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spicybrains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/24/2007 8:52:50 PM)

Granted!  The plug is stuck in yer arse, and you are glowing like the tree!

I wish my beloved had a new job.



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/24/2007 8:55:24 PM)

Granted!  But his new job is now 5000 miles away from where he lives now.

I wish I had multiples of myself, you know, one for cooking, one for cleaning, and so on.



sunshinemiss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/24/2007 9:37:54 PM)

well there you are... and you ... and you... and you... and you... and you....
and now your taxes are multiplied exponentially.

I wish my apartment was bigger





NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/24/2007 9:42:59 PM)

Granted. Your apartment is 5,000 sqft. But there is only one bathroom far, faaaarrrrrrr away from your bedroom.........and did I mention the toilet's clogged? Unfortunately, due to it being Christmas and all, we can't get around to fixin' that till after the 1st of Jan. Happy Holidays!

I wish I had a job with a good salary and benefits.



abytchgoddess4u -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/24/2007 10:08:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest
I wish I had a job with a good salary and benefits.


Granted...but you're locked into a lifetime contract and your job is cleaning "the scene of the crime", with all it's attendant sights and smells.

I wish I had great credit.

Edited for spelling.



Greylynn -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/25/2007 4:45:15 PM)

You do, it's so great that you now have to spend loads of time filing police reports,dealing with your bank, insurance company  and the credit bureuas because of ID theft.


I wish I had a maid.



Casseopia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/25/2007 10:40:45 PM)

Granted,  to but they sell all of your stuff on ebay and now youve got nothing left to clean

I wish I hadnt ate so much christmas dinner



sunshinemiss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/26/2007 5:39:12 AM)

granted.... but now you are scrounging around in trash cans for scraps.

I wish someone would send me some oatmeal ... please please please... really i mean it...



KnOcala -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/26/2007 5:57:22 AM)

granted, but its leftovers from the Thanksgiving meal line, out of a swill container..

I wish I had a bigger place to live



Raechard -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/26/2007 10:10:45 AM)

Granted you are now Leg end in that Will Smith film ‘I am Leg End’ you can now live anywhere you like.

I wish all my enemies a plague of killer rats that overwhelms them, nibbling the flesh from their bones.



thornhappy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/26/2007 2:52:52 PM)

Granted!  However, now that they've munched your enemies, they all came back to your house and you are but a pile of bones with tatters of flesh attached.  With Christmas cookies scattered about.

I wish it would snow dammit!  No more rain!



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/26/2007 3:58:42 PM)

Granted, you are now buried under an avalanche.

I wish my back wasn't hurting.

(typo)



Greylynn -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/26/2007 6:17:17 PM)

Granted, now you are completely numb and will never feel anything again. 

I wish my laundry was already put away.



abytchgoddess4u -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/26/2007 6:52:49 PM)

Granted, but they've been put in garbage bags with weeks of used kitty litter.

I wish I was back home.



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/26/2007 7:37:47 PM)

Granted, but you are now in the home you grew up in as a child, with only those decorations and clothes.

I wish I could get the neighbors to stop making so much noise.



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/26/2007 7:56:54 PM)

Granted. Your neighbors stopped making noise, mass suicide will do that. But now you have to live next to the house that a bunch of people killed themselves in.....Do you believe in ghosts?

I wish that I was comfortable enough to indulge in some casual sex.



batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/27/2007 12:44:57 PM)

Granted, but you're so drunk that the Doms you choose are actually wild boars and randy buffalo.

I wish someone else would take my Christmas tree down.



Raechard -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/27/2007 1:21:04 PM)

Granted your are now bankrupt leading to the repossession of said Christmas tree, gaudy  tinsel and anal curious fairy’s.


I wish money could be no object for me.



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/27/2007 1:47:01 PM)

Hell that's easy to grant. Money IS no object when you don't have any!

I will take this a different way though, and give you Bill Gates's bank accounts. But along with it comes the moochers, IRS, scam artist, ass kissers, black mailers, two-faced friends, paparrazis, "charities", two-timing lovers, etc........ Yup, sounds like fun.

I wish I could speak french and spanish fluently so I know what people are saying when they lapse into another language. I'm sure many of you have experienced it too



batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/27/2007 5:18:59 PM)

Granted. But now you can no longer speak English.

I wish I had a sugar daddy.



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