? [to do doors trim and woodwork] can I borrowow $10 ?



Not sure I follow you on that first question. Did you mean "buy?"

No you can not burrow 10 dollars. I'm sort of broke right now, I can't afford anything at all.




FullCircle -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 2:50:39 PM)

I’m sorry to hear that you relationship with Kate broke down as it did. I had a similar experience myself; why is it when you try to show your love by reciting poetry to them outside their windows at 2am they get a restraining order against you?

I kind of like the big cat diaries but they are on all the time and it does get a bit repetitive and boring. Springwatch is also good, especially if you like watching owlets eat one another when they get hungry. I do agree that jellyfish probably don’t make that humming UFO noise, not that I’ve heard a UFO making a humming noise either thought. I can’t comment on what a whale sounds like either because I’ve not met one in person but I do think dubbing probably does occur when they mess up the actual recording. I have this film called Latex Abduction and the sound of women moaning under a vacbed is dubbed from another film I have, I hate it when they do that.[8|]




pahunkboy -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 2:59:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jinger


quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

should i but 1st the bits for the router or the router itself?

[to do doors trim and woodwork]


can I borrowow $10 ?
quote:

should i but 1st the bits for the router or the router itself? [to do doors trim and woodwork] can I borrowow $10 ?



Not sure I follow you on that first question. Did you mean "buy?"

No you can not burrow 10 dollars. I'm sort of broke right now, I can't afford anything at all.

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_00917541000P?vName=Tools&keyword=router

- thru ebay. i sorta like the above unit at Sears. bits can be very expensive. so ebay on the bits maybe.




FullCircle -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 3:06:27 PM)

Both the router and the bits if the bits are for the router. Otherwise it is just an expensive fan, no?




RosesHaveThorns -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 3:07:52 PM)

Right. New question. Don't have to answer this if you don't want to.

If you had a choice of no sex/Sexual activities for the rest of your life, or having sex with a walrus, which would you choose?
a) You may select your choice of sex for the walrus.
b) No poking it with a stick. You must have extended physical contact with the walrus.




FullCircle -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 3:10:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RosesHaveThorns
Right. New question. Don't have to answer this if you don't want to.
If you had a choice of no sex/Sexual activities for the rest of your life, or having sex with a walrus, which would you choose?


Thats no way to talk about the wife/husband[:D]




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 4:39:37 PM)

ok, i have a question for the great sub.
how the hell do i make my teen daughter listen and do her chores with out me exploding?  huh, now that is a hard one to answer!!!!

hugs and purrs
kat




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 7:27:33 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RosesHaveThorns

Right. New question. Don't have to answer this if you don't want to.

If you had a choice of no sex/Sexual activities for the rest of your life, or having sex with a walrus, which would you choose?
a) You may select your choice of sex for the walrus.
b) No poking it with a stick. You must have extended physical contact with the walrus.

quote:

how the hell do i make my teen daughter listen and do her chores with out me explodin



I would choose not to have sex or sexual activities for the rest of my life. I would take all that free time and dedicate it to living my life to the fullest, to learning as much as I can and spreading the word, to drawing and creating, to listening and being there for people. I would strive to be better than I was the day before.

Besides, even if I enjoyed walrus sex everyone would make fun of me, it would be humiliating.




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 7:43:39 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72

ok, i have a question for the great sub.
how the hell do i make my teen daughter listen and do her chores with out me exploding?  huh, now that is a hard one to answer!!!!

hugs and purrs
kat



That is a hard one because I've never seen you in the process of raising your daughter. However...

I think an indicator here is the word "make" because when you think about it you really can't make anyone listen if they don't want to. So the question then becomes, why does your daughter not want to listen to you?

Now, I think a lot of teenagers go through a period where they feel they have to break away from their mothers. I think this is especially true with girls. It's certainly true with me, for a long while I couldn't have a civil conversation with my mother.
Part of what made it so hard for me to tolerate her however was the fact that she would become defensive and overreact to everything I did.
You exploding when you try to "make" your daughter do anything, is probably not helping you.

