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Aynne -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:43:49 AM)
granted, but the same Bubba from prison is now out and makes you ride bitch...in a tankini ;) I wish I was in Texas.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:46:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne granted, but the same Bubba from prison is now out and makes you ride bitch...in a tankini ;) I wish I was in Texas. Granted you are now in texas, and the bomb is about to drop Wish I was with a beautiful subbie girl

Level -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:53:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aynne I wish I was in Texas. Stop, you're making me blush. [;)] quote: Asher wrote: Wish I was with a beautiful subbie girl Granted, she's a lesbian, and in a coma. I wish I had a cheeseburger.

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:54:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr You do get laid... in prison, your new "daddy" is 6'11" and just over 500 lbs, and has never heard of SSC I wish I had a Harley Hoo-eee!!! Im havin sex I think [:D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 8:12:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level I wish I had a cheeseburger. Granted. However it's being guarded by the aforementioned Bubba from the prison. If you want to actually eat it, you have a few, erm... "concessions" to make with him. [:D] I wish I had a troop of burly, male subs to help me clean out my storage unit.

thornhappy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 9:44:25 AM)
Granted! But your storage unit is loaded with spiders, and every single sub is scared of 'em! I wish I had a flat driveway so's I could tinker on my RV a bit. thornhappy

Raechard -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 10:04:15 AM)
Granted: When it rains all the water will run towards the walls of your house and cause damp. I wish the person beneath me a great future with lots of love and prosperity.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 10:32:05 AM)
Thanks - but I have that already - you just wasted a valuable wish I wish that one my clients would pay their bill

mastervalentine -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 10:38:12 AM)
Granted, a violent thug convinces them to pay their bill. Unfortunately it also stirs up a federal investigation. I wish I could remember what I did last night.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 11:09:34 AM)
Granted. You remember it involved a stripper, a llama, and you needing a flea dip. I wish I didn't have to do homework today.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 12:57:42 PM)
Granted. You don't have to do your homework today because you are stuck on top of a ferris wheel for 16 hours. I wish I could rewind time and change some decisions I made.

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 1:35:33 PM)
Granted, but you'll still wind up making the same wish. I wish it were about ten degrees warmer.

PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 1:42:21 PM)
granted, but tomorrow it'll be ten degrees cooler than it is already and a polar bear will come knocking on your door. i wish i was on vacation with the hubby. PM

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 8:22:46 PM)
YOu got it - oh is Mistress will be coming along also I wish the weekend would not end

Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 8:41:29 PM)
Granted, you're fired. I wish I had no exams left.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 8:57:45 PM)
Granted, your school has just burned down and there is no record of your grades. You give up on academia and become a prostitute. I wish I had a sexy ass slut right now.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 9:01:38 PM)
Did I hear RS call for the birthday girl? [;)] (It's past midnight, so it's official.) I wish I could have a total body massage right now, right after a dip in the hot tub.

Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 9:01:46 PM)
quote: Granted, your school has just burned down and there is no record of your grades. You give up on academia and become a prostitute. I wish I had a sexy ass slut right now. Granted. And she's hung like a horse. A horse with AIDS. I wish I had a bigger fridge.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 9:02:43 PM)
Granted, but that's all you get of her is her ass. i wish the weather would make up it's mind over here... going from a humid 80 degrees to a chilly 60 degrees is just not fair!

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 9:06:01 PM)
Arrrchibald, you get to make a fridge as big as you like out of glacier ice, as you now live in Antarctica. Dream, you can move with him as the temperature is pretty consistent there. Now... I still wish I had that massage and hot tub thing happening.

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