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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 8:53:07 AM   
slaverosebeauty


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Status: offline 		Doc ~ you are layign on it, roll over to the right side to even out the numbness
 
patient ~ i hear this weird 'clicking' noise coming from my head.  what is it and what can i do?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 9:06:03 AM   
Mellissande


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I woke up in a tub of ice with a large gash on my side, What should I do?


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 9:08:47 AM   
slaverosebeauty


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Status: offline 		Dr ~ Get some floss and sew up the gash, then get out of the bathtub and get dressed..

pt ~ i see spots.. what's going on??

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 9:10:01 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		eye menstruation.....dab them with tampons.

I am suffering from a mighty hangover, what to do?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 9:13:32 AM   
Mellissande


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I can't hear out of my right ear, What to do?


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 9:14:48 AM   
ghitaPVH


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My mouths all dry and cottony, how do I fix it?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 9:15:56 AM   
Mellissande


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I can't feel my legs!


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 9:22:16 AM   
ghitaPVH


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my left foot is turning purple.....

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 9:23:59 AM   
Mellissande


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Status: offline 		purple eh? well paint it whatever color you like better than purple.

whenever I turn my head, the room spins


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 2:25:55 PM   
pinksugarsub


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Pt:  i have grown my hair out and now my back itches.
 
pinksugarsub

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 3:38:05 PM   
Raechard


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Status: offline 		I will give you some waxing strips for your hairy back please apply not just for yourself but for humanity. Do it for those that are helpless, do it for those without access to waxing strips.
 
Hello Doctor I have this urge to sit at my PC all day and type crap, any ideas?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 3:57:13 PM   
pinksugarsub


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Status: offline 		It's not crap; it's priceless bullsh*t.  Keep at it.
 
Pt:  No, i meant the hair on my head.
 
pinksugarsub

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 4:43:08 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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Status: offline 		Dr ~ Same advise as the other doctor, wax it off and donate it to those who have no hair and who have lost of the ability due to OLDER age to grow it in the approprate place.  You will save money on shampoo and other hair prodcuts as well as prep time.  You can use the savings for my BILL!!
 
pt ~ it hurts when i do this {bends over in front of the police station}

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 5:08:37 PM   
pinksugarsub


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Pt:  i like my hair; just not the itching.
 
pinksugarsub

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 6:26:02 PM   
Mellissande


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Status: offline 		So invest in this new uber expensive all natural shampoo made out of weasel shit it'll stop the itching, but you'll have no friends due to the stench.

I have this odd pain in my side when I stand up.


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 6:27:38 PM   
laurell3


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Status: offline 		Doctor : If we amputate your legs your side ache will go away.

Patient:  Doctor I sneeze when I have an orgasm, can you help me?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 8:29:45 PM   
Mellissande


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I can't feel it when my dom paddles me. any advice?


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 8:58:22 PM   
MissMagnolia


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My heart pounds and I get hot and sweaty when I see photo's of kittens. What should I do?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 9:01:33 PM   
Mellissande


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Status: offline 		silly quit looking at furry photo shoots!

My eyesight has faded to almost black, What could it be?


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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 12/7/2007 9:05:45 PM   
MissMagnolia


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I work in a banana plantation. I am allergic to bananas. I can't leave the plantation. What can I do?

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