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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Napkin folding, house organization, accounting, cookery, cleaning, formal table setting, drink mixing, time organization, butlering and maiding, etiquitte (thats fucked up somehow, ain't it?) party planning, catering, weather forcasting, changing tires and oil, toilet seat lifting and placement, lawn maintenance, COCKSUCKING, RIMMING, smiling, pleasant conversation, card playing, chess playing,  research and library skill.......

Endless, it is just fuckin' endless.

HarriedMaster

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I have learned how to throw a memorable dinner party. NOTE TO MKNOTTERTAIL: I can fold a napkin into a lotus, or a swan or anything else, for that matter. This also includes menu planning, wine selection, proper background music, floral arranging, etc.

Probably the most valuable skill my hubby would say I have learned is my ability to completely override my gag reflex. I've never tried it, but I could probably swallow a sword.

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

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ORIGINAL: girlygurl

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Napkin folding, house organization, accounting, cookery, cleaning, formal table setting, drink mixing, time organization, butlering and maiding, etiquitte (thats fucked up somehow, ain't it?) party planning, catering, weather forcasting, changing tires and oil, toilet seat lifting and placement, lawn maintenance, COCKSUCKING, RIMMING, smiling, pleasant conversation, card playing, chess playing,  research and library skill.......

Endless, it is just fuckin' endless.

HarriedMaster

LMFAO mnottertail
I went through you're list of submissive skills, and just let me say, I suck! (however I do suck a mean cock )  I'm not worthy to be a submissive let alone one you would even look at.  hee hee not that I'm looking to serve another, nor are you looking at me... but I had to tell you I got a real kick out of your post.  Me thinks the Stepford wives had a big impression on you.

girly

I agree, but for some reason, I just do not see Nicole Kidman (from the re-make) rimming, do you? Definitely cock sucking though.

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ORIGINAL: charlotte12

Besides things her specific Dom or Master require her to learn does anyone feel that there are any universal skills a submissive might find useful?

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ORIGINAL: subtee

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Napkin folding, house organization, accounting, cookery, cleaning, formal table setting, drink mixing, time organization, butlering and maiding, etiquitte (thats fucked up somehow, ain't it?) party planning, catering, weather forcasting, changing tires and oil, toilet seat lifting and placement, lawn maintenance, COCKSUCKING, RIMMING, smiling, pleasant conversation, card playing, chess playing,  research and library skill.......

Endless, it is just fuckin' endless.

HarriedMaster

Hmmmm....2 out of "endless." Is that bad?

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I have learned how to throw a memorable dinner party. NOTE TO MKNOTTERTAIL: I can fold a napkin into a lotus, or a swan or anything else, for that matter. This also includes menu planning, wine selection, proper background music, floral arranging, etc.

Probably the most valuable skill my hubby would say I have learned is my ability to completely override my gag reflex. I've never tried it, but I could probably swallow a sword.


Here in a nutshell, is the story of my fuckin' life folks, nothing less than an orally competent and napkin folding fool.....which rates a 90 something on the rockwell hardness scale----

Come to find out that she already got a hubbie and can't spell my fuckin' name..leading me to believe that it was a mercy tease..........

Color me woeful.

MNKOTTERTAIL

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Napkin folding, house organization, accounting, cookery, cleaning, formal table setting, drink mixing, time organization, butlering and maiding, etiquitte (thats fucked up somehow, ain't it?) party planning, catering, weather forcasting, changing tires and oil, toilet seat lifting and placement, lawn maintenance, COCKSUCKING, RIMMING, smiling, pleasant conversation, card playing, chess playing,  research and library skill.......

Endless, it is just fuckin' endless.

HarriedMaster

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

It is a fine music that doth soothe the savage beast.

I know when I get me one of them dog licking peanut butter style blowjobs, I don't feel like killing anybody any more, for at least a couple hours.

But I digress, that is the dichotomy presented....if you can air start a man in such glorious and historic fashion, what need of napkins is there in the world?

Ron

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Napkin folding, house organization, accounting, cookery, cleaning, formal table setting, drink mixing, time organization, butlering and maiding, etiquitte (thats fucked up somehow, ain't it?) party planning, catering, weather forcasting, changing tires and oil, toilet seat lifting and placement, lawn maintenance, COCKSUCKING, RIMMING, smiling, pleasant conversation, card playing, chess playing,  research and library skill.......

Endless, it is just fuckin' endless.  

Dang Ron, who knew you were so social...out dere on da farm! 

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ORIGINAL: gorgeous1

OK, there's a full report...


ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Napkin folding YES, house organization YES, accounting FOR WHAT?, cookery YES , cleaning YES, formal table setting YES, drink mixing EX-PROFESSIONAL, time organization YES, butlering and maiding YES, etiquitteYES (thats fucked up somehow, ain't it?)AND YES party planning YES, catering TO HIS EVERY NEED, weather forcasting A NON-ISSUE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, changing tires and oil HELL NO, toilet seat lifting and placement HELL NO, lawn maintenance JUST DID AN IRON SULFATE TREATMENT, COCKSUCKING YES, RIMMING NO, smiling YES, pleasant conversation YES, card playing PHASE TEN VIXEN, chess playing YES, research and library skill YES.......

Endless, it is just fuckin' endless.

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ORIGINAL: charlotte12

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ORIGINAL: chellekitty

i fully agree that they are learn-able traits, i too had to learn them...i would actually argue that with the exception of obedience, none of them are even leaning towards being submissive traits or skills...all people should have patience and confidence, and should be able to respectfully communicate and relax, and it is helpful for all people to be graceful...regardless of status, orientation, or gender...

But i don't think i would find my Master so lovable if he had any grace in him to speak of.

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ORIGINAL: FRSguy

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ORIGINAL: gorgeous1

OK, there's a full report...


ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Napkin folding YES, house organization YES, accounting FOR WHAT?, cookery YES , cleaning YES, formal table setting YES, drink mixing EX-PROFESSIONAL, time organization YES, butlering and maiding YES, etiquitteYES (thats fucked up somehow, ain't it?)AND YES party planning YES, catering TO HIS EVERY NEED, weather forcasting A NON-ISSUE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, changing tires and oil HELL NO, toilet seat lifting and placement HELL NO, lawn maintenance JUST DID AN IRON SULFATE TREATMENT, COCKSUCKING YES, RIMMING NO, smiling YES, pleasant conversation YES, card playing PHASE TEN VIXEN, chess playing YES, research and library skill YES.......

Endless, it is just fuckin' endless.

You do all that and no RIMMING!!!
Isnt that like the perfect slice of apple pie with no ice cream on it?
LOL

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ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

http://www.collarchat.com/m_987422/mpage_1/key_skills/tm.htm#987482
What do you bring to the table?

http://www.collarchat.com/m_268592/mpage_1/key_skills%252Csub/tm.htm#268592
service skills!!!

http://www.collarchat.com/m_789802/mpage_1/key_skills/tm.htm#789805
the submissive brag thread

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Good question, and there's no possible way I can include them all:

Good working knowledge of pop culture and classical cinema, theater, music and literature.

Excellent background in debate and contextualizing, excellent research skills.

Quick learner, follows directions well

Fastidious organizer, excellent relational memory and trivialist

Offline friendships and contacts to the scene on many levels

Young and in fairly good physical condition, no diseases

Sexually educated and experienced

Computer literate with moderate level of experience in average office programs and database management

No children or sick relatives currently needing daily attending

Independent means of transportation

Excellent shopping and styling skills