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TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 10:36:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Angrylibrarian

You know , while we're talking about fakes and reals and how we all hate taggard because he can dance, lets talk about me instead.


Hey, start your own thread...did you see the crap I had to put up with to get my 8 page thread all about me?!?!? *laughing*

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I actually hardly get any mail at all. I generally make the initial solicitation and hope it manages to stay on top of the girls flooded mail box long enough to get a repl.


I do get a bit of email...some quite unsolicited. Mostly friendly supportive kinds. I also send out a bit of unsolicited, and have a pretty high response rate (one or two in ten, maybe). But I am rather selective in whom I send mail to. (She gotta have huge knockers. *wink*)

I think the more you post on the boards, the better your chances of meeting people on this site. The personals side is mostly for chatters and fakes...

Taggard




Veav -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 10:49:11 AM)

We three slaves of newcomers are
On bent knee we shuffle afar
Search for masters who collar faster
Than city dogcatchers

O please, master, I'll be your slave
Forever, starting today
Whip me, tie me, sodomize me
Just don't let hubby know

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D-rings on leather and hardwood for paddles
Crosses to bind on and horses to straddle
Quivering tension and clothespins that cling
These are a few of my favorite things

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-edited for scansion. Good lord, a hymn and the Sound of Music... ladies and gentlemen, I am going to hell. No two bones about it.




Angrylibrarian -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 11:08:57 AM)

I guess what I'm getting at is, most of the fakes are on the girl side, and it's annoying. Cme could end all that by taking a CC number at registration that they won't charge to unless authorised as age and identity verification. Do you think it's worth the decrease in traffic? I'm required to give a CC# for lots of more trivial nonsense, (around here when you fill out a renters app they want to know how many times you think bad thoughts a week.) What are the limitations of taking that kind of age verification and still leaving Cme free? (although if you haven't already donated I highly encourage you to help this site.)




TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 11:24:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Angrylibrarian

I guess what I'm getting at is, most of the fakes are on the girl side, and it's annoying.


Yeah...men bitch about the profiles that don't actually have someone behind them. Women bitch about the profiles of men who don't actually have anything between their ears.

This sort of thing was what VerifiedBDSM was for...prove your age and gender...

But some of the truth lies in the fact that if you removed all of the fakes, posers, double (triple and more) profilers, we could fit all of the collar me members in a small room. (Yes, I am exagerating just a bit. *smile*)

Sites like this one actually thrive on the fakes...it keeps the men around. If they knew how few hot babes really were looking for Masters, they would pick another way to score some easy sex.

Taggard




Angrylibrarian -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 11:34:25 AM)

Oh I know!

Seriously, the best way to find someone is to go out of the house. This woman I was talking to this weekend, we're flirting and laughing and doing the normal "I kind of want to jump you but society doesnt allow me to say that for another three dates" thing, when she asked me if I have a girl friend or was I single. And so I told her about how I wasn't single but Instead of hedging around the point I just said more or less, nope I've got a couple slave girls at home. We could go have some french toast if you want to meet them. Instead of bolting she just got more curious.

But anyway, what you are saying doesn't jive. Why would we need all the traffic from men and fakes? This isn't an ad supported site is it? (if it is my pop up blocker rules the internet) . Do we really care so much that there aren't thousands of hot girls who kind of look like they got clipped out of maxim just waiting to be owned or are we hoping to get a little more anonymity among all these 'frontis pieces'?




TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 11:44:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Angrylibrarian
But anyway, what you are saying doesn't jive. Why would we need all the traffic from men and fakes? This isn't an ad supported site is it? (if it is my pop up blocker rules the internet) . Do we really care so much that there aren't thousands of hot girls who kind of look like they got clipped out of maxim just waiting to be owned or are we hoping to get a little more anonymity among all these 'frontis pieces'?


Well, I imagine the model we are seeing at work here is get the traffic, figure out how to make money off of it later.

