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SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2012 3:26:26 AM)

Granted! The sink hole collapse mysteriously reverses itself, the crumbling remains of the mansion rise out of the ground, now occupied by Morlocks who enslave you and strip you of your leather and shave your moustache

I wish I'd remembered to put the bins out this morning



LanceHughes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2012 7:45:15 AM)

* poof * The bins are out, just after the collection truck arrives.  The guy that empties the bins into the truck had already come up the walk to ring your bell as a reminder. (What service!) You went to the door and it's Bubba!  He pushes you inside and has his way with you. <The city hires ex-cons, and Bubba has had only male-to-male sex for longer than he can remember.>

I wish that I had written my last wish as:  I wish that all the men inside the house are safely rescued.  They had gathered in the Great Room for the evening meal, so there was enough food and drink to keep them alive until the rescuers could get to them. (The Great Room is / was in the center of the builing and thus protected from the sink-hole which destroyed all the rooms surrounding it.)

ETA: Save the men: Screw the building (and the Morlocks. LOL!) I'd gladly give my moustache to save "my" men.



LanceHughes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2012 7:33:48 PM)

// DAMN you, Lance!  Nobody wants to ruin that wish. //

Okay, I'll start over..... sorry.

I wish for a tropical vacation.




BurntKitty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2012 8:40:12 PM)

Granted. You're enjoying a tropical vacation in the middle of a hurricane.

I wish the dinner dishes could wash themselves.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2012 9:59:16 PM)

Granted. Your roof develops a big leak directly over the kitchen sink. The force of the water coming in gets your dishes clean as a whistle, but also floods your kitchen and the surrounding rooms.

I wish I could go on a vacation right now.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2012 12:45:30 AM)

Granted - it turns out the Hubble has spotted a meteor that is headed straight for Dallas. The city is evaluated and you get a FEMA funded vacation to a tent city in Greenbrier Arkansas.



I wish I had nubile anal sex addict with borderline obsessive domestic tenancies and a daddy fetish . . . with serious boobage and some junk in her trunk!



SpiritedRadiance -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2012 12:53:11 AM)

Granted, But shes HIV Positive...

I wish I had a new job



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2012 1:04:14 AM)

Granted - you now work in a hospice taking care of HIV patients. Your primary duties involve caring for a nubile anal sex addict with a daddy fetish and her recently infected owner. She is the jealous type and makes your life miserable.




I wish they would find a cure for HIV so everyone can have wild hedonistic unprotected sex again.



SpiritedRadiance -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2012 1:06:04 AM)

Rs... That would be an improvement over my current job ^_^

Wish granted, however in curing HIV a worse STD comes out that kills half the population instantly.

I wish i could find a sugar daddy to pay my bills while i nap all day..



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2012 12:40:45 PM)

Granted - After perving your profile, I have decided to take you into the fold and pay for your school so you can quit your job. You now reside in beautiful Daytona Beach with a older experienced man that is very skilled in the relationship arts. You still attend college, but it is online because all your naps are now taken inside a red cage (it has internet, cable, phone etc). Unfortunately, your meals and everything else also occur inside the red cage and you are woken up frequently to erotic spankings and forced to perform vile and degrading sex acts for your meals. Sweat dreams baby!



I wish the ice cream man would drive by right now.




outhere69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2012 4:06:15 PM)

*poof!* He's coming down the street, but as you approach you see that his cooling unit is on fire. Offering a fire extinguisher, you see that it's Bubba!!

I wish for happier joints (as in bones, not the herb!)



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2012 5:08:05 PM)

Granted - you will have happier joints with a product called CMO. Unfortunately, the you just set the man who makes it favorite ice cream truck on fire and now his ice cream obsession has him too distracted to offer you a free bottle! You'll have to be nice to his submissive (everhope) and get one from her and the business he set her up in. (www.cmocart.com mention your screen name and I'll have her send you some if you pay shipping)



Speaking of shipping, I wish all the stuff I sent Greg the product developer was already in California.









Hillwilliam -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2012 5:35:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Granted - you will have happier joints with a product called CMO. Unfortunately, the you just set the man who makes it favorite ice cream truck on fire and now his ice cream obsession has him too distracted to offer you a free bottle! You'll have to be nice to his submissive (everhope) and get one from her and the business he set her up in. (www.cmocart.com mention your screen name and I'll have her send you some if you pay shipping)



Speaking of shipping, I wish all the stuff I sent Greg the product developer was already in California.








POOF, it's in California. Unfortunately, "The Big One" just hit, the San Andreas fault gave way and California just slid into the sea.

I wish my broken finger would heal quickly.



LanceHughes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2012 6:41:46 PM)

* granted * but the joint heals badly, leaving you with a "come here, little one" crook in your finger that scares even you. Halloween?  No costume needed.

I wish I had a BIG box of Gummi-Bears - right NOW!!!!!



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2012 7:35:44 PM)

Granted - huge bag of gummi bears. But you realize they didn't start out as gummis and you're sick enough to end up in ER.

I want all the boxes I haven't unpacked yet to be done and my apartment looks like a home not a warehouse. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!!



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2012 10:27:35 PM)

Granted. While you are away, an intruder breaks into your apartment and steals all of the unpacked boxes. When you come home, your apartment does look like a home and not a warehouse, but whatever was in the boxes is gone forever.

I wish I had a glass of wine right now, but don't have any in the house.



SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/9/2012 11:54:31 AM)

Granted! You find a glass of wine behind the sofa - unfortunately it's been there so long it tastes of vinegar...

I wish this chest infection would go away



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/9/2012 6:14:28 PM)

Granted. You decide to see a doctor and he puts you on a course of antibiotics. True, the chest infection clears immediately. You have an allergic reaction to the antibiotics that is far worse than the chest infection, though.

I wish I were more handy around the house.



LanceHughes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/9/2012 6:44:30 PM)

* poof * Your two hands fall off and are "around the house."

I wish the NEXT set of lottery numbers are: 8 12 14 17 38 40 - That's what this quick-pick has on it, so that's my wish. LOL!



LanceHughes -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/9/2012 6:54:12 PM)

Granted.  You are so excited that you need some of your anti-aniety meds to calm down.  You take the ticket into the bathroom with you and set it on the side of the sink.  The cat has been excited by your excitement, leaps on the sink and slides into the toilet bowl <need we say "taking the ticket with him"?>  As the cat scrambles out, he grabs the handle and..... good-bye fancy house with "hot and cold running boys."

I wish the cat were dead.



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