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batshalom -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 5:30:22 PM)
Six or seven on each tit is as good as a bra.

Raechard -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 5:33:01 PM)
Ahhh, so what was the beaded gold belt for?

batshalom -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 5:35:56 PM)
Its uses are only limited by one's imagination.

Raechard -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 5:39:48 PM)
In my experience beaded things tend to be pulled out of places. Almost magical, a magician could incorporate such a thing into his act.

batshalom -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 5:43:14 PM)
Ah, yes yes, the ol' ass rabbit. I actually prefer the coochie doves though. The feathers are great.

Raechard -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 5:45:25 PM)
I can't argue with that[:D] It's nice when you have an idea of what something means but arn't quite sure.

Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 5:55:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: chellekitty shakes the Jinger-magic-eightball is my cat, Booger, an ocicat? I'd have to see your cat to answer that, but if you think your cat is an ocicat, then it is. Why find out when you can believe it's an ocicat? Not everyone owns an ocicat you know.

Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 6:04:48 PM)
Blah blah blah flirtation suggestion inuendo enticement lechery blah blah blah comeons blah blah blah... Would it be too much to ask it that the posts on this thread remain related to this thread so when I see new posts and go "oh goody, a question" I am not disappointed by the ramblings of some off topic subject relating to Chicago train lines or rubber bands? Of course it is! How pompous! Who then will ask me the inevitable, "Dear Jinger, what is stuck so far up your ass?" And then I'd say something childish like "I don't know I was blindfolded. Ask your mother." Oh the bitter fate of those who's singular highlight of the day can be reacting to questions posted on collarme message boards. Such agony, such dispair. How soon do the quicktempered lose their respect, their credibility, their calm! And how self-centered, the nerve! mumblegrumble

Raechard -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 6:12:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jinger Would it be too much to ask it that the posts on this thread remain related to this thread so when I see new posts and go "oh goody, a question" Yes.

Raechard -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 6:19:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jinger Who then will ask me the inevitable, "Dear Jinger, what is stuck so far up your ass?" And then I'd say something childish like "I don't know I was blindfolded. Ask your mother." I do wish my mother would stop tricking impressionable youngsters into having anal sex with K9s that is very cruel of her[:D].

Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 6:20:33 PM)
quote: Yes. That would be a fine example of a rhetorical question, especially since I immediately answered it myself afterwards. Sillyface.

Raechard -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 6:24:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jinger quote: Yes. That would be a fine example of a rhetorical question, especially since I immediately answered it myself afterwards. Sillyface. Oh I seeeee[:D]

batshalom -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 6:26:16 PM)
You're completely right, Jinger. This is a serious thread and we must remain true to its calling. The more rubber bands I put around one boob, the more the bands squeeze and hurt. It seems like the more squeezing the bands do, the smaller the squeezed and concentrated the area would become, and the bands would eventually slide off. Why does it not work that way?

Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 6:37:51 PM)
quote: You're completely right, Jinger. This is a serious thread and we must remain true to its calling. The more rubber bands I put around one boob, the more the bands squeeze and hurt. It seems like the more squeezing the bands do, the smaller the squeezed and concentrated the area would become, and the bands would eventually slide off. Why does it not work that way? Damn skippy. First we have to take into account the size of the aforementione boob. I would imagine that if the breast is especially small then there is in fact a high risk of the rubberbans sliding off. But the more breast there is, the more to hold onto. Though more pressure is being put on the squeeze area, that area isn't truly getting smaller so much as consolidated. Afterall, breasts aren't cones, or pyramids.

batshalom -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 8:22:49 PM)
Lovely answer, Jinger! Let's continue please. Mercury is in retrograde. When will it be over and what should I watch out for until then?

Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/22/2007 8:34:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: batshalom Lovely answer, Jinger! Let's continue please. Mercury is in retrograde. When will it be over and what should I watch out for until then? I can only assume by mercury you mean mercury pollution? Or did you mean in terms of astrology? Either way, find out more about the fish you're eating. Tilapia is a farm grown fish, and therefore has no deadly chemicals or astrological consequences when you eat it, and it tastes lovely! I'm going to bed, but please keep the questions coming, I will answer them all.

batshalom -> RE: Ask me anything (10/23/2007 6:52:27 AM)
But if I serve farm-raised tilapia to an avid Piscean, won't s/he be insulted?

Jinger -> RE: Ask me anything (10/23/2007 7:00:47 AM)
quote: But if I serve farm-raised tilapia to an avid Piscean, won't s/he be insulted? Just tell them that the fish is a mystery in all its guises and they'll be fine.

batshalom -> RE: Ask me anything (10/23/2007 7:29:15 AM)
So now not only do I have to cook the fish, I have to disguise it too? When will the nightmare end??

Pernicious -> RE: Ask me anything (10/23/2007 7:38:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jinger I will make an attempt at answering any question you have for me. When was the last time you cried and for what reason?

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