So if you want to know why your daughter won't listen, then find out! Get to know your daughter, because despite the years she's been with you, it's likely she's gone through plenty of drastic changes you aren't aware of.

Now I don't mean for you to interogate her with questions, or stalk her...because that can happen quite easily. But be observant when you're with her, reserve judgement and get to know the whole picture.
The more you know someone the better you can approach them.

Realize that having your daughter know who's boss isn't nearly as important as having your daughter know who is there for them and who isn't.

And in the end, if she likes you (because you can love someone and not like them)...if she feels she can talk to you...then it's likely chores won't be too big a deal anymore.
Remember that in many ways, your daughter is more like you growing up than some brat you hardly know.

"Be excellent to each other!"
-Bill and Ted


In the meantime, try to control your frustration. Stay calm, and above all else, be reasonable.




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 7:45:35 PM)

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how the hell do i make my teen daughter listen and do her chores with out me exploding?



Oh and chores will never be easy. Nobody wants to do chores. Chores stink, you should know that!




mistyeyze -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 8:18:38 PM)

wow!!!  nothing stupid, even randomly, about this answer...as a mother, i am impressed!!!

that being said......

how does one keep a master/slave relationship fun & exciting when the slave is out driving a semi all over the country??





Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 8:50:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mistyeyze

wow!!!  nothing stupid, even randomly, about this answer...as a mother, i am impressed!!!

that being said......

how does one keep a master/slave relationship fun & exciting when the slave is out driving a semi all over the country??


quote:

how does one keep a master/slave relationship fun & exciting when the slave is out driving a semi all over the country??



Go with him and have an adventure.

Or find another sub to replace the other if you're feeling particularly vicious.

I personally would rather eat a bowl of maggots than deal with the stress of long distance relationships. But that is just me.
When you think about it there's not a whooole lot you really can do without crossing some kind of line.

My only other advice would be to somehow invent something that makes your presence known to him constantly, despite you being away.





Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 8:51:54 PM)

Going to bed again. Please leave me questions, I will get to them.
I pretty much know everything, pretty much.




mistyeyze -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 9:19:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jinger


quote:

ORIGINAL: mistyeyze

wow!!!  nothing stupid, even randomly, about this answer...as a mother, i am impressed!!!

that being said......

how does one keep a master/slave relationship fun & exciting when the slave is out driving a semi all over the country??


quote:

how does one keep a master/slave relationship fun & exciting when the slave is out driving a semi all over the country??



Go with him and have an adventure.

Or find another sub to replace the other if you're feeling particularly vicious.

I personally would rather eat a bowl of maggots than deal with the stress of long distance relationships. But that is just me.
When you think about it there's not a whooole lot you really can do without crossing some kind of line.

My only other advice would be to somehow invent something that makes your presence known to him constantly, despite you being away.




ok, i guess that i should have been more clear...i am the slave in question & i am also the truck driver...i need to do this in order to make enough money to retire at some point & he is supporting the decision...but i'm still a worry wart.....




laurell3 -> RE: Ask me anything (10/17/2007 9:26:04 PM)

When he first started this I thought to myself sarcastically what's this skinny 19 yr old guy going to tell these people, and I have to say, I was wrong and I'm impressed.  Jinger's funny, positive and well-written. 

oh yeah...question...(shakes the magic8ball....) Jinger will my current relationship interest work out? 




Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/18/2007 7:08:53 AM)

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ok, i guess that i should have been more clear...i am the slave in question & i am also the truck driver...i need to do this in order to make enough money to retire at some point & he is supporting the decision...but i'm still a worry wart.....



Hummm. Well first of all you should be keeping your eyes on the road. Ho ho!

Again this is tricky, because how do you serve someone who is not there? I personally believe that the answer lies in you and your master talking about it intimately. I could suggest a number of things I suppose, but if they don't relate to your specific relationship (and there's a whole bucket of variation when it comes to BDSM) then my advice is pointless.

So ask him if you haven't already. Ask: how can I serve you through my travels? How can I please you? How can you be there for me along the way?

And if you can, tell him what HE can do, if you can think of it.




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