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JoyfulMistress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:24:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: oreogirl

Granted, you are now in a coal mine.

I wish i knew what my dog was thinking.



your wish is granted but now your head is filled with the thoughts of your dog who is going off on how wonderful his balls taste .. only to be interupted by thoughts of how silly you appear to them when having sex thus making you super self concious

wish this *aunt flo* would go away



crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:26:06 PM)

granted you are out of the fields because you realise that the world needs your stylings.....and you are now auditioning for american idol...wearing a plaid zoot suit tho

i wish my mother was not such a grumpy butt lately



IilaStarfire -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:27:12 PM)

Granted, now you are pregnant with the illegitimate child of a famous rock star.

I wish my depression would go away.



crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:27:29 PM)

granted your pegnant....twins

still on the grumpy mom thing



HRGreyDragon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:41:56 PM)

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I wish the wind would stop blowing today. It's annoying.


Granted your mouth been sewn shut, and no one will help you undue the stitches.


I wish this was not so easy sometimes



IilaStarfire -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:41:58 PM)

Granted, now your mother is trying to be your best friend, including borrowing your clothing.

still on the depression thing



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:43:29 PM)

Granted. Your mum is now as happy as a pig in shit. She never stops singing. And laughing. And dancing. And calling you. All the time. It never stops. Ever.

I wish I could fly. Without a plane.



IilaStarfire -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:44:30 PM)

Granted, you are now a pidgeon

still on the depression thing



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:45:07 PM)

Granted.  Your depression is gone, and now you are deliriously happy, to the annoyance of everyone around you.

I wish I had help with all the laundry I have.



HRGreyDragon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:52:03 PM)

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Granted, you are now a pidgeon

still on the depression thing


You are now a stature that the pidgeon shiting on, I hope that helps with the depression thing.



oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:52:53 PM)

Granted, but the elves have shrunk everything down to their size, leaving you without a wardrobe.

I wish I had some cranberry juice to drink.




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:54:27 PM)

I have no cranberry juice, but I have been taking cranberry tablets for a urinary tract infection. I will pee in a glass.

I need some help around the house.



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:54:52 PM)

You still have laundry? I thought your colors ran together? Wrong post? LMAO, well granted, you have Santa's elves helping you with your laundry. They've wrapped it and shipped it all around the world via Santa Sleigh Airlines. No more laundry woes now.

I wish Earthlink would come and fix my damn phone!



HRGreyDragon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:54:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Granted.  Your depression is gone, and now you are deliriously happy, to the annoyance of everyone around you.

I wish I had help with all the laundry I have.


Now you have help, but they have no idea how much soap to use, I hope you have water damage coverage in your home insurance



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:55:16 PM)

(LOL to elfin size clothes, poor me!)

Grants you cranberry juice.  However, it is mixed with Peach Schnapps and Jagermeister, creating the perfect "Redheaded Slut."  ~ cheers! ~

I wish I had a Redheaded Slut.



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:58:50 PM)

Oreogirl, you saw the elves too? I KNEW they were real! Miss M I'm sure the elves would help you too, but like HR said to DRH, hope you have it covered in your insurance. Mwa-hahahahaha!

WHERE THE HELL IS EARTHLINK TO FIX MY PHONE! The damn thing hasn't worked in 10 days!



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:00:45 PM)

Granted you have a Red-headed Slut that is dirtying your remaining laundry.



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:01:33 PM)

Earthlink repair man had wandered off with OG's Redheaded Slut.  (Do you blame him? lol)  He comes back though, drunk, and the only place you can call is China.

I wish I had a new mattress.



crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:01:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

(LOL to elfin size clothes, poor me!)

Grants you cranberry juice.  However, it is mixed with Peach Schnapps and Jagermeister, creating the perfect "Redheaded Slut."  ~ cheers! ~

I wish I had a Redheaded Slut.


dyes my hair and shakes my boooooobies at cha!



HRGreyDragon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:01:39 PM)

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Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.


heyyy thats not fair I should have some wits too



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