This site isn't a charity case, or is it? Not sure...anyway, someone wants traffic, or they wouldn't have put the site up, and invested the time and energy into constantly improving it. Fake hot babes bring in real horny net guys. Real horny net guys bring in horny net girls. A community is formed and somewhere, someday, someone makes money. *laughing*

How many girls are you planning on bringing into your harem, my friend? Or are you looking for the co-top love interest now?

(I watched The Shape of Things this weekend and thought about you and your girls!)

Taggard





Angrylibrarian -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 12:00:08 PM)

Harem? I must protest!

Actually im working out a very long contract (which you would love) which partially emancipates one of the girls so she can stretch her Mistress legs. Its a very convoluted story. I do want to have at least two girls in the house but essentially 'fate' served well and tried to train herself up in a sort of old gaurd style, (learning to top as a bottom) and she eventually had to be released from full bondage to do that. Any new girl will probably be hers as a primary. Its funny how dry this explanation sounds when written in the context of this board. The few friends I've let in on the story from the vanilla world can't seem to get enough of it. If I spent less time goofing on this board and more time writing the journal of whats going on here I'd refer you to the blog Im trying to put up about it.

Anyway.. fine. cme wants to generate the traffic then pitch that to the ad guys. That makes sense. I just wish I had more time to search for interesting people here just to form a network.

I miss Mz B. Podcast her radio show if you have the chance.




TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 12:27:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Angrylibrarian
The few friends I've let in on the story from the vanilla world can't seem to get enough of it.


I know...this sort of thing seems extra-ordinary to the nilla world...here, it is just another day at the kink-mill.


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I miss Mz B. Podcast her radio show if you have the chance.


I exchanged a couple of emails with her the other week. She seems to be doing quite wonderfully. E and I are trying to put together a trip out west to meet up with Merc and Beth, and we'd love to see you and maybe even MzB...

Taggard




caitlyn -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 12:58:44 PM)

I don't think there are close to as many fakes out there as people think. What I think is that there are a lot of people that want to think that, because they are not getting what they want, or don't get the response they expect to get.

I just had an incident in the last 30 minutes that clearly illustrates why I feel this way.

I got an email from someone that just read my all new profile, who said I must be majoring in collarme, since I'm obviously here online and not in class ... an obvious insinuation.

I responded that before making that insinuation/accusation a person might be well served to check the class schedules on the internet, and find out when classes actually start (September 5th, to save everyone some time). [;)]

The response was ... that my response was rude, and that I'm obviously a player.

Trust me, if you actually choose to answer first emails, you will have this happen to you about every three or four days. You will be a faker because you don't have a picture ... you will be a faker because you do ... you will be a faker if you are even the least bit attractive ... you will be a faker is you're not ... you will be a faker if you are old ... a faker if you are young ... and my latest greatest ... a faker, because I can actually spell and make a post that people can read. Ok ... it's called High School English, and excuse me for paying attention!!!

Well, this concludes my rant ... and I hope Taggard and Librarian take it as a flame, because this thread sure got boring all the sudden. [;)]




Rover -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 1:08:37 PM)

Caitlyn, please note the following:

1. September 5th is Labor Day. You are obviously a faker or anti-union.

2. You misused "your" for the contraction "you're" (you are). You are obviously a faker or you nodded off at several points during that prized high school english class (I can sympathize... my nickname was "whiplash"... you make the connection).

3. You do not fall within the bell curve of mediocrity. Those that dare to be different must surely be fake.

I hope this was a useful lesson in how to spot a fake (isn't this fun... just like a cyber game of "pin the tail on the donkey").

John




Mercnbeth -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 1:11:25 PM)

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I exchanged a couple of emails with her the other week. She seems to be doing quite wonderfully. E and I are trying to put together a trip out west to meet up with Merc and Beth, and we'd love to see you and maybe even MzB...


MzB has been in contact with us. She wants us to be guests on her show prior to Folsom. We're looking forward to it very much!

This weekend we finally got our "dungeon room" ready for equipment. Got all the un-lifestyle stuff out and put the first few huge eye bolts into the ceiling beam! Then, being old, was too tired to use it last night. Does that make me a fake? (trying to keep the thread going!)

