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adoracat -> RE: You know you're a smart assed masochist when.... (5/10/2008 7:51:59 PM)
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ORIGINAL: HornyToadsMI
You all are histerical..... I needed this laugh tonite! Here are a few......
1. When told to assume the position (bent over with ass in the air), before the 1st smack, rip a big ole refried bean fart.
2. When He picks up the riding crop (or toy you hate the most), say "Yawn!!! Wake me up when you are done......"
3. "Hope You ate your Wheaties today"
4. "Hey, are You aware the ceiling needs to be painted?"
5. and the old standby ....... during sex......"Is it in yet?".
the VERY last time my ex and i had sex, i used that last one....sort of.
i asked him after about 5 minutes of him doing his manliest, "are you done yet?"
he was then.
kitten, unrepentant
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