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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/8/2007 9:37:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation
I have always thought it was because i think many women (and no not all, so please do not flame me) can be out and out bitches, jealous, under handed and quite nasty. A lot of my female friends have, and excuse my french fucked me over big style.  I just don't find that with my male friends.
 
 
I agree with you.  I prefer NOT to work with women [my own age is the WORST - 20s and early 30s], a supervisor or one of 2 other ladies, we don't have to be around eachother all day, I am fine; but at my last assignment [I do temp work], {pulls hair out}, they were freaking gossips, catty, bitchy, they talked about clothes, and hair, and 'reality' {gags} tv shows like they were real life.  They were backstabbing, jealous, rude, vindictive - I was let go 2 weeks BEFORE my contract was up, I found out why recently, the other 'girls' said I was 'not being kind' to them {insert puking noises here}; in otherwords, I made them LOOK bad. They guys at the other locations and a few at that one called the 'other' girls I worked with 'hens' and referened to the office as the 'hen house' - I was excluded from the negative conotation since I wasn't like 'them.'
 
With my guy friends and male co-workers, its completly different; very low key, things get done, none of that other crap.  Personally, I found in recent months and especially recent days I have leaned MORE on my guy friends than I have any female frineds; hell, most of my female friends still think I'm in a relationship; I turned to my bestfriend [a guy] moments after the [mutual] breakup.  
 
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So can it really be that my judgement of females is just so out of synch with that of males?

 
I think your judgement is based on your experiences [and evidently mine are right with yours]; we form our opinions based on our experiences and we carry that with us, in time those can change, doesn't always happen, but it can. Until that [possibly] happens, I am more than happy to have more male friends than I do female friends, and they few women I count as friends, I treasure them that much more.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/8/2007 9:46:06 AM   
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Seems to me that if a guy is attracted to a girl, the worst thing he can do is get himself placed into her friends category.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/8/2007 9:56:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		I have the exact same thing. Hardly any female friends, and since I got all "happy-go-lucky" and met my Man, I realize that my stricly friends fancy me. A highly frustrating thing.
On the other hand I can comfort myself with knwoing that I have always been 100% straight with my friends, letting them know I was not looking for romance with them.

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Was thinking about friends this evening and realised i have more male friends than i do women. Now this in itself was no big shock to me but i did begin to wonder why !?!

I have always thought it was because i think many women (and no not all, so please do not flame me) can be out and out bitches, jealous, under handed and quite nasty. A lot of my female friends have, and excuse my french fucked me over big style. I just don't find that with my male friends.

I guess you could say pick better friends but i have never had the same problem with my male friends. So can it really be that my judgement of females is just so out of synch with that of males?

Apparently not, according to them (the male friends) i can manipulate them with my sex, being female. I've honestly always thought that my male friends were just my friends and that was it. Pretty much like my girlie friends. Seems that isnt so!! To my surprise most of my male friends also fancy me. They say it's very rare to find a 100% platonic relationship between a man and woman. Is it?

They also say that fancying your friend changes the dynamics. That as my friend they sometimes want to argue points with me, but as someone who fa

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/8/2007 12:44:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: subfever

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Seems to me that if a guy is attracted to a girl, the worst thing he can do is get himself placed into her friends category.



True...that is the "kiss of death" when you are trying to get into her pants

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/8/2007 1:07:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

 
...I prefer NOT to work with women ...  at my last assignment ...  they were freaking gossips, catty, bitchy, they talked about clothes, and hair, and 'reality' {gags} tv shows like they were real life.  They were backstabbing, jealous, rude, vindictive...   




My daughters (both early 20's) tell me the same thing, and have far more male friends than female. Must be their upbringing...

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/8/2007 1:12:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

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ORIGINAL: missturbation
I have always thought it was because i think many women (and no not all, so please do not flame me) can be out and out bitches, jealous, under handed and quite nasty. A lot of my female friends have, and excuse my french fucked me over big style.  I just don't find that with my male friends.
 
 
I agree with you.  I prefer NOT to work with women [my own age is the WORST - 20s and early 30s], a supervisor or one of 2 other ladies, we don't have to be around eachother all day, I am fine; but at my last assignment [I do temp work], {pulls hair out}, they were freaking gossips, catty, bitchy, they talked about clothes, and hair, and 'reality' {gags} tv shows like they were real life.  They were backstabbing, jealous, rude, vindictive - I was let go 2 weeks BEFORE my contract was up, I found out why recently, the other 'girls' said I was 'not being kind' to them {insert puking noises here}; in otherwords, I made them LOOK bad. They guys at the other locations and a few at that one called the 'other' girls I worked with 'hens' and referened to the office as the 'hen house' - I was excluded from the negative conotation since I wasn't like 'them.'
 
With my guy friends and male co-workers, its completly different; very low key, things get done, none of that other crap.  Personally, I found in recent months and especially recent days I have leaned MORE on my guy friends than I have any female frineds; hell, most of my female friends still think I'm in a relationship; I turned to my bestfriend [a guy] moments after the [mutual] breakup.  
 


And this is why we tear their clothes off, throw them around, clap them in chains, tell them to shut the fuck up and beat the shit outta them, get all them devils out.

Then they are fairly pleasant little creatures.

