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Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/5/2008 11:22:49 AM)
granted... but theres a huge pile up and it takes u 4 hours longer to get home. i wish my comp wasnt so slow. H >:)

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/5/2008 11:28:30 AM)
Granted. But now it's so fast, it's like a hamster on crack and you can't keep up. I wish I had a crew of subs to give me a manicure/pedicure and do my house work.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/5/2008 11:30:55 AM)
Granted - but your subs all are amputees and have prosthetic hooks to to the manicures with I wish my ear infection would go away

cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/6/2008 12:33:47 AM)
It goes away, but you are allergic to the medication that made it go away and now are covered in a very itchy rash from head to toe. I wish it would quit raining so I can go to the pool.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/6/2008 1:13:56 AM)
Granted, the rain stops, but the pool lacks any water. I wish I had something entertaining to do

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/6/2008 1:43:58 AM)
Granted, you are now the star of a beheading video for Al Qaeda. I wish I had more whiskey.

Duskwolf -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/6/2008 4:45:13 AM)
Granted, You now have a lifetime supply of Whiskey, Unfortunately drinking it has caused your liver to fail, and now you can't drink. (and you've become a funny yellow colour too!) I wish my car was working.

puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/6/2008 8:21:48 AM)
Granted, but it gets stolen and you never see it again. Too bad that car insurance and theft policy of yours expired last week... I wish I wasn't all sniffly.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/6/2008 11:02:54 AM)
Granted - your Master has his toes stuffed up your nostrils I wish I didn't have to go to this damn party today

coupleowl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/6/2008 11:23:13 AM)
Granted- The party will come to you "Is it okay if we use your vase to mix drinks in?" I wish my neihbors would stop causing noise all through out the night and early morning.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/6/2008 12:31:38 PM)
Granted - they are quiet - but now they have turned into psychotic maniacs seeking revenge I wish I could have a nice Cornish Pasty right now

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 12:00:32 AM)
Granted, but it's made from the guts of a cornish hen. I wish the person I'm falling in love with wasn't working right now.

Tannie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 12:02:33 AM)
Granted. She is now living under the interstate and has changed her name to Bertha. I wish I was already in NY instead of having to wait until Thursday.

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 12:17:13 AM)
Granted, but it's in the NY state prison, and you're serving 30 years. I wish that Bertha was here with me right now.

MisterP61 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 2:58:03 AM)
Granted..... unfortunately it is a Big Bertha golf club I wish I could untie this dam knot in My boot

puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 4:49:40 AM)
(Now, well, see I was given a Master in that wish. Awesome.) Granted, but you forget how to tie your shoes immediately afterwards. I wish I had c-c-courage.

everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 8:21:43 AM)
granted...you are so courageous you now have become a famous lion tamer. i wish i had a wish.

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 11:26:04 AM)
granted but you have to use it to get out of jail i wish it was not 90oF outside today

MisterP61 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 2:47:13 PM)
granted.... it is now 135 and you have no bowl of water [sm=oops.gif] I wish I had ten billion dollars [sm=2cents.gif]

coupleowl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 5:48:12 PM)
Granted- But by the time you get it it will only be enough to fill a tank of gas. I wish this city wasn't so dull.

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