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sappatoti -> Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 10:25:01 AM)
Greetings all. Lately, there's been a number of "auctions" of CollarChat people around here, all started by others for various reasons. Well, I've decided to start yet another one of these "sales," quite simply because I can. So... Up for your consideration is divi, an extremely flirtatious gal. She's from the NYC area, so she's full of attitude...she'll definitely be all you can handle. As her friend, I'm finding that she's simply too much for most to handle and am helpin her in finding someone who will appreciate her uniqueness. So, if you're up for a challenge, please make a bid. Here's how this will work. You make the bid and I will be the sole arbiter of it's worth relative to the other bids. Private bids and bribes sent to my CollarMe mail box will be accepted and considered, but will not be posted. All bids will be accepted until 11 PM Eastern Time, Friday, 26 October 2007. The winner will be announced shortly after the close of bidding and after I've had a chance to consider all of the bids; but no later than Noon Eastern Time, Saturday, 27 October 2007. Good luck to you all (especially, I think, to the winner) and happy bidding!

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 10:49:23 AM)
IT seems as tho dive and I used to chat when she had another handle maybe, not sure but yes she is a sassy fun one I bid 500 shekels,,I don't know what the exchange rate is at the moment but sure they are more then us greenbacks...bounty

sappatoti -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 11:09:21 AM)
Thank you Bounty. Thanks also go to the private bidder who promised me "the best damned tantric massage you'll ever get." Hmmm... it has been quite a while since...

beargonewild -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 11:16:18 AM)
I'd bid my soul but don't think it has any value left to it.

sappatoti -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 11:21:38 AM)
Aww... bear... you're priceless. And no, I won't accept souls as a valid bid; I'm not a soul-seeker. I'm sure, though, divi will appreciate and hold that thought near to her heart.

divi -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 11:25:59 AM)
* blushes * and hugs up the much too sweet bear.. squeezes him ever so hard... plants a kiss on his soft cheek

divi -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 11:44:54 AM)
mmmm a tantric massage ... hmmm sap did they say how long hehe and whoooooooooo??? And shekles ???? fans myself

sappatoti -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 12:06:52 PM)
Well, dear divi, I cannot say just who that private bidder was... private, you understand. But, the tantric massage was intended for me, the auctioneer. That's about all I will say on that particular bid... [;)]

divi -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 12:09:13 PM)
grins.. okay pimp daddy lol... make sure he is cute !!

sappatoti -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 12:12:01 PM)
What makes you think that private bid was from a man?

divi -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 12:15:46 PM)
sees LaT... knowing she wouldnt have to pay for me lol oops that was outloud

LaTigresse -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 12:35:14 PM)
OMG I just placed that humongous bid for nothing???? Do I get a refund and STILL get to keep the merchandise? divi.........TO THE FARM!

sappatoti -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 12:58:46 PM)
With that, I think it's time for an update on the bids. Bids accepted thus far: ~ Bounty offered 500 shekels... ~ A private bidder offered the auctioneer a tantric massage... ~ A private bidder offered a rather exorbitant sum of money... Anyone else? Divi's an exceptional woman who would certainly spice up anyone's life. [:)]

ItsAllMine -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 2:05:29 PM)
* busy consulting with various social planners, advisors and investment personnel before making a proper offer...

LaTigresse -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 2:08:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: divi sees LaT... knowing she wouldnt have to pay for me lol oops that was outloud Ahem! I believe this right here makes any and all following bids, null and void. I WIN!!

thornhappy -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 3:28:12 PM)
... only because I'm out of zebras! thornhappy

domiguy -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 5:49:05 PM)
A little tapped out at the moment.....But I deserve something nice....Anywhoooo, I've had my eye on getting myself a little treat........ http://blogs.chron.com/whitehouse/archives/peeps.jpg Quite a decision....divi or peeps?.....divi or peeps? I would think that it would take about fifteen minutes to consume a box of peeps....Half hour tops if they are a little stale....Then they would be gone......Or....Purchase divi, do what ever I want with her....And then she would still be here......Hmmmmm....That actually makes the decision quite a bit easier....Dontcha just love peeps?

sappatoti -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 6:01:13 PM)
Well DG... I don't think you could handle divi. I mean, peeps just sit there looking all cute and sweet, and when it comes time to eat them, they are quiet and don't kick up any fuss. Divi, on the other hand... well... let's just say that I doubt she'll be quiet and still. ;)

domiguy -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 6:15:59 PM)
I have chunks of chicks like divi in my stool.....Although the kid does have some spunk....Mostly on her chin....Just look at them....... http://blogs.chron.com/whitehouse/archives/peeps.jpg They look so innocent....So sweet and delicious....Their marshmallowness allows for a certain elasticity.....They posses every attribute that divi is lacking.

GhitaAmati -> RE: Up Next on the Block... divi (10/24/2007 6:32:45 PM)
I bid 1 million rubles, a years worth of construction services, and two kittens for divi....and Ill throw in a bag of reeses that I bought for Angel but cant afford to ship to Austrailia right now.... (if I lose you still have to take the kittens ok)

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