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sweetstorm -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/29/2007 9:44:39 AM)
Granted, you no longer have sinuses, or a sense of smell. Which means you have a diminished sense of taste, as if you had a cold for the rest of your life. I wish my cat didn't sneeze his nasty boogers on me. And in such a cute way too. [8D]

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/29/2007 10:15:36 AM)
Greanted. Your cat now thinks you are his/her litterbox, and defecates on you whenever he/she wants. I wish I wasn't so angry right now.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/29/2007 1:09:36 PM)
Granted. You are now Pollyanna and everything in the world is beautiful, and you annoy the crap out of everyone you meet. I wish my back didn't feel like I have a knife sticking out of my right shoulder blade.

sweetstorm -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/29/2007 1:19:58 PM)
Granted. You now truly do have a knife sticking out of your right shoulder blade, you are slowly bleeding to death but you have no idea because you can't feel it. I wish I had remembered to mail my Christmas cards a lot earlier.

Raechard -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/29/2007 2:02:27 PM)
Granted but you mailed them so early people you sent them to thought they were late ones from the previous year. I wish the person beneath me would win the lottery and become a millionaire.

NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/29/2007 7:55:18 PM)
Naughty Boy!. Granted I win the lottery and become a millionaire. And, even though it was your wish that aided me, you don't get to see even a penny of the money, mwah-hahaha! I wish that I enjoyed my job more

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/29/2007 7:59:12 PM)
Granted. However, your co workers now depise you and leave. They tell everyone what a pain in the arse you are, so no one will apply for the positions. Consequently, you now have to work 22 hours a day. Without lunch breaks and holidays. I wish peace on earth and goodwill to all men. And women. And gerbils.

nephandi -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 3:16:05 AM)
Granted: there is peace on Earth, and all the pepole is happy for they are in Heaven, very much dead. i wish i could eat chocolate and not get fat.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 3:17:57 AM)
Granted. However, you now have huge, enormous, pus filled pimples on your bum, and your master doesnt fancy it. I wish I had a pet.

LittleMeganV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 4:10:25 AM)
Granted, you have a Portuguese Man of War for a pet and you have to pet him each day or he dies. I wish there wasn't global warming nor would there be an ice age.

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 6:56:15 AM)
Granted. You're now alone on a different planet. I wish I could find utter innocent joy like the first time I saw the book "Harold and the Purple Crayon"

Darias -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 7:04:16 AM)
granted . however now you will live out the rest of your days with the mental and physical age of 5 years old I wish christmas didnt come with the returning crappy presents part

miladyh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 8:08:51 AM)
The New World Order has just taken power and enacted a law stating no one is ever going to have to return a crappy christmas gift again due to christmas being outlawed.... I wish I had some Captain Morgan...

jadedserendipity -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 8:13:49 AM)
Granted, However you have just unknowingly purchased the bad bottle in the batch and will forever be insane locked away in a hospital for the mentally disturbed due to the ill effects the pollutants in the Captain Morgans had on your body and mind. I wish I could find happiness with another

Pyrahnastorm -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 8:33:07 AM)
My gift's aren't returnable.

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 2:46:00 PM)
Granted. You ahave now found your soul mate. Unfortunately, your soul mate is a small goldfish you have named Jaws. I wish I had a job, any job, even the crappy one I know tpbm will give me!

LittleMeganV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 4:00:37 PM)
Granted you have a job that makes you most happy and is extremely rewarding for you, however it's all charity and so you don't make a dime to support yourself. I wish the weather was nicer today =/

NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 5:40:05 PM)
Granted, and quite easily. The weather IS nicer.....in San Diego. Sunny and in the sixties, enjoy the knowledge if nothing else[:D] I wish that I could be more self-confident

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 6:13:13 PM)
Granted. You are now so self confident that your confidence is mistaken for arrogance, causing you to lose all your friends because they hate your new attitude. I wish I could understand my dog.

MistressPav -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/30/2007 7:47:13 PM)
You understand perfectly now because.....you are now a dog! I wish I hadn't broken my favorite 64oz water jug yesterday =(

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