Ron

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/8/2007 1:22:00 PM   
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Innocentyoungsub : I dunno, the observations about men are just kinda humorous to me. 

Do you disagree with them?
 
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missturbation:
I know...so the next time you are in California knock me up.
thompson

I was kinda hoping you'd knock me up
 
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Crush:
It's simple...guys are simple beings.   Eat, sex, sleep, sex, sports, sex....see the theme?

I do and it got me thinking what my theme would be!!
Sex, shoes, a good beating, work, a good beating, lingerie, sex, shoes, sex, clothes, sex, sex.
Not so different really lol.
 

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ORIGINAL: missturbation
But i'm still handy when you need a fuck yeah?



I can go with that.

(Now that I think about it....I can always go with that).

Erm the next available appointment is 23rd december 2008 and that would only be a twenty minute slot
 
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sohott : is it truly better to be a big fish in a little pond..? i.e. shooting fish in a barrel (a woman just hanging out with men) or is it just easier..?

I'm well and truly confused.
 
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treasureky : I realize it is the correct plural form of "penis", but penises just looks funny.  I think it should be peni. 

I agree
 
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joanus : You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

My ex used to pick my nose and eat it.
 
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northern gent: No. I never consider women with a lust for shoes.

Ooh a male friend who would not want to get in my pants. Ill get the first round in
 
Slaverosebeauty, i have to say in my opinion there is nothing worse than a female boss.
 
Subfever, sounds about right lol.
 
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mnottertail: Then they are fairly pleasant little creatures.

Some, not all. Also what happens when they are dommes and out and out bitches. I've met a few of them?






 
 



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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/8/2007 3:59:36 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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ORIGINAL: subfever
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ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty
 
...I prefer NOT to work with women ...  at my last assignment ...  they were freaking gossips, catty, bitchy, they talked about clothes, and hair, and 'reality' {gags} tv shows like they were real life.  They were backstabbing, jealous, rude, vindictive...   



My daughters (both early 20's) tell me the same thing, and have far more male friends than female. Must be their upbringing...



My office called me after I posted this [ironic] and asked if I would be willing to go into an office I was at before, only 2 women [if I accept, I would be the 3rd] and about 8 or 9 men. The 'boss' is a man I have known for years and the other 2 ladies are my mother's age and sweethearts; my other choice which pays more, is to go to an office with a bunch of 20somethings who from the way my supervisor was talking I would be wanting to hang within the first few days.  Guess where I will be come Dec.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/8/2007 6:16:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation
 
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missturbation:
I know...so the next time you are in California knock me up.
thompson

I was kinda hoping you'd knock me up

missturbation:
Should I ever get to England your hopes would be fulfilled.
thompson

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/8/2007 7:37:11 PM   
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Chris Rock has a great routine about this very subject.
He calls the non-sexual male friends of women, "dick under glass",
just break the glass if you need some dick.
 

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/9/2007 6:42:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: thompsonx

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ORIGINAL: missturbation
 
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missturbation:
I know...so the next time you are in California knock me up.
thompson

I was kinda hoping you'd knock me up

missturbation:
Should I ever get to England your hopes would be fulfilled.
thompson


Woo hoo - hurry

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/9/2007 6:43:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Fast reply -
 
Chris Rock has a great routine about this very subject.
He calls the non-sexual male friends of women, "dick under glass",
just break the glass if you need some dick.
 


Lol, i like that.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/9/2007 6:56:29 AM   
youngsubgeoff


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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/9/2007 6:56:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: thompsonx

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ORIGINAL: missturbation
 
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missturbation:
I know...so the next time you are in California knock me up.
thompson

I was kinda hoping you'd knock me up

missturbation:
Should I ever get to England your hopes would be fulfilled.
thompson


Woo hoo - hurry

missturbation:
I will need your number.
thompson

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/9/2007 7:24:03 AM   
freyjasdottir


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Status: offline 		I'm friends with mainly males and last year I found out that yes they all did want to do me .  But, then I am friends with most of my exes so that may be why.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/9/2007 7:48:14 AM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		with woman there are shades of gray. hence 'hello" can mean 12-20 different things. "do what you want to do" can mean life or death and not what it says.  i get along with anybody. tho woman can be easier to talk to as they are very perceptive.

ild say my friends are 60%-40 [60 female]

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/9/2007 7:54:30 AM   
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Agreed. Or cactii. Or peniseseses.


both are prickly.  hehe i couldnt resist.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/9/2007 8:04:21 AM   
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tho- then in the name of budget a force wanted me out-= which was a huge fight- partly since the person who signed the contract passed away.  so interpretation of it was foggy at best.   this was a 501c [or 503??]
anyhow anyone working nonprofits has a loose screw.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/9/2007 8:13:46 AM   
BOUNTYHUNTER


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Status: offline 		I have lots of females friend and yes a few with benfits...I find women and men treat friendship in a different light.Men think yeah shes nice but I would like to get in her pants,Women on other hand says Hes nice some one I can talk to without all the sexual bullshit...Not to high jack the thread but how many of your male counterparts have name their "Best friend"...

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/9/2007 8:37:11 AM   
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missturbation:
I will need your number.
thompson


My number is 077838................
Lol, you can have my number anytime.
I wonder if anyone would have called should i have finished the number off?
Probably not lol


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