TheMsScarlet -> RE: MsScarlett and the xenophobic English........ (10/29/2007 8:41:42 AM)
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OMG - I thought I was the only one cruel enough to do this! Vevey rail station in Switzerland has a long underground tunnel that you walk along until you find the slope up to your platform. I could hear them even before I entered the tunnel "Where the hell is the train for Paris? You'd think there'd be signs here, God damn armpit of a country etc, etc, " They were a walking stereotype, from her cloth souwester to his raincoat and plaid pants. They saw me, the only person there, and homed in on me"You, you there. Girl. Where's the train for Paris?" This awful, overbearing man yelled into my face. I gave the classic Gaelic shrug and replied "Je suis navre Monsiuer, je ne connais pas." (I'm sorry sir, I don't know) "Paris!" he yelled louder. "Paris" "Je ne comprend pas Monsieur, je suis desolet." - (I don't understand, I'm very sorry.) Honest to God I was standing under the biggest sign you've ever seen saying Paris, Platform whatever it was in 3 languages. Needless to say he went off ranting about God damn foreigners, why can't someone in this God forsaken country speak English". I suspect, if he'd come up to me politely, failed to call me "girl" and just been nicer I'd have been delighted to point out the way to the train. But then I have also suffered the reverse end of the "if we speak louder they'll understand". When my Swiss/French was incomplete I worked in a small cafe in a local village in Switzerland. A woman came in one day and asked for a "tranche" of something. My brain went numb and my intelligence ran away and hid. I asked her politely, in French, to repeat herself as I had not understood her, and she shouted, loudly, as though I was deaf. A sweet old ex-pat tugged my sleeve and pointed out that a tranche was a slice, for which I was very grateful. quote:
ORIGINAL: joanus I have to agree the Brits aren't so bad, and it sound more like she was talking about the Americans. Now America tourists are reall assholes I mean if your going to travel to a foreign counrty dont whine, who chose to go there now like oit or lump it. Reminds me of a funny story. So I was in Tokyo (my home town) And this lost group of Americans where walking around bitching about how noone spoke english (most of them due they just didn't want to deal with whiny tourists) and one of them spotted me. I'm indistinguishable from a born and rasied American even though I'm half Japanese, so this guy come right up to me and yell in my face. "Thank God we finally found some one in this God awfull hole who speaks english." This pissed me off, never insult my home town or country. "Can you tell us how to get to ..... we've been lost for hours." I looked him right in the eye and said "Wakalimasen." Which basicly means; I dont understand. "ENGLISH! DOESN'T ANY ONE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE?"He screamed at me, to which I replied; "Watashi wa eigo ga wakalimasen." Which mean I don't understand english. They all moaned and left, once out of sight I and the people who had been watching started cracking up. The lesson here is if your not in America or some other country whos native language is english don't expect to find many people who speak english.
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