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Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 2:56:31 PM)

granted but you get tghe worst case of brain freeze ever

i wish i had somone to play with me right now




Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 3:13:43 PM)

granted.. make sure u leave the door open for the 400 lbs tranny.. he wants to play now.

i wish the weather would decided what it wanted to be already.. so i can put away one set of clothes or the other.

H >:)




Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 3:23:55 PM)

Granted.  Mother Nature has decided that it will be cold all the time.  Right as you get rid of  your summer clothes, your winter clothes catch fire.  Now you have no clothes.

I wish health insurance was not expensive.




shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 8:53:31 PM)

Granted, but they don't pay for shit.

I wish I hadn't set the thermostat too low in the fridge, and froze all of my beer




Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 9:14:52 PM)

granted but i cam eover and drank it all befor eyou could get any

I wish i had a beer




Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 9:45:21 PM)

Granted, but you have to use it to make beer batter and don't get to drink any of it.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed so I could stay and play with everyone.




ToOwnATrueSlave -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 10:56:30 PM)

Granted, but now you have the worst case of insomnia and wont ever sleep again living as a zombie

I wish I had a nice high paying job




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 11:04:25 PM)

Granted, unfortunately it's physically straining to the point that you end up breaking bones on a regular basis and missing your checks due to time off for recovery

I wish I wasn't so emotional




ToOwnATrueSlave -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 11:09:06 PM)

Granted you are now and emotionless drone with no feeling of any kind not even pleasure

I wish I was indapendantly wealthy




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 11:10:50 PM)

Granted, however due to a careless judgment of character... you think you meet "the one" and they clear out all your accounts

i wish i could fly out and visit my brother :(




ToOwnATrueSlave -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 11:12:40 PM)

Granted but on his way to pick you up from the air port he is in a car acadent and ends up in a coma

I wish I could fly




Sub03 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2008 11:16:35 PM)

Granted but you dont know how to land
I wish my Master could come home




puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/23/2008 4:37:12 AM)

Granted, he could, but he won't as he found a cute little tart to train while he is out.

I wish I wasn't so exhausted.




parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/23/2008 7:03:06 AM)

Granted, now you are jumping off the walls.

I wish I had my dream job

**Eta, to change wish becaussssssee.....ooops, didn't realize this wish was asked for already***!




puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/23/2008 8:45:40 AM)

Granted, you have that dream job, but only in your dreams. Your nights are spent taxing your brain on said job, and you wake up feeling as though you never slept. You won't age well.

I wish I had a big, yummy cookie.




DaddyLongStroke -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/23/2008 9:35:17 AM)

Granted however you came down with a case of lockjaw and unfortunately can't enjoy it.

I wish I could make it better for my little girl.




puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/23/2008 10:43:37 AM)

Granted, but your version of "making it better" got you hauled into jail. Your little girl will never be the same again.
"Show us on the doll where he..."

I wish I didn't have to be at work...




parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/23/2008 11:31:15 AM)

Granted, now you're unemployed.

I wish you didn't have to wait so long before posting messages :(




puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/23/2008 12:07:21 PM)

Granted, but now the boards are flooded with newbies that won't stop posting! And every message is, "Why do I have a vanilla ice cream cone beside my name?"

I wish I had some ice cream!




parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/23/2008 12:11:33 PM)

Granted, but now there's nothing but vanilla cones. That's all you'll ever see, vanilla cones!

I wish it was time to go home!




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