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kristileigh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/19/2008 8:52:31 AM)

Ganted , but Sweets came with a while bunch of guests.

i wish Master and i had more time alone.



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/19/2008 9:05:41 AM)

Granted, but now you have multiple personalities.

I wish something awesome would happen for my bday!



Sundowner -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/19/2008 10:30:42 AM)





Granted - but they are After Eight Mints thrown down the chimney by Santa.

I wish there were no trans-Atlantic time difference.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/19/2008 11:53:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner
I wish there were no trans-Atlantic time difference.

Granted, a black hole passes close to Earth and time blurs to the point it no longer has any meaning as a reference point.  In fact, it starts running backwards and eventually we all die of “young age”. 

I wish I would win the lotto. 



VirginPotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/19/2008 11:55:16 AM)

Granted, you won but can't find the ticket.

I wish the holidays were over.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/19/2008 11:57:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty
I wish the holidays were over.

Granted, a black hole passes close to Earth and the time blurs, the holidays are over.  Unfortunately, so is mankind. 

I wish I could find that winning lotto ticket.




MisterP61 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/19/2008 6:29:47 PM)

Granted.... but it is in your cesspool covered with all sorts of nasty things

I wish I were retired



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/23/2012 9:55:31 AM)

Granted... but, you are at a retirement home that just happens to be filled with nothing but used car salesmen.


I wish this righteous necro won't get canned by the mods.



poise -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/23/2012 9:59:32 AM)

Granted, but instead of canning the thread, they can tomatoes and try to sell them as some new kink.

I wish there were more hours in the day, so I can better reason the time spent slacking off.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/23/2012 11:33:18 AM)

Granted... but the day doesn't really have more hours, your watch is just running slow and needs $350.00 worth of repairs.

I wish I had 3 intelligent, passionate, emotionally balanced, mentally sound, physically healthy, large breasted, attractive, big booty, cage loving, bi-fem, masochistic, breedable, family oriented, corporate skilled, domestic trained slaves in their 20s, 30s & 40s.

(ha ha .. try and screw that wish up!)



poise -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/23/2012 11:39:52 AM)

Presto chango! Your wish is my command. You now have 3 intelligent, passionate, emotionally balanced, mentally sound, physically healthy, large breasted, attractive, big booty, cage loving, bi-fem, masochistic, breedable, family oriented, corporate skilled, domestic trained slaves in their 20s, 30s & 40s.

Unfortunately, you are stranded on a deserted island with no means in which to take advantage of them.

I wish there was no such thing as geographical distance!



SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/23/2012 2:47:09 PM)

Granted, a black hole has swallowed the earth and compressed it down so everything is touching eachother

I wish I had a rubber catsuit and a coffin... (that wasn't buried)



mnottertail -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/23/2012 2:49:29 PM)

If that is indeed the case, we will have time to gather those things, an eternity if you will.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/23/2012 2:53:51 PM)

I wish Ron would make a wish.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/23/2012 2:56:49 PM)


picking it back up
quote:

ORIGINAL: SoulAlloy

Granted, a black hole has swallowed the earth and compressed it down so everything is touching eachother

I wish I had a rubber catsuit and a coffin... (that wasn't buried)

OK, you have both, but it's your funeral... to be cremated, not buried.

I wish I had a Foster's Lager!



Hillwilliam -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/23/2012 5:22:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist


picking it back up
quote:

ORIGINAL: SoulAlloy

Granted, a black hole has swallowed the earth and compressed it down so everything is touching eachother

I wish I had a rubber catsuit and a coffin... (that wasn't buried)

OK, you have both, but it's your funeral... to be cremated, not buried.

I wish I had a Foster's Lager!

Granted but I drank it first about 30 minutes ago.

I wish this crappy weather would warm up.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/23/2012 7:39:41 PM)

Granted - a warm front rolls in heating things up. Unfortunately when the warm and cold fronts collide, there is convection spawning a record of 258 simultaneous tornadoes that literally wipe Tennessee off the map.

I wish I didn't have to drive to Orlando airport and pic up my ex at 12:30 am.



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/23/2012 8:37:05 PM)

Granted. You stay home and enjoy a nice relaxing evening at home. She, however, gets into the wrong car, with the wrong man, and disappears from the face of the earth. Or at least the face of Florida. I'd check the Bahamas, RS. Or possibly Cancun, or St Martins. [:D]

I wish... for a fish?
Hehe, not really... well, an aquarium of fishes, maybe.



SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/24/2012 2:11:09 PM)

Granted! But they're the battered kind that taste good with salt and vinegar...

I wish my heating worked properly



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/24/2012 3:17:17 PM)

Granted - however the repair man that fixed your heating system was really an alien that crash landed. He was trying to get back home and needed some parts for repairs that just happen to be the type of parts used in heating systems. So he took over the local heating & cooling repair shop and has been pilfering parts all along. Your call provided the last part he needed and although your heating works now, he stole a few things from your cooling system. Unfortunately, you will never know your cooling system doesn't work because you'll never live long enough to see the warm season. It turns out when repairing his crash landed ship, using parts made from earthly materials, when he fired up the engines, it caused an overload and ... (wait for it) ... yup, you guessed it, he created yet another black hole (see previous pages) that swallowed you and half the Earth. Florida, my home state and California CollerMe's service provider home state are among the few survivors which is why I am able to tell all other CollarMe members, "your flights to the UK have been canceled . . . permanently". Looks like GreedyTop won't be visiting merry ol' England after all.

I wish I had bought more beer at the World Market... The Duuel Ale is just awesome and I want another bottle.




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