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PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 5:53:11 PM)

granted, you're now living in nw york city but you're stuck in an elevator and can't get out to enjoy it.

i wish it wasn't raining.
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HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 6:20:23 PM)

Granted now it's hailing
I wish I would not have those damn cramps



coupleowl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/8/2008 6:28:31 PM)

Granted- yet now your arm is broken.

I wish my favorite show hadn't ended in such a terrible way.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/10/2008 9:40:26 PM)

Granted - but are you not a bit too old for watching Telly Tubbies

I wish I didn't have such a busy day tomorrow



puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/11/2008 10:20:21 AM)

Granted, you are never busy again, and the world loses all meaning to you; you commit suicide.

I wish I didn't feel sick from the coffee... [:'(]



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/11/2008 10:22:50 AM)

Granted, you are no longer sick from the coffee.  However, coffee is now the only thing your stomach can handle.  You can't eat or drink anything else...including water...without becoming violently ill.
 
I wish I didn't have so many errands to run today.



puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/11/2008 10:25:15 AM)

Granted, you have everything you will ever need in your pretty little cage in my basement. You will never see the light of day again.

I wish my hair was its natural color again. Ugh.



ITGirl68 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/11/2008 9:40:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: puppen

I wish my hair was its natural color again. Ugh.


Granted: except that you just aged 50 years, and your natural color is now gray.

I wish that the five young justices on the supreme court all realized that the 2nd amendment is not the only part of the constitution intended to protect individual rights and liberties - and allowed this realization to influence their judicial deceision-making hereafter...



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/11/2008 10:57:02 PM)

granted, however they all die "mysterious deaths" before anything can be done about it

i wish men had less "selective" memories



Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/12/2008 5:07:22 AM)

Granted but you keep meeting the ones who do
 
 
i wish i could be in CT with Mistress now and not have to wait till August



puppen -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/18/2008 6:01:12 AM)

Granted, but as the wait was apparently making her more and more hot for you, and that fire has now been extinguished; she finds you incredibly dull and not worthwhile.

I wish I had not just eaten a corn dog for breakfast. [:'(] [:'(] [:'(]



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/18/2008 7:33:13 PM)

Granted, but you are now projectile vomiting the thing up.

I wish my knee would stop hurting.



shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/18/2008 7:48:53 PM)

Granted, now everyone calls you Lieutanant Dan

I wish my candles would never get used up.



Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:11:36 PM)

granted.. but now they wont light

i wish my computer worked better.

H >:)



cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:14:36 PM)

Granted, now the computer is working great, but the internet connection is down.

I wish it was already September 7th so I could be with my honey!



Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:18:33 PM)

fine by me.. but ur honey is sick and u cant be in the same room as them.

i wish i didnt feel so lousy.

H >:)



cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:22:21 PM)

Granted, you feel incredible, but you just found out that all the money has been stolen from your bank account.

I wish I could fly so I wouldn't have to wait until September.



Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:24:39 PM)

granted.. but theres a huge storm and u crash into a tree and cant move till AFTER september.

i wish i knew how to get rid of this wart on my foot.

H >:)



cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:27:57 PM)

Granted, there is a cure for the wart, but it involves amputating your entire foot.

I wish I could find a great paying job that I love and they would hire me on the spot.



Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:31:16 PM)

okie.. but u quickly learn how much u hate the job and quit.

i wish i could draw better.

H >:)



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