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outhere69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/24/2012 4:18:10 PM)
Granted. However, it was stored in the Florida sun for 6 months and went skunky. I wish for a human male with a sizeable, upright, hard, gentleman's sausage.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/24/2012 4:32:13 PM)
Granted - a pigmy cannibal stands at your door now with a "human sausage" upright in a serving tray. He is quite the gentleman and says the 'long pork', "taste like chicken" I wish I had a beer that wasn't left out in the sun for 6 months!

outhere69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/24/2012 5:48:37 PM)
You're a bad bad man! Granted. But they were in such a hurry to meet your wishes that they gave you the stuff straight out of the cooker! I wish I had a gentleman's sausage like I did previously, attached to a male!

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/25/2012 3:02:07 PM)
Granted! It turns out the cannibal is very good with a needle and thread and attaches it back to the rest of the human male he was saving for the main course I wish for sleep

Hillwilliam -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/25/2012 3:51:26 PM)
Granted but your dreams will be of women who look like Me. I wish a lovely young lady would slip into my lap

outhere69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/25/2012 5:07:37 PM)
Granted, but her stiletto heel lands in your lap, removing your gentleman's sausage. I wish for a thunderstorm.

outhere69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/27/2012 9:06:16 PM)
Wha? No one wishes to ruin a wish? I'm heartbroken!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/27/2012 9:41:37 PM)
Granted - you are sitting front row at a tool demo when a sexy, large breasted bikini model carrying a power tool slips on the stage and falls straight into your lap. While falling her bikini top comes undone and you end up with a face full of her ample nekked breasts. Unfortunately, she was carrying the new Hyper Drill 9000, flinched pulling the trigger while falling and the spinning drill bit landed in your lap. They good news is that you will live. The bad news is that you resemble a sprinkler when you pee and now use 3 urinals at once. I wish I had two lovely young slaves to come and wake me from my slumber with oral sex tomorrow morning.

outhere69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/27/2012 9:58:36 PM)
I'm a woman, ya silly guy. I would be using the toilet instead of the dreaded urinal! Granted. They are incredibly hot local lovelies from the local university, but they come from a culture that requires them to file their teeth to sharp little points, which wake you up but shred your sausage.

DaKid8 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/27/2012 10:22:10 PM)
I wish the person above me asked a question so I could ruin their wish.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/27/2012 11:01:07 PM)
Granted - they wish I would track your IP address to your provider and get your home address because they are obsessed with your abs, want to sneak into your room and blow you while you are sleeping. I do it for her and it turns out she comes from a culture that requires her to file her teeth to sharp little points, which shred your sausage. Speaking of sausage . . . I wish I had a nice summer sausage and some beer.

DaKid8 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/27/2012 11:36:13 PM)
Granted- You get kidnapped by a group of inbred rednecks. They spend the summer giving you their sausages and the only thing you can have to drink is near-beer. I wish that it snows.

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/28/2012 5:59:35 PM)
Granted! It snows so much you can only enter the house through the chimney, whereupon you get entangled in a deluxe santa trap and a bird starts to nest in your furry bits... I wish the person below me won't ruin my wish :p (get out of that one...)

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/28/2012 6:32:04 PM)
Granted- I don't ruin yours wish but your relative does, resulting in black hole that swallows all your dreams and aspirations, leavening you void of hope. I wish I had a panatella cigar that was smooth an mild.

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/29/2012 1:32:07 AM)
Granted! However an escaped monkey that's been trained to smoke to study emphysema steals it and blows smoke rings at you mockingly from the roof... I wish for a good English breakfast

outhere69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/29/2012 7:14:15 PM)
Granted! Due to budget cuts, they used lima beans, and the sausage came from a dumpster...in Georgia....in August! I wish for some sweet lovin from a few good lookin' guys at work. (things are bad when I'm looking lustfully at coworkers)

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/29/2012 7:30:44 PM)
Granted....you have some sweet lovin' fun with two cute co-workers....but they find out about each other and are extremely jealous. Each comes to work with a gun and they end up shooting each other. You're in the headlines as the cause of this disaster. I wish I had a new air conditioner installed free of charge.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/29/2012 11:27:49 PM)
Granted - but the installer is the same incognito crash landed alien from page 114 that swallowed up half the Earth with his failed attempt to repair his broken ship with stolen heating and cooling parts. He felt bad after stealing all those things, turned over a new leaf and now has come to give you a free AC unit. He is very attractive, well hung, submissive and obedient. Being you don't know he is an alien because his physiology is almost identical, you take this handsome gift bearing submissive as your own. Unfortunately for both of you, his previous accident saturated him with irradiation and now you will both glow in the dark for the rest of your lives . . . which will only be about 3 more days. I wish I had a deep, gagging, tears streaming down her mascara smeared face, blew me so hard her lips swelled up, breathing between strokes, cum shooting out her nose type of blow job.

kittenheels43 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/30/2012 5:54:49 AM)
Granted, unfortuntely its this woman : [image]http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr127/ladylizzyakupatee/Jocelyn.jpg[/image] I wish my kids would suddenly develop a love of housework and gardening!

Hillwilliam -> RE: Ruin A Wish (4/30/2012 7:55:57 AM)
Granted. The problem is they work in a house of ill repute and grow pot. I wish I had a client that was ready and willing to buy an expensive house and save my ass from the debt collectors LOL.

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