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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/12/2004 4:13:58 PM   
iwillserveu


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1. What are you wearing? - Why high heels and a teddy of course. Don't we all dress this way to go online?


I do. I always wear heels to go on line. (To explain the joke, I'm male and not into cross dressing.)

This post is incase you don't know.

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/12/2004 4:15:54 PM   
Estring


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Status: offline 		So why do you always wear heels when you go online?

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/12/2004 4:18:56 PM   
iwillserveu


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Status: offline 		It makes me feel pretty!

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/12/2004 11:10:36 PM   
Thanatosian


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quote:

It makes me feel pretty!


Anyone else have the lyrics to I Feel Pretty running through their heads after reading this??

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/14/2004 2:02:15 AM   
kirameaMW


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Status: offline 		A couple of years ago, i had a guy IM me and ask me to sit on him and smother him. When i told him i was a sub and not a Domme, he then asked me if i knew any Dommes that would do that.

Another IM i received after i moved to Virginia to be with Master was from a guy that saw my profile on bondage.com. He "claimed" he read my profile, and asked if i needed another slave. i reminded him that i WAS the slave, so he asked me if Master wanted another slave. i gave him Master's screen name so he could discuss it with Him. When Master asked him if his wife knew about him looking, he told Master "no, and if she found out she would probably kill me".

An email i got on my bondage.com profile told me he looked at my profile and decided i would be perfect for his "white" girlfriend (he was black, which makes no matter to me). He kept going on and on about how she was looking for her first bi experience, and they decided i was the one to do it. He then told me that they were going to be in town that weekend (it was Wednesday when he sent the email), and wanted to hook up then.

i can't even start to tell you all of the IM's, emails, and real life conversations i get from men looking for women to Dom them. They either don't read my profile, or they state that they know i'm a slave, but could i do it just this one time.... In the real life conversations they will keep on and on telling me why i should make this one exception. Luckily i have Master now, and i just refer them to Him. That usually shuts them up.

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/14/2004 5:23:07 AM   
1classy1


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Status: offline 		Top Ten? Only Ten?...lol Well, I like to think the east coast is a safer place, as I have met just about every wannabe out there! Here are a couple of situations I have encountered.

1. D: I've been in the lifestyle for 20 years. (me)...What toys do You have in Your possession? D: None, I can't have any cause of my children.

2. D: I've been active for 12 years, what are Your limits? (me): No kids, blood, scat, breathe play, maiming or branding. D: What's scat?

3. D: I used to play in NYC 20 years ago, yes, I'm VERY experienced. After He tried to warm me up with MY cat, and quirt, I called the scene. I later found out that He was 'trying his hands at being a Dom".

4. D: Don't meet me for dinner, if Your not going to fuck me. (me)...Don't bother making a reservation then!

5. D: I am experienced, and I have a single tail. (me)...What other 'toys' do You have? D: None, all I need is my single tail. (me)...then how do You warm up the 'sub'ject? D: Warmup?

It takes all kinds...and if half of the people were honest and upfront, about their skill level, I would gladly network them to One with experience, that would mentor them. So sad indeed!

Warmly,

classy1

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/14/2004 8:18:17 AM   
Sinergy


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Status: offline 		This thread reminds me of an old joke.

A man and a woman are both unhappily married because their partners are not kinky. So the two of them end up meeting at a singles bar and discuss it for a while, and then adjourn to her place to do their kink stuff. After kissing for a while, she goes into the bedroom to slip into something more comfortable, and asks him to get more comfortable as well. Comes out a few minutes later all decked out in leather finery ready to play. He is standing looking a trifle guilty next to the door fully dressed.

She looks at him and says "Well, are you ready to get kinky?"

He looks back at her and says "I crapped on the sofa, ate your goldfish, screwed the cat, so I am outta here." And he leaves, kink satisfied.

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/29/2004 7:36:17 PM   
domincharge


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Status: offline 		A switch female friend of mine once got a first ever e mail from a guy two states away. The only line was that he wanted to "duct tape you naked to a bar stool and beat your ass bloody." And they say there are no gentlemen now a days!

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/29/2004 8:10:27 PM   
Sinergy


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Status: offline 		Hello,

Well, I have had others call me a Dom, and I initially looked at profiles of male Dominants hoping to learn something about the lifestyle. I stopped doing it for two reasons.

