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LadySonelle -> Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 6:47:11 PM)
Again I have had to discourage a slave who wanted desperately to become my live in 24/7 slave. Sorry, Friend it's not happening. Here are a few guidelines to go by: 1. "I'm willing to relocate from East BumFukistan RIGHT NOW!" No you're not. If I had a doime for every slave from anothe country who promised he'd come here to live with Me... I'd be richer than Bill Gates. Listen, a Mistress (or Master) seeking a live-in slave is NOT a one way ticket out of lower Slobbovia to the gold paved streets of the US of A! To come here you have to have a JOB lined up and a place to LIVE and believe Me, slave Ivan Awfulitch, My spare bedroom is NOT it! I can't AFFORD to feed, clothe house you while you fight with Americans for the last job flipping burgers as you perfect your English! 2. I want to tongue worship your body day and night! Forget it! I have a life beyond being a tonguetarget for a horny slaveboi! I am NOT your 24/7 Lollipop! Not only would it be hellishly boring, but I would end up chapped in places I don't like having to slather with salve and you would have the Mother Of All Cricks in your neck. Go buy a Dreamcicle and glue some hair on it. 3. plEsa mistesrs, i am a good slavr and i what to be yourse. Darling, you need all three of your braincells to enable you to continue breathing without assistance! Don't waste any on proofreading or you may suffocate. Since your condition is so extreme, I couldn't dream of enslaving you and causing further harm to what seems at best a marginal organism clinging to life! 4. Yo, cn U b my Mistres i want 2 b ur slav. Sorry d00d, I don't speak /337 and don't care to learn, even for a flash haXXor like yours... excuse Me, urslef. What does it take to become My 24/7? here is a checklist. 1. Be employed or employable! This will tie in with #4 on the list. 2. Show Me your BEST writing, not your worst! Make an EFFORT! 3. Don't plan on relocating instantly! Don't be needy! 4. if you move to My area GET A JOB! 5. If you move to My area, GET your OWN place to live first! Once you are established, THEN we will talk about daily service! I am NOT going to feed you, clothe you, put a roof over your head, chase away your creditors or ex-whatevers! Remember, slaves, when you tell a Mistress that you are willing to leave your own place, move to wherever, at the drop of a handcuff, walk away from your own life.... the signal you are sending is "I have failed in my own place, let me fuck up anew in yours!" Sorry, but I'm NOT that desperate for a slave! Slaves interested in living near Me and coming in daily for attention may well get it and then some! Move into the apartment building in which I am residing and we will play as often as we both agree is fun! Currently My baby submissive and I play or see each other about once a week and talk daily in IM. We go to Munches and play parties every month and he gets a lot of personal attention. Think before you fling yourself at My feet. Lady Sonelle

EmeraldSlave2 -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 6:48:58 PM)
Why are you posting your issues here? This should be your profile or a journal entry...not that it will change the emails you get.

mnottertail -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 6:59:53 PM)
It has been my considerable experience that no sub or slave wants to come to jesus on prom night. I have laughed greatly. Words of wisdom. Good job, Ron edit: I however can stand to be pretty chapped. I use bagbalm and cornhuskers...LOL

stormsfate -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 7:11:30 PM)
quote: I use bagbalm OMG, you are one of the few people I've run across in the scene that even know what bagbalm is!!! That stuff is heavenly...lol. best regards, fate Edited to keep to the topic....I think you gave some great advice, OP :)

mnottertail -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 7:15:16 PM)
I can be humectantly challenged time to time........I have actually hand milked cows before. You don't have to tell me twice to stick my tongue on the pump. Yep, that grease is the bomb!!!!!!!!! Well Met StormsFate. Ron Another good brand is Dr. Naylor's by the way

junecleaver -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 7:45:05 PM)
quote: Remember, slaves, when you tell a Mistress that you are willing to leave your own place, move to wherever, at the drop of a handcuff, walk away from your own life.... the signal you are sending is "I have failed in my own place, let me fuck up anew in yours!" Sorry, but I'm NOT that desperate for a slave! LMAO. I hate it when people are needy.

RavenofPK -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 7:52:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EmeraldSlave2 Why are you posting your issues here? This should be your profile or a journal entry...not that it will change the emails you get. Well, from how I see it, whether I agree or not, is that she is posting because she is FREE (meaning Domme, or whatever dominant term you folks choose to use), and should be able to do so, without being questioned by some uppity, nosy, and holier-than-thou thinking submissive individual. Dominant and submissive, people seem to continue to forget, are not equal, or the same. Raven

pinkpleasures -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 7:55:07 PM)
i feel strongly that BOTH a submissive woman or slave and a Dom or Master should have their st together before embarking on a D/s or M/s relationship. i have turned away what were probably good men because their lives were just too chaotic for me. i believe a Dom or Master should have His life under control -- it's a character trait, particularly as They reach Their 40's and 50's. i realise st happens and i make allowances but when it's a complete clusterfk i walk. No less is owed by a submissive woman or slave to a prospective Dom or Master. I am willing to relocate, but i'm not sure i'd move into a Man's house right away. i think i'd set myself up in a tiny apartment whilst we got to know one another in real life. Of course we'd probably be intimate, but moving from that stage to 24/7 is a big decision. Meantime i want the safety of having my own place and the means to pay for it. i know some very kind Men here on site who have tried the rescue thing; and each time They have been burned. i think it is not possible to make long-term life decision if you're in the middle of a ststorm. The Men get treated like any port in a storm, which is not love, or respect, or any of they other ingredients of a successful D/s or M/s relationship. pinkpleasures

