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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/3/2007 7:12:45 PM   
MrSpectacular


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Status: offline 		Patient I think my rabid squirrel hoard will easily take care of that

Dr  -  Flatulence


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/3/2007 7:23:57 PM   
Sinergy


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Since gas contracts with temperature, freeze mint leaves in ice cubes.  Insert these rectally.  What wind gets passed will be very low density and smell like Christmas candy canes.

I have been drinking a lot of milk with rBGH in it.  My testicles are descending and impede my running as they get smacked by my knees.  What do I do?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/3/2007 9:38:32 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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Status: offline 		Doctor ~ Cut them off or have a mistress do that for you, I suggest that you use rubberbands and tie them tight and wait until they fall off, they won't bother you any more.
 
patient ~ my hair hurts, what can i do????

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/3/2007 10:21:52 PM   
Damocles809


Posts: 532
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Status: offline 		Doc:  I precribe, one mullet. 

Patient:  sleepwalking

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/6/2007 10:55:34 AM   
SeraphinaKrow


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Status: offline 		DR: Halt this is not sleepwalking, I'm afraid you are a dead zombie, and the only way to stop you is to chop off your head and slice through your jugular....

Patient- I have a soar throat, and a belly ache.. what should I do????


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/6/2007 12:48:14 PM   
Mellissande


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Status: offline 		I recommend swallowing Bits of metal, The iron tends to help with strong fingernails too!

Doc, I think I popped my ovary!


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/6/2007 2:21:12 PM   
Damocles809


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Status: offline 		Well pop the other one!  Gotta have a matching pair ya know. 

Doc, I'm coughing up blood. 

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/6/2007 4:27:00 PM   
Mellissande


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Status: offline 		swallow some cotton balls and wash them down with rubbing alcohol, wouldn't want you getting infected!

Doctor My ears are ringing loudly


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/6/2007 6:58:39 PM   
pinksugarsub


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Dr.:  i have a itchy nose.  What does it mean?
 
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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/6/2007 7:24:06 PM   
MrSpectacular


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Status: offline 		Patient - you have had your nose stuck up the ass of a hiv infected leper - your nose is about ready to drop off.

Dr  - my tummy aches


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/6/2007 7:27:35 PM   
thornhappy


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Status: offline 		Dr - You sniffed what you thought was a poinsettia, but it was really poison ivy.

Pt - I'm windy from both orifices.  What does this mean?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/6/2007 7:42:27 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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Status: offline 		Dr ~ You are standing in a windtunnel or in Chicago, either way, leave immediatly and head for the nearest warm spot.
 
pt ~ i ate too many cany canes, now i'm all red & white striped.  what can i do??

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/6/2007 9:13:21 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		Go stand in front of a barber shop and twirl around.

Patient- I have this sore on my arm that won't stop bleeding.  Is it serious?


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/6/2007 9:21:11 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Only if we dont remove the knife handle from it.

Doctor, I have a strange "odour" around my privates. What can it be?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/6/2007 9:42:58 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		It's just that really stinky cheese and smelly fish you're holding in your lap.  Put them in the freezer and it should go away.

Doc: you need a vasectemy (did i spell that right?)

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 12:02:51 AM   
shivvy


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Status: offline 		Patient - i'll have 3, and can you wrap them please?
 
i can hear a strange buzzing comming from my ears...



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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 12:46:58 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Then I suggest you take the beehive off your head.

My nails are weak and keep breaking. is it a sign of something bad?


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 5:27:07 AM   
pinksugarsub


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Patient:  i am sitting here with cold feet.
 
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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 6:00:57 AM   
ghitaPVH


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Status: offline 		Doctor: go to the store and buy a bag of charcoal, light it and wait until they all glow a nice even red color, then pack them in tightly around your feet. or alternitivly, you could just stand up....

Patient: All of a sudden I have a massive craving for raw fish

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 8:13:22 AM   
Mellissande


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Status: offline 		Jumping in the Amazon River to catch some live pirhanas should help.

Doc, my entire left side is numb, What could it mean?


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