1) I found it depressing what some others of my gender think will be attractive to others, and it made me wonder if this sort of thing was what female subs really looked for.

2) Pictures of men's erect penises doesnt interest me, and this seems to be one of the favorite things for male Doms to post.

I do read Domme profiles, but I seldom respond to them because I am not interested in switching teams and those I know in real life are almost harassed by potential suitors.

Sinergy

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/29/2004 8:11:25 PM   
Sinergy


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quote:

A switch female friend of mine once got a first ever e mail from a guy two states away. The only line was that he wanted to "duct tape you naked to a bar stool and beat your ass bloody." And they say there are no gentlemen now a days!


My comment would be "Who says romance is dead!"

Sinergy

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/30/2004 9:10:34 AM   
bluesice


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Status: offline 		here are a few funny ones..... http://www.geocities.com/witchietaitai/funny.html

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/30/2004 9:15:47 AM   
bluesice


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Status: offline 		LOL..........
You're a submissive, so bow down even if we never actually did any talking or, heaven forbid, touched each other. Since you are a submissive male, you are stupid anyway. So you'll send me a 1000$ slave toll in advance just to make sure I get my bills paid, and if you really want ME to touch YOU, you should be more than willing to pay."

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/30/2004 12:14:15 PM   
proudsub


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quote:

here are a few funny ones..... http://www.geocities.com/witchietaitai/funny.html


OMG those are great and i've only read the first page. I love the big ass one LOL. And what the heck is a "custodybelt"? LOL

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/30/2004 1:22:27 PM   
Estring


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Status: offline 		I get tired of the messages from subs that just say: Hello...smiles softly.
But damn if they don't work.

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/30/2004 2:10:13 PM   
dixiedumpling


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here are a few funny ones..... http://www.geocities.com/witchietaitai/funny.html


Don't you wish they still taught spelling in school?

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 5/31/2004 9:49:38 PM   
ShadeDiva


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Estring
I get tired of the messages from subs that just say: Hello...smiles softly.
But damn if they don't work.

LOL

I always respond with a smirks hard.

If they do a <bows> Hello

Then I just *have* to respond with a <ribbons> Hiyas!

Sadly most of them don't get it. LOL!

Same for the <lakers> in response to the <ponders> or the <mars bar> in response to the <snickers> ... sadly for most folks it just blows past their heads. lolol

Ah well, that's the price of being a literal smartass LOL.

Yeahyeahyeah, I know it's better than being a dumbass. lol

~ShadeDiva

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 6/4/2004 9:29:14 PM   
BlackGoddess


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShadeDiva


I always respond with a smirks hard.

If they do a <bows> Hello

Then I just *have* to respond with a <ribbons> Hiyas!

Sadly most of them don't get it. LOL!

Same for the <lakers> in response to the <ponders> or the <mars bar> in response to the <snickers> ... sadly for most folks it just blows past their heads. lolol

Ah well, that's the price of being a literal smartass LOL.

Yeahyeahyeah, I know it's better than being a dumbass. lol

~ShadeDiva


ROFL

ok, I admit, I didn't get the <ribbons> at first until I read the rest!

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 6/5/2004 6:24:33 PM   
angelthighhighs


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Status: offline 		i had one ask me today for me to write to him and tell him why i'm worthy to be his sub?

another one i had was bend over i want to fuck your ass... told him he should bend over because he was the ass. i know, i know not very submissive of me. sighs... i guess i need to go back to subbie school.

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 6/5/2004 6:29:14 PM   
Estring


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Status: offline 		angel, strut around in those thigh highs and all is forgiven.

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RE: Top Ten Troll messages - 6/7/2004 7:49:54 AM   
utellmehow


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Status: offline 		Not Quite a Troll, but close enough. My first Message on this Net was from a user who shall remain nameless for the time being. I am a male, and my profile specificly stated that not only am I not having sex currently, Im not looking to either,that I am simply interested and that this was a great resource for my work (writer). I thought it was plain.
However: this Email immeditaly began "Explaining" to me that "if your looking for a lover and friend your on the wrong site." and that I should "delete the account" and go to "Go to adultfriendfinder for your sexpartner. It also told me that I would be recieving many Emails calling me stupid and an "assh*le". Now, Call me cooky, but Ive since gotten many posts from friendly open folks directing me right where I needed to go, and am learning at light speed. So remember folks, there are not only Trolls , but Trollettes. Lets hope they are few and far between.

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