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NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/27/2007 7:50:01 PM)
Granted. I have a box of them and I'm willing to share. Nothing like a yummy caramel lollipop huh? Hold on I think I have some Sugar Babies too.......... Wish that being responsible wasn't always so damn hard......

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/27/2007 10:20:58 PM)
Granted, youre responsibilities are never hard, except when watching porn online. I wish I could stop munching on potato chips right now

NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/27/2007 10:33:28 PM)
Granted! Passes her MickyD's french fries to Oreogirl Wish I could go on vacation for a week

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/27/2007 10:38:27 PM)
Granted. Welcome to hell. Your room is right next to Hitler's room and down the hall from Bush's suite. Please pardon the noise. We are still adding the special torture chamber inthe Bush suite. I wish I could get to bed at a decent hour.

NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/27/2007 10:46:34 PM)
Damn! I should have looked closer at the brochure, I don't remember my hotel being named California.

MistressHolly71 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/27/2007 11:27:28 PM)
Granted. You now get to bed at a decent hour but you're awake by 3 am & can't go back to sleep. I wish that my Greg would come back into my life.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/27/2007 11:33:52 PM)
Granted, he comes back into your life. However, he is now 98 years old and covered in liver spots and is incontinent. BOTH ways. I wish that I could reach through the screen and drag a big hunk of sexy man flesh into my house.

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/28/2007 2:00:12 PM)
Granted. But it's just that: a hunk of flesh and nothing more, kind of like a container of meat from the butcher shop only not treated with all those yummy chemicals that keep it fresh. It is in a container, though, so be thankful for small favors. I wish I could breathe through my nose again.

thornhappy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/28/2007 3:18:49 PM)
Granted. However, your nostrils are 1 foot wide. Each. Oh dear, I'm wishing I hadn't eaten that fish sandwich from McD's (but it was so damn tasty! Now my head hurts.)

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/28/2007 3:28:21 PM)
Granted, you ate teh buggests instead and found a cat nose inside one of the nuggets. I wish I could find a job. (anyone out there with knowledge of who's hiring please PM me)

NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/28/2007 7:06:06 PM)
Granted. What type of job you looking for? I could use a girl at the corner of Walnut and Jones............ (seriously though, what type of job do you want?) I wish that I had $1,000 to go shopping at Frederick's of Hollywood with

BigDaddyWyoming -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/28/2007 7:28:19 PM)
Granted. To bad you were beaten and muged on the way there. I wish I never had to work again.

SinGuilty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/28/2007 7:47:37 PM)
Granted! However, your electric bill didn't get paid before you got made and now the dark is as black as a spade. I wish I could find some teachers for pro-domme experience.

MistressPav -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/28/2007 9:23:54 PM)
You've found some teachers, but they aren't willing to work with you. haha I wish I actually liked to clean my house.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/28/2007 9:26:46 PM)
Granted. However, you like it so much that you get up at 4 am every morning and clean until 8 pm. It never stops. And you have dishpan hands and housemaids knee. The housemaid wants it back too. I wish I could use the vacuum cleaner to do lipo on myself.

MistressPav -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/28/2007 9:32:49 PM)
poof FEDEX just brought you your new Lipo Vacuum. On the first use, you suck your entire self up into it and end up on CNN and theonion radio news. I wish I had a new car.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/28/2007 10:25:47 PM)
You do - it runs on recycled condoms - 20 a day - haha I wish i could be a little less spectacular

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/28/2007 11:04:24 PM)
Granted. However, you now smell like bin juice and no one likes you. I wish I could find the time to meet the guy I've been talking to. Like soon, I mean.

LittleMeganV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/29/2007 5:21:32 AM)
Granted, he is about to knock on your door. However you two find you are both severely allergic to each others presence. I wish Ma'am had magical powers.

thornhappy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/29/2007 6:31:08 AM)
* Poof! * Now she does. But she shrunk you down to 2 inches and is keeping you in a terrarium with her poison dart frogs. I wish I didn't have sinuses (ow!)

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