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SeraphinaKrow -> Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 1:35:40 AM)
So I'm sure you've heard this before... I wanna play Doctor, so lets play... The rules to the game: Each person takes turn either being the Doctor or the patient. Only bad advice is allowed to be given. The Doctors must evaluate the problem, giving the worst, most creative answer that they can get out of their the book of "Quack" If one Doctor manages to give good advice, the next person to post, must give the original patient a horrible piece of advice that would never work in a million years... Once that patients case is solved, on to the next patient! Please label whether you are a Doctor or a patient in each post so that we are not confusing each other... Here is an example: First post: Patient- Doctor, how can I get rid of a pimple? Next Post: Doctor- Well, they say burning them off works well, although there are some side effects, swelling, bleeding, and burning your face off, other than that..it's a safe practice. (It's not that great but it's an example) I'll start... Patient- Doctor, what is the best way to loose my virginity???

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 2:39:44 AM)
Doctor: go to the local biker bar and in a loud voice, ask to be de-flowered. Patient: Doctor, how can i get rid of this foot fungus?

LittleMeganV -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 2:50:04 AM)
Doctor: Stick it in a cow pie until it grows into 'shrooms then harvest. Afterwards eat the 'shrooms and then douse your feet in battery acid. Promise it will kill the fungus... and the skin. Patient: My neck hurts...

KMsAngel -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 4:42:33 AM)
if it's got a kink in it (and if ur on a bdsm board, then obviously it's kinky) then do some extreme chiropracty - get a rope (are u into bondage?), fashion a noose, and step into it and jump. guaranteed to ease that neck pain forever! patient: i used some numbing lube for anal play and i couldn't feel it hurting at all. it's worn off however, and it really really hurts. i think it might even be bleeding. what am i gonna do?

joanus -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 5:12:26 AM)
Doctor: You need and immedant Ass-transplant patient: OMG I'm shot........

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 9:49:24 AM)
Doctor - then put down the gun, or you may shoot someone who IS valuable.. patient - i have an ingrown fingernail.. what can i do?

joanus -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 9:57:27 AM)
Doctor: Rip it out with rusty pliers. Patient: My eyeball fell out...

SeraphinaKrow -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 10:10:36 AM)
Doctor- Ingrown toenails usually come from a rare disease that is easily caught by scratching other peoples butts... with your toes. I'll be glad to send you to surgery for instant toe removal? Patient- Doctor?! My leg hurts... I think I broke it!

juliaoceania -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 2:07:11 PM)
quote: Doctor- Ingrown toenails usually come from a rare disease that is easily caught by scratching other peoples butts... with your toes. I'll be glad to send you to surgery for instant toe removal? Doctor: Well let me break the other one so they match Patient: I have had the hiccups for a solid week, what should I do?

rubberpet -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 3:12:32 PM)
Hmmmm, the hiccups, eh? That's easy to cure. Drink a quart of quick dry cement. The added weight on your diaphragm will prevent anymore of those nasty hiccups. Then you caulk up your buttcrack to prevent any possible backdoor escape for those hiccups. Doctor, I got cadillacs in both eyes. Help!

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 9:52:44 PM)
Doctor - then move away from the car... patient - it hurts when i do this [pokes at belly button over and over and over with long (real) fingernails]

SeraphinaKrow -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 11:27:11 PM)
Doctor- Seems as though you have a bad case of the "pokesdabellybutton syndrom" Looks like we're gonna have to amputate it... after all.. who the hell needs a belly button? Patient- Doctor, my vagina has a cold and sneezes when someone comes near it... this has been a problem for many years and extremely unexplainable... what should I do?

sexyone4you -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (11/30/2007 11:41:28 PM)
Well, Patient, try keeping your legs closed for more than 30 seconds! Doctor, help! I think I have food poisoning.

Lumus -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 12:21:10 AM)
Doctor: It's not food poisoning, it's an allergy to the ejaculate of humans. Cutting off your toes will immediately remedy this. Patient: I go through spells where I can't breathe for up to a minute at a time! What do I do...?!?!?!

laurell3 -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 12:23:48 AM)
Doctor: Continue holding your breath until they pass. Patient: Doctor, I see spots in front of my eyes when I stand on my head.

Lumus -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 12:25:58 AM)
Doctor: Stop putting your feet on your head. You need a license to be a contortionist. Patient: Why do my ears keep bleeding...?

rubberpet -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 5:59:48 AM)
Mt friend, quit using an ice pick to clean your ears. Everyone knows you use a pressure washer to get all that gunk in the deep part of your ear! Just caulk your ears shut to stop the bleeding. It will not only cause the bleeding to stop, but the blood will pool in your head and be plentiful when you have sex. Women always say the blood rushes from a man's head to his privates during sex...well, VOILA! You proved them wrong on that one! [:D] Doctor...please help me! I fractured my uterus!

juliaoceania -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 7:23:55 AM)
quote: Doctor...please help me! I fractured my uterus! You will need to see my male nurse practioner at a motel so he can make sure it is set correctly. This will involve you to be completely naked when he arrives. Doctor, I have bad acid indigestion.. what should I do?

Raechard -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 7:56:23 AM)
Make some vent holes with a ball point pen. Errrm doctor I seem to be suffering spontaneous pins and needles of the testicles what can I do? Dr Google is no help at all!

MrSpectacular -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 8:33:10 AM)
Doctor - Balls offectomy Patient - I have a migraine

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