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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 3/27/2004 9:51:35 AM

topcat

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This very hot Asian domme in San Francisco

Hmmm.... was her name Miro? or Miko? something like that? Around 89-90?

It sounds like someone I knew in SF -very nice, actually a very skilled top, but Mad as a hatter.

stay warm,

Lawrence

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 3/27/2004 10:24:02 AM

sarbonn

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No, neither of those names are close to hers. She was exotically attractive. Mad as a hatter sure did describe her though, so maybe she was using different names.

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 3/29/2004 6:33:31 AM

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ORIGINAL: LrdSatyr8

Ok... I wanna know from all the women... what are the worst comon lines you've received from trolls trying to get your attentions in a message or PM... we all know about "On your Knees Bitch" or the ever popular "Kneel Slave"... what kind of stupid troll messages have you received?

-=> Master Satyr! <=-

Yaaaay, my very own CollarME troll

'I'm going to spread those legs of yours past your ears'

I've never been trolled by a chiropractor before. *cough*

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 3/29/2004 6:43:33 AM

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londonswitch, welcome back!

it never ceases to amaze me the amount of trolls there are....just yesterday i had to block, for the first time ever, a collarme.com user! unfortunate, but true...

hm, otherwise, i have no new troll messages, but then the day has just begun!

~rain~

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 3/29/2004 6:56:26 AM

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Thank you Rain. I have been working like a slave, of the endless tedium under a hot monitor variety. It's great to be back.

>>>toddles off to look at the new switch forums.

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1st Collarme Troll Message - 4/11/2004 10:20:47 AM

BlackGoddess

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I suggest that you come to Dallas, Texas for a weekend visit, so that a Superior WHITE Dominant Master can show you your True Place in Life.

NO Man Should ever have to submit to someone that looks like you do.

Master Odin

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First of all, did he not read that I am a Domme? or was he trying to "put Me down"? Second, if he is not into Black Women, why bother sending Me a message? Third, the pic on his profile won't win any beauty contests, yet he is talking about how I look.

I think this "Master" has some issues bigtime. Trolls: gotta love 'em.

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RE: 1st Collarme Troll Message - 4/11/2004 10:39:09 AM

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Funny, Master Odin recently added me as a favorite, yet he has never once mailed me.

Maybe he is stalking Dominant women in hopes one will show him his true servile self.

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RE: 1st Collarme Troll Message - 4/11/2004 11:20:55 AM

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"From your profile I gather that you are short and busty. Would love to see urine drip from your nipples."

WHAT????

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RE: 1st Collarme Troll Message - 4/11/2004 11:50:05 AM

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I blocked after sending a semi-nasty message. I almost want to know what he said. But then again, I don't need to waste My time on Dom-wannabees

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RE: 1st Collarme Troll Message - 4/11/2004 1:32:26 PM

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It seems safe to say that with some exceptions, anyone with " Master " in their nick is definitely not one. Just my opinion.

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 4/12/2004 1:47:42 PM

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Hmmmm....I am of the opinion that many people here are a bit harsh regarding this subject in general. Certainly we all receive some pretty ridiculous email, but that's what you get for putting yourself on such a highly public forum. More wheat means more chaff. If you don't like someone's email, delete it. If they persist, block them.

This thread started out in an interesting manner, but when people began posting whole letters from people, I believe it descended into one of those whines like whether someone leaves the toilet seat up or down. Yes, people send "generic" mail and "form letters", but the two posted here seem generally harmless -- the one posted by sub4hire borders on dumb, but not as outrageous as many my sub friends receive.

In general, what do people expect? Stats on personals sites, even in the vanilla world, show that fewer than 1% of male letters to females are replied to at all, so it seems natural that people who write long missives that go unreplied will sooner or later just try a "shotgun" approach because they feel like they are wasting their time when they know most of their mail will never even get a response at all no matter what they write. Is a "shotgun" approach any better? Probably not, as it would seem that if you write something intelligent and get nothing back you aren't going to get any better results with lesser methods, but can you blame these people for trying? We all know there is no perfect formula for meeting someone so that means lots of mail and lots of approaches -- some brilliant and some stupid, most just uninteresting.

