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cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:35:49 PM)
Granted, you learn how to draw wonderfully, but every picture looks exactly the same. I wish my housemate didn't snore loud enough to wake the neighbors.

Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:43:18 PM)
granted.. now there silent as the grave.. u have to check them every few minutes to make sure they dont belong IN a grave. i wish i could sleep better. H >:)

pissthirstysub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:45:13 PM)
Granted. You miss next week in bed. I wish I didn't itch with poison ivy

cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:45:48 PM)
Granted, you now sleep like a log. Unfortunately, you don't wake up for 100 years and everyone you loved is now gone. I wish I had a maid to clean my house.

pissthirstysub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:48:08 PM)
Granted, but she cleans you out I wish I didn't itch with poison ivy

cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:49:56 PM)
Granted, the poison ivy is completely gone, but you have hives instead. I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight!

Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 10:53:25 PM)
granted.. but everything tastes like cardboard i wish i knew why my hips hurt. H >:)

hlen5 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 11:42:29 PM)
Granted. The treatment for your hip pain is no sex for a year. I wish I was on a tropical island.

cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 11:53:21 PM)
Granted, you are now stranded on a tropical island with Barney the Dinosaur who insists on singing all the time! I wish I could win the lottery!

pissthirstysub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 11:55:22 PM)
Granted, it was a lottery for all the pizza sauce you wanted. I wish I had my moms cooking

cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/30/2008 11:57:04 PM)
Granted, you have your moms cooking, but you have come down with a bad cold and everything tastes like cardboard. I wish it were already August and school was starting again.

hlen5 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/31/2008 12:04:20 AM)
Granted. It's August, school is in,then cancelled becuase the a/c won't work and it's 110 degrees! I wish my kitchen was self cleaning. (Cravesdom, are you psychic?? I l o a t h e Barney ) edited for spelling

pagankinktress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/31/2008 12:13:16 AM)
Granted....your kitchen is self-cleaning, but now all of your appliances talk to you non-stop in pig Latin. I wish I could pay off my student loans tomorrow.

cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/31/2008 12:13:18 AM)
Granted, your loans are now paid off, but you are fired from your job and no one will hire you so you rack up new loans on credit cards just to survive. I wish I were on the beach with my sweetie in the Bahamas right now. (I think everyone loathes Barney, don't they?!)

pagankinktress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/31/2008 12:15:45 AM)
Granted, you are on the beach in the Bahamas with your sweetie, only global warming has made it so the temperatures there now never reach above 20 degrees and it snows every day. I wish I could get a big raise at work. Edited to add: Hahaha, I just read cravesdom's previous post making it so I got fired from my job! I guess that negates my latest wish, huh? ;)

hlen5 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/31/2008 12:22:46 AM)
You are offered a HUGE raise with your new job...listening to Barney on the beach non-stop. I wish I had a new job.

cravesdom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/31/2008 12:38:39 AM)
Granted, you have a new job, but it is cleaning toilets at a nursing home. I wish my pantry would stay magically stocked so I never had to grocery shop.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/31/2008 1:47:20 AM)
Granted, but now people are coming to do their grocery shopping at your house. I wish I were in Vegas with my parents now.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/31/2008 6:44:58 PM)
Granted, but they don't recognize you and think that you are some crazed stalker. I wish my van was paid for.

Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (7/31/2008 11:20:07 PM)
granted.. but ur behind on ur insurance. i wish i would get some birthday wishes from my friends. H >:)

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