RiotGirl -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 8:15:39 PM)
i'mmmmmmmmmmm in a rare mood tonight. Funny, amusing, time to crack myself up so umm if ya cant handle it emerald, keep out ma kitchen girl, cos well i said so yeah i'm willing to relocated to bumfuckinegypt purely for the pleasure of walking around naked in the hot sun so i can catch a quick tan off the sand. all expense paid traveler here.. Whose willing to foot the bill?

sub4hire -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 8:19:23 PM)
quote: OMG, you are one of the few people I've run across in the scene that even know what bagbalm is!!! That stuff is heavenly...lol. Some of us know what it is....it is just no one has ever had a bag balm post yet. Hehe

onceburned -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 8:39:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RavenofPK Dominant and submissive, people seem to continue to forget, are not equal, or the same. Dominant and submissive are not the same, but they are equal because they are people, first and foremost. Lady Sonelle, it was an amusing rant. Sadly, the people would should be reading it probably don't read the message boards.

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 8:41:09 PM)
I've known what bag balm was since I was a biologically unmentionable. It came in this neat lil green square container looked like vasalene but wasn't. It's also sold as udder cream for cows and stuff.

Fidelity -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 8:52:52 PM)
No one likes being used as a crutch by life's incompetents.

happypervert -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 9:48:31 PM)
quote: and should be able to do so, without being questioned by some uppity, nosy, and holier-than-thou thinking submissive individual. Right on! Questions are only allowed from some uppity, nosy, and holier-than-thou thinking gorean dominant individuals. Sheesh!

domtimothy46176 -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 10:56:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RavenofPK quote: ORIGINAL: EmeraldSlave2 Why are you posting your issues here? This should be your profile or a journal entry...not that it will change the emails you get. Well, from how I see it, whether I agree or not, is that she is posting because she is FREE (meaning Domme, or whatever dominant term you folks choose to use), and should be able to do so, without being questioned by some uppity, nosy, and holier-than-thou thinking submissive individual. Dominant and submissive, people seem to continue to forget, are not equal, or the same. Raven That is meant to be humorous, right? Surely you wouldn't come out and *seriously* suggest that any individual of any orientation or role should be hesitant in participating on this board. Obviously this is a subtle, if ineffective, attempt at humor. While dominant and submissive may not be the same, I can't seem to find anything in the TOS that suggest that they're less than equal within the confines of this site. One thing I have noticed being consistently reinforced on many BDSM sites is the admonition to treat other posters as one would prefer to be treated. It seems to me that your post could be mistaken for one implying that submissives and slaves would do well to remember their stations. Of course since this isn't a site that requires slaves, masters and free companions to follow protocol, that couldn't possibly be the case, I'm sure. Such a social faux paux would undoubtedly be as humiliating as venturing onto a Gorean site and insisting that slaves deserved equal status with their masters. Luckily, some of us, at least, can see that you couldn't possibly have meant to be taken seriously. Not with that post on this board.

domtimothy46176 -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 11:03:20 PM)
Great post, Lady Sonelle! I agree with your general assessment of those who give too little thought to making a long distance move before ever getting to know who they're moving to be with. Your points are well made and your humor flawlessly integrated into such a serious topic. Bravo! Timothy

brightspot -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/11/2005 11:32:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EmeraldSlave2 Why are you posting your issues here? This should be your profile or a journal entry...not that it will change the emails you get. I agree with Emerald. The words you used and how you used them, I think it would have been more appropriate to have pitched your bitch on the other side in your personals profile. *Brightspot

Padriag -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/12/2005 3:09:10 AM)
I got your bag balm right here [:D] Bag Balm As for the rant... well... guess we all need to vent our spleen every once in awhile. My advice, use the block user feature more often. That's pretty much all I have to say about that.

mistoferin -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/12/2005 3:51:10 AM)
quote: Well, from how I see it, whether I agree or not, is that she is posting because she is FREE (meaning Domme, or whatever dominant term you folks choose to use), and should be able to do so, without being questioned by some uppity, nosy, and holier-than-thou thinking submissive individual. Dominant and submissive, people seem to continue to forget, are not equal, or the same. Oh gosh, I really do hope that this is some lame attempt at humor, but somehow that is just not the impression I get. This is a public forum...and we are all equal here. That is the way it works here on EARTH. While you may wish to adopt the principles of Gor and apply them to your life....please let me remind you as some people continue to forget....the books are works of FICTION. They are NOT REALITY. If you don't believe me, try arguing your point with a submissive judge on sentencing day...I think you may get a different definition of FREE. Or a submissive IRS agent...or..... Am I anti Gor?....oh heck no, I have many close friends who are Gorean. The thing that I like the most about them is their high levels of integrity and respect....two things your post seriously is lacking in. If you wish to participate in a free flow of ideas, this is a great place to be. However, if you really believe that every submissive and slave on this board is going to bow down at your feet, you are sadly mistaken. The only people they are not equal to or have to answer to are their own Dominants or Masters. Maybe a Gorean Only forum would better suit your needs...or you could always charter yourself a spaceship and fly off to Gor.

LadyShoshin -> RE: Attention Would Be "Relocating 24/7ers"! (8/12/2005 3:58:33 AM)
Lady Sonelle As a Domme who receives stacks of these sort of willing to up stakes and come be my dependant at a moment's notice, I loved your post!!! I have a stock response - "Thank you for your email, once you have relocated to my area, have a place to live and employment, please feel free to contact me again." In 6 years of being in the lifestyle, no takers so far.

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