Yes, I am well aware that women of any description get flooded with mail, but again, is this a surprise? We all know how this process works and that means everyone gets the whole sweet Bell Curve of responses. Ultimately, all these guys are doing is looking for someone and as long as they are neither crude nor disrespectful it seems that slamming them, regardless of the sophistication of their approach, seems needlessly catty and childish.

Just my two cents.

John

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 4/13/2004 6:19:33 AM

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would mention similar interests be considered "trollish", kinda like if your surfing through the profiles, and you and the one your looking at share interests, would it be wise to bring them up, or start with something more benign?

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RE: 1st Collarme Troll Message - 4/13/2004 3:45:41 PM

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Is it a Dom "thing" to look at Domme profiles. I'm a submissive male, so I have a reason. However one dominant male has insisted he has read more Domme profiles than me. At first I thought that was just arrogance, but is that a real Dom thing?

Sheesh. I don't poach in the submissive females, can't I get a little less competition?

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RE: 1st Collarme Troll Message - 4/13/2004 8:18:38 PM

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Is it a Dom "thing" to look at Domme profiles

I love to read all kinds of profiles and journals. I find it very entertaining, sometimes eductional, and occassionally one will even make me horny

. I loved one i read a few nights ago: Master in CA. A journal i especially enjoy is Arykus in WA because he has been writing from Iraq. If anyone else has some favorites i would be interested. Thanks.

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RE: 1st Collarme Troll Message - 4/13/2004 8:34:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: iwillserveu
However one dominant male has insisted he has read more Domme profiles than me.

Lair, Liar your pants are on fire, LOL

Inyouagain

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RE: 1st Collarme Troll Message - 4/13/2004 8:41:15 PM

BlackGoddess

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I wouldn't call it a Dom thing, just a curious thing. I'm not into females but sometimes I look at the female ads, just to see. I look at some Doms' ads just to see what they are looking for.

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RE: 1st Collarme Troll Message - 5/12/2004 7:05:25 AM

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Got a good one this morning via yahoo IM:

Wow, you're sexy! (i have some vanilla pics on another website) Feel like messing around? I'm pretty handsome.

LMAO- ohhhhhhh yes, would love to fuck a complete stranger, thanks! (give me a break!)

~rain~

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RE: 1st Collarme Troll Message - 5/12/2004 8:20:30 AM

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ORIGINAL: rain

Got a good one this morning via yahoo IM:

Wow, you're sexy! (i have some vanilla pics on another website) Feel like messing around? I'm pretty handsome.

rain,

I think his message is charmingly ignorant and quite funny. And the IM is complimentary. Don't be too hard on the poor guy; he can't help it if he's not Estring!

January

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RE: 1st Collarme Troll Message - 5/12/2004 10:47:42 AM

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Don't be too hard on the poor guy; he can't help it if he's not Estring!

LMAO!!! love it. Not every guy looks like Estring or Lawrence

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/12/2004 1:22:42 PM

indigo302

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Oh where to start -

1. What are you wearing? - Why high heels and a teddy of course. Don't we all dress this way to go online?
2. Describe yourself. To which I usually answer " I am intelligent creative, witty, fun, compassionate and cute" I don't understand why they stop talking to me <g>
3. Are you home alone? - No my big burly husband is sitting here with me ( I am seperated)
4. When did you masturbate last? - A couple of years ago. I'm not really into sex.
5. Hello slut! - I'm sure they aren't speaking to me....how could they know this without having spoken to me before? <g>
6. What are you into? - I'm into reading, writing and collecting 'tiggers', you? OR Intelligent creative witty dominant men.

And the last, though it's not a come on...it's one of my pet peeves...

"Yes, I am a bbw"
" Well, I don't mind that as long as you keep yourself clean"

Hello, since when does being a large sexy woman equate with being unclean??????

indi

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