Having the pleasure of seeing Taggard and his SO in person at the first CM get together in Vegas - we'll attest he's real. A big part of my criteria was that he showed up! There were others who said they would and just disappeared - without a word. But there is/was much more then showing up.

Taggard and I are about as different as two people can be in the lifestyle. He is not into any kind of "impact" session and I need to inflict a daily dose. Agreeing to disagree is just as good conversation as agreeing. What he is, is confident and secure in what he is. Enough to accept challenge, stand behind his position, and not feel compelled to have to convince you to agree in order to hang out with him or be his friend. We had a GREAT time together, even if us "older folks" went the distance and he was napping the 2nd night in Vegas! At our party I even trusted him enough to use beth as a canvas for his "wax - art".




Padriag -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 1:13:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Rover


I hope this was a useful lesson in how to spot a fake (isn't this fun... just like a cyber game of "pin the tail on the donkey").

John


Ah but we can't play that game anymore... Taggard isn't into needle play. [;)]

Here's a thought Caitlyn... profess to be a faker and see how many emails you get from people who are therefore convinced you must be real. [sm=lol.gif]




Angrylibrarian -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 1:15:05 PM)

Caitlyn:
why you pretty, educated, like minded little ..

I'll have to save that for my fantastically rude email to you later.

But what your saying proves my point. If you had to CC# verify to get on this site that guy wouldnt have had anything else to say besides, "Why won't you like me."

By the way. California has some lovely universities.. I can get you this deal...





caitlyn -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 1:19:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rover

Caitlyn, please note the following:

1. September 5th is Labor Day. You are obviously a faker or anti-union.

2. You misused "your" for the contraction "you're" (you are). You are obviously a faker or you nodded off at several points during that prized high school english class (I can sympathize... my nickname was "whiplash"... you make the connection).

3. You do not fall within the bell curve of mediocrity. Those that dare to be different must surely be fake.

I hope this was a useful lesson in how to spot a fake (isn't this fun... just like a cyber game of "pin the tail on the donkey").

John



Ah but John ... had you checked out the website, you would have noted that Freshmen have a required event on Setptember 5th, called "Owl Camp". Since you didn't check the website, you must be a faker.

Also, I can't help notice you still use cap's in your name ... when we all know that Lady Angelika took you as her lil rover in another thread ... again, clearly a faker.

As for all that academic flames you threw my way ... I said I paid attention, not that I taught the class. [;)]

Peace ... and if you choose to fire back, please email me an image of your drivers license first, just so I can be sure you are who you say you are.




Rover -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 1:20:43 PM)

Ok, let's put aside all this petty arguing and get down to brass tacks. Do you have a slave registration number or not? Hmmmm?

John




caitlyn -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 1:26:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Angrylibrarian

By the way. California has some lovely universities.. I can get you this deal...


You have no idea how close I came to attending school in California. The closer you get to life in a dorm, the better the schools in your home town look. [:D]




kyakitten -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 1:30:14 PM)

Gordon,

Let me just jump in here to applaud your noteworthy talents! Seriously, I laughed hard while singing along. When the musical comes out, please be sure and let us all know - maybe you can snag the director from "Seuss?"

Sorry Taggard. Back to Taggardfest.




caitlyn -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 1:38:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rover
Ok, let's put aside all this petty arguing and get down to brass tacks. Do you have a slave registration number or not? Hmmmm?


No John ... I don't have a barcode ... but I did fix the spelling problems in the other post. Can I be less fake now ... please? [;)]





Rover -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 1:43:03 PM)

"Less" fake is a relative term. Without a barcode, you simply won't scan at the checkout counter (we still buy and sell our slaves at auctions... right?).

John




TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: Spotting a fake... (8/15/2005 1:47:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: caitlyn
Well, this concludes my rant ... and I hope Taggard and Librarian take it as a flame, because this thread sure got boring all the sudden.


You can flame me all day long, cutie!!! *wink*